Horror, a soft, amazed horror, was on both their faces. They raised their guns, and aimed, as if whatever they were aiming at was moving…a lot, and it was bigger than anything in the room that I was aware of, because they were aiming above even the tallest of the men.The sound of gunshots exploded in the small room. I was deafened with it for a moment, then stunned by what they were firing at. Huge tentacles reached for them. Smaller shapes flew at them, black and vaguely batlike, if bats could be as large as a small person, and have tentacles in the center of their bodies that reached and writhed.
Something screamed outside the window, as the tentacles, some wide as a man’s waist, kept coming in the face of the shots. The bullets were lead, and that hurts those of faerie, but I’d seen the tentacles before, and short of cutting them off, you couldn’t stop them.
They slammed the two officers against the wall hard enough to shake the room. I saw smaller tentacles with guns held in them. I was okay with the disarming, because how do you explain to human police that the tentacled nightmare is on our side? Humans still have a tendency to think that good is always pretty and that evil is always ugly. I’ve found that it’s so often the other way around.
The nightflyers swooped in like dark flying manta rays. They had feet for perching, but their main limbs were the tentacles in the center of their bodies. They used them now to take the guns from the larger tentacles. I watched the one nearest us cling to the wall and use a smaller tentacle to put the safety on the gun. The nightflyers had great dexterity with their tentacles, which the larger beast did not.
I felt Doyle move as he lay on top of me. He turned his head, and said, “Rhys, have you removed the spell?”
“Yes.”
Doyle turned back to look at the police and the doctor, still crouched under Galen’s protective charge. He moved slowly off of me. I could feel how tense his muscles were, ready to react if there was more danger. He finally stood beside the bed, his shoulders and the muscles in his arms still tense enough that I could see it.
Rhys and Sholto held Gran between them. They were having to work at it though. Brownies could harvest a field single-handed in one night, or thrash a barn full of wheat. It wasn’t all their ability for telekinesis; some of it was just plain brute strength.
I knew she was giving them trouble because Sholto was using more than just his two strong hands. His father had been a nightflyer, like the manta-ray creatures that had disarmed the police. The same tentacles that graced the nightflyers had now exploded from beneath the t-shirt Sholto had worn to pass for human.
His tentacles were the white of his flesh, decorated with veins of gold and jewel colors. They were pretty, actually, once you got past the fact that they were there at all.
Gran hadn’t had time to get past that fact, and she was cursing Sholto soundly. “Do nae touch me with those unclean things!” Her arms looked thin as matchsticks, but when she yanked, Rhys and Sholto both moved a little.
Sholto braced two of his thicker tentacles against the floor, and when next Gran pulled only Rhys moved. Sholto had his foundation. He could hold her, thanks to his extra bits. The tentacles weren’t there just to horrify, or for decoration. They were truly limbs, and like all limbs, they were useful.
Rhys shouted to be heard above Gran’s yells, the police, and everything else. “Hettie, someone put a spell on you!” He chanced removing one hand from her bony wrist. I caught a glimpse of something shiny and golden caught between finger and thumb before Gran jerked herself free of his other hand. Holding a brownie was a two-person job for most people, even the warriors of the sidhe. Especially if you didn’t want to hurt the brownie.
Gran balled her fist up, and I think she would have hit Rhys in the face, but Sholto caught her arm with a tentacle, and stopped her in mid-punch.
She yelled louder, screeching, and began to fight him in earnest. Small objects began to fly at him from around the room. It was when the shards of window glass began to move that Rhys slapped her.
I think it startled us all, because Gran looked at him with wide eyes. He said her name, loud and clear, putting power into it so that it rang like some great bell, echoing in the room as no human speech ever did.
He held the shining gold thread in front of her face. “Someone wove this into your hair, Hettie. It is a spell of emotions, meant to increase whatever you feel. More anger, more hatred, more rage, more prejudice against the black court. You are one of the most reasonable fey I know, Hettie. Why would you ever pick today to lose control?” He moved the golden thread so that her eyes and head followed it. He moved her gaze so that she would look at me in the bed. “Why would you endanger your granddaughter and your great-grandchildren whom she carries inside her? That is not you, Hettie.”
