Sustained(56)
One morning, as soon as I got out of the car I knew it was going to be a bad day. It wasn’t any kind of sixth sense that gave it away.
It was the screaming.
I open the front door, and the impressive screeching sound that only a really pissed off two-year-old can make hits me like a blast of hot air. Regan sits on the foyer floor in front of the closet, a mess of tears and screams and stamping feet, surrounded by shoes, flip-flops, and boots. Chelsea squats in front of her, holding out a sparkly sneaker for the toddler’s inspection. Two other pairs of tiny shoes are beside her on the floor.
“This one?” she asks, with a mixture of hope and annoyance.
Regan knocks the sneaker from her aunt’s hand, shakes her head, bangs her hands on the ground, and wails.
Guess that wasn’t the one.
Chelsea notices I’m here. I raise my eyebrows and try really damn hard not to grin. “Everything okay?”
“No,” she hisses. “It’s not.” She yanks her hair back from her face, the haphazard bun ready to fall. There’s stains on her T-shirt—looks like peas—and her cheeks are flushed with color.
That’s when I notice that it’s not just Regan making a shit-ton of noise. It’s a chorus—a symphony of angry young voices coming from the living room. Somewhere upstairs, Ronan’s voice joins the melee. And he does not sound fucking happy.
After another shoe rejection, Chelsea stands up and throws the sandal across the room. “Which one, Regan? What do you want?”
Regan just cries and points at absolutely nothing.
Before I can say a word, the twins come crashing into the foyer, arms locked around one another. They drop to the floor, rolling and grunting, teeth bared.
“You knew I was saving it!” Rory yells.
“It was in the cabinet—it’s free game!” Raymond growls.
“Stop it!” Chelsea screams. “Both of you, cut it out!” She’s kind of screechy now, too.
They totally ignore her.
“You’re a jerk!” one shouts.
“You’re a dick!” the other replies, and I’m betting that one was Rory.
“Stop!” Chelsea shrieks, and she grabs the one on top by the tiny, sensitive hairs at the base of his skull. Then she yanks him up.
Even I fucking flinch.
Rory howls, both hands coving the back of his neck. “What the hell?” he demands from his aunt. “I’m gonna have a frigging bald spot now!”
“Don’t fight with your brother!”
“He ate the last chocolate chunk cookie!” Rory fires back. “He knew I was saving it and he ate it anyway.”
Standing now too, Raymond taunts. “And it was gooood.”
Rory lunges, and I unfreeze from the shock of seeing all hell break loose. I step between the boys, separating them with iron grips on their arms. “Knock it off.”
Then Rosaleen comes tearing around the corner, with a livid Riley right behind her.
Of course.
“Give it back!”
“No, it’s mine!”
“It’s not yours, it’s mine!”
“No it’s not!”
Chelsea instinctively holds out her arms when Rosaleen cowers behind her.
“What is going on?” she shouts to her oldest niece.
“She has my pen!” Riley screams.
“A pen!” Chelsea shrieks back. “Are you kidding me? You’re fighting over a fucking pen!”
Riley pouts in that scathing way teenagers do. “Nice language, Aunt Chelsea.”
Chelsea grinds her teeth. “Give me a break, Riley.”
“No—you’re supposed to be the adult. Look at us! No wonder this is a crazy house!”
“And that’s my fault? That you’re a bunch of selfish, evil heathens?”
Riley gets in her face. “Yes! It is your fault!”
Chelsea raises her hands. “That’s it! I have had enough of this! All of you—go to your rooms!”
Loud with indignation, Rosaleen bellows, “But I didn’t do anything!”
Chelsea spins sharply, facing the little blonde. “I said go! Now!”
Rosaleen draws herself up, her little face scrunched and angry. “You’re mean! I don’t like you!”
Chelsea grabs the seven-year-old by the arm and moves her toward the stairs. “Well, you can not-like me from your room!”
Rosaleen tears up the stairs, crying. Riley marches up behind her, arms folded and shoulders stubbornly straight. Rory gets in one last shove to his brother, then heads up, too. As Raymond turns to follow, Chelsea adds, “Raymond—you go to the spare room. I don’t want you boys near each other.”
He glares. “This sucks!”
And Chelsea glares right back. “Tell me about it!”