‘It is. I only accepted you under the condition that you would pretend to be a man while working for me.’
‘And I will,’ I said patting the dress fondly. ‘I will pretend to be a man pretending to be a woman.’
‘You…’ Mr Ambrose might have said something else, but for the moment he seemed lost for words. Then he demanded: ‘And this is really necessary for that infernal plan of yours? You are not just doing this to anger me?’
I gave him my brightest, most happy smile. I was smiling a lot lately. But why the heck not? Thief hunting was fun! ‘Now why would I do something like that, Sir?’
Before he could reply or try to throttle me, I vanished into my office and locked the door behind me.
‘Err… Sir?’ Warren’s voice, muffled by the door, was as nervous as it was curious. ‘What is he doing in there?’
‘Apparently,’ Mr Ambrose said, his voice as arctic as ever, ‘Mr Linton’s plan requires a female participant. Since we have none available, Mr Linton will impersonate one.’
‘Will that work?’
‘Oh yes. Take my word for it, Mr Linton is famous for his impersonations.’
Dear me. Mr Ambrose was capable of sarcasm? Wonder of wonders…
As quickly as I could, I stripped. Then I took out the dress Mr Ambrose had so ungraciously provided and proceeded to put it on.
Dressing took considerably longer than stripping. Not having Ella to help me this time, it took especially long to squeeze myself into the blasted corset. Finally, I was finished and took out a small mirror, about the only useful item ladies were allowed to carry.
My hair still looked a bit windswept, but that was not a problem. On the contrary, it would work to my advantage. The dress looked just as it was supposed to look. The tailor had really done a spiffing job.
Taking a deep breath, I stepped towards the door. Now for the first test. I opened the door, stepped out and did a little twirl.
‘Well? What do you say, gentlemen?’
All of them were looking at me with interested expressions. Well, all apart from Mr Ambrose, who didn’t have an expression on his stony face, and Karim, who had an expression but not one that I would like to describe.
Warren stepped forward and nodded slowly.
‘I’ve got to hand it to you, Mr Linton, you know what you’re doing. You look almost like a genuine girl.’
I raised an eyebrow. ‘Almost?’
‘Well, you know…’ he waved a hand in the air. ‘When one knows the truth one isn’t as easily fooled as everybody else. One just sees those little signs that indicate something is not quite right about you.’
‘You can say that again.’
That nice comment came from Mr Ambrose. ‘Now, can we get on with this?’
We did get on. Or rather out, of the building to be exact. Then, to our employer’s severe displeasure, we got into another cab and drove away. Our first stop was the Brown’s Hotel in Albermarle Street. When the cabbie stopped his horses, I got out but held up my hand when Mr Ambrose moved to follow me.
‘No. I’ll go in alone.’
‘What? Do you intend to catch Simmons all on your own?’
‘No, of course not. I’m just going to inquire if he’s here.’
‘And they’re going to tell you just like that, are they?’
‘Yes, actually they are.’ I winked at him. ‘Could you hand me my sack of onions please?’
He didn’t. Instead he said: ‘You can’t go in there alone. It’s much too risky.’
‘Risky?’ Did he actually sound worried? Worried for me?
‘I mean,’ he added hurriedly, ‘if Simmons should hear your questions and decide to flee before we can catch him.’
‘Don’t worry. I won’t let that happen. My onions, please?’
He hesitated a moment - then handed me the sack of onions, looking as though he had just bitten into one.
Wordlessly, I turned and entered Brown’s Hotel.
*~*~**~*~*
Ten minutes later I was out again and climbed into the cab.
‘He’s not here,’ I proclaimed. ‘Let’s go try the next one.’
‘How do you know?’ demanded Mr Ambrose. Yet this was a demand I was not very disposed to comply with.
‘You mean you can’t guess, Sir?’ I purred, smiling at him. ‘Surely you are more intelligent than an insignificant little girl.’
The others laughed, thinking I had made a joke. Then they saw Mr Ambrose’s expression and stopped laughing.
Soon we stopped at another hotel. I entered, and ten minutes later I left again.
‘Not here,’ I stated. ‘Let’s go on.’
‘How,’ Mr Ambrose asked, his voice dangerously low, ‘do you know?’