She looked past the golden thread to me. Tears began to shine in her eyes. “Sorry I am, Merry. Sorrier that I know who did this evil thing.”
There was a sound from near the doors. Galen said, “Sholto, the tentacles are crushing the policemen.”
Sholto looked at the far wall with its burden of huge tentacles and police, as if he’d forgotten they were there. “If I let them go, they will try to be heroic, for they will never believe that we are not villains. We look too much like villains to be anything else to the humans.” There was a tone in his voice, something bitter.
How did we explain what had just happened so that the police didn’t think exactly that? How do you explain that the giant octopus tentacles are trying to rescue us, and that the little old lady was the danger?
“You must call off your beast, Sholto,” Doyle said.
“They will either try to run out the door and call for reinforcements, or they will try to draw a second gun and kill my beast. They have already wounded him with lead bullets.”
Him. He’d called the thing with tentacles bigger than my body a him. Funny, even with growing up with one of the nightflyers as my bodyguard, I still wouldn’t have thought of the giant tentacled thing as a “him” or “her.” It was an “it,” but apparently not. Apparently, it was a “him,” which implied a her out there somewhere. I’d assumed that this was the same tentacled creature that Sholto had brought to Los Angeles to fetch me, but maybe that had been the girl? Maybe I was still in shock, but I just couldn’t think of what I was looking at as a girl.
“I am sorry that your beast was injured when all you were doing was trying to protect the princess.” Doyle walked toward the policemen, staying one side of the tentacles. He spoke to the cops as they dangled.
“Officers, I am sorry that there was a misunderstanding. The tentacles that hold you came to rescue the princess, not to harm her. When the creature saw you with guns, it assumed that you were here to harm Princess Meredith, just as you would have assumed the same if strangers rushed in with pulled guns.”One of the cops looked at the other one. It was hard to tell what expression they shared, with their faces still mottled from being held too long by the tentacles, but it was almost a “do you believe this?” look.
The other cop, a little older, managed to say, “You’re saying that this…thing is on your side?”
“I am,” Doyle said.
I spoke from the bed. “Gentlemen, it’s as if you came into my room and started shooting my dog, because he scared you.”
The older cop said, his hands still tugging at the tentacle at his throat, “Lady, Princess, this ain’t no dog.”
“The hospital wouldn’t let my real dogs in,” I said.
Dr. Mason spoke from the floor, where she was still crouched behind Galen. “If we let you have your dogs, will this never come inside the building again?”
Doyle nodded at Galen, and it was enough. He helped the doctor to her feet, but her wide eyes remained on the huge tentacles still pinning the policemen, or maybe it was the nightflyers clinging to the ceiling just above them. So many interesting things to look at it, it was hard to tell exactly where her gaze was.
“I will keep my people outside the princess’ window,” Sholto said, “until we are certain the danger is past.”
“So, this, these, have been outside the window all this time?” the doctor asked in a voice that was a little shaky.
“Yes,” Sholto said.
“What would attack me with these as my guards?” I asked, and let the question include as many or as few of the fey in my room as the doctor wished to include.
The older cop said, “No one told us that you’d have…” He seemed to search for a word, and not find one.
His partner said, “Nonhumanoid.” The young officer frowned at the word, as if it sounded wrong even to him, but he didn’t try to pick a different word. It wasn’t a bad word, and it was strangely appropriate.
“We are not required to inform the human police of all our precautions regarding the safety of Princess Meredith,” Doyle said.
“If we are on the door, we should have a list of things that are on your side,” the older cop said. It was a good point. It proved that he was recovering from being attacked by giant, bodiless tentacles and flying nightmares. Tough cop, or maybe just cop. You don’t last on the job if you aren’t tough. The older officer looked like he was past the ten-year mark. He was tough. His partner was young, and he kept giving nervous glances to the nightflyers on the ceiling. But he seemed to take heart or courage from the blasé attitude of his older partner. I’d seen it before when I’d worked on cases with the police at Gray’s Detective Agency. The older steadied the younger, if it was a good pair-up.