Swan for the Money(17)

I paused, not sure if going to interfere would help or hurt. Then I heard a male voice. Mrs. Winkleson’s butler. He seemed to be calming her down. I turned and went back down the steps.

Confronting Mrs. Winkleson now was a bad idea. When the rose show was over, though, I was going to give her a piece of my mind.

If I could keep from strangling her first.





Chapter 7





“Thank God that’s done with,” my grandfather grumbled when I caught up with him and Caroline. “That was like being trapped in a black-and-white B movie.”

“Made you want to break out the finger paints, didn’t it?” Caroline said.

Perhaps their hearing wasn’t keen enough to catch her browbeating her maid.

“Very suitable for an eve ning event,” I said, echoing Caroline’s words. “Do you really think we can get everyone coming to the party to wear black and white? For that matter, do you think it’s even possible to reach everyone to tell them?”

“Does it really matter?” she said. “You can spread the word if you like— frankly, I wouldn’t even bother. What’s she going to do if someone shows up breaking the dress code— kick them out?”

“She’ll try,” I said.

“And your mother and the other ladies of the garden club will handle it.”

“She’ll be furious,” I said. “She’ll never let us use her farm again.”

“Us?” my grandfather said. “You planning on organizing this silly shindig next year?”

“Hell, no.”

“Then it’s not your problem.” He shrugged. “Let whoever does it next year deal with it. You’ll be gone; they can blame you.”

“Sometimes I like the way you think,” I said. “So where do you two want to go?”

“Wherever the animals are,” Caroline said. “You drive. I’ll call your mother and tell her the good news.”

Just then we rounded the brick wall that shielded my car from the front steps and I stopped short in dismay.

“Oops.” I pointed to my car. “Slight hitch in the proceedings.”

One of the black swans was perched on the hood, giving its feathers a leisurely preen, looking like an overripe, mutant hood ornament. It was coal black except for some minor splashes of white around the wings and the enormous bright red beak. Another crack in the perfection of Mrs. Winkleson’s color scheme.

“What a magnificent creature!” Caroline exclaimed.

“Not a native species,” my grandfather said.

“True, but you have to admit it’s beautiful.”

“Very aggressive, swans,” Dr. Blake went on. “They tend to drive other species out of their territory.”

“Yes,” I said. “And we’re another species, and right now it thinks my car is part of its territory.”

“Can’t you shoo it away?” Caroline asked.

“Not a good idea,” I said. “They don’t like being shooed, and I’ve heard they can break bones with those wings. One of Mrs. Winkleson’s maids tried shooing one a couple of weeks ago and ended up in the hospital.”

“Poor thing!” Caroline said.

“Not to mention the fact that Mrs. Winkleson fired her for annoying the swan. She’s very protective of the swans. Which reminds me— there are two of them. The other isn’t sneaking up behind us, is it?”

We all whirled about, looking in various directions until we spotted the other swan. After pausing and widening at the front steps, the driveway continued down toward the lake and a small dock where a black rowboat was tied up. The dock ended in an ornate gazebo made of intricate white wooden fretwork. The second swan was standing in the gazebo, staring out over the lake as if contemplating whether to swim or row across.

“Ah, there’s the gazebo,” Dr. Blake said.

“Yes,” I said. “Were you looking for the gazebo for some reason?”

“No, but a place like this has to have a gazebo, doesn’t it? Silly, useless things.”

“Let’s hope the other swan doesn’t agree with you,” Caroline said. “It’s safe enough down there.”

But our agitation appeared to have annoyed the nearer swan. It stirred slightly, and half rose.

“Damn,” I said. “It might be getting ready to attack. You two start walking that way as fast as you can. I’ll see if I can create a diversion.”

“I can help with the diversion,” my grandfather said.

“Someone has to protect Caroline,” I said.

“Besides, you old fool, Meg might be able to outrun the creature,” Caroline said. “I know I can’t, and I doubt you can either.”