“That’s terrible,” Grandma said. “I don’t know how a person could do that.”
“Probably like working in a slaughterhouse,” Dave said. “After you kill the first hundred cows it starts to feel like just another day on the job.”
“Have you ever worked in a slaughterhouse?” my father asked him.
“No. But I worked in a bank. There are similarities.”
“David, that is not funny,” his mother said.
“How do you know the killer is a man?” Grandma asked Dave. “It could be a woman.”
Dave wrapped his hand around my neck. “You need some muscle to break a neck.” He applied pressure and rocked me slightly side to side. “I don’t think a woman would have the strength. And from what I’ve read, Lou Dugan wasn’t a lightweight like Stephanie.”
The instant I got home I was going to call Morelli. And then I was going to make sure my gun was loaded.
“The hand,” I said to Dave. “Remove it.”
He released my neck and reached for his wineglass. “Just making a point.”
I jostled against him and some of his wine slopped over onto his shirt.
“Omigosh,” I said. “I’m so sorry.”
Okay, it was childish, but he wasn’t the only one who could make a point. Although looking at it in retrospect it was probably not a good idea to piss off a guy I suspected of being a serial killer. I would have been more worried if he’d shot his victims. I didn’t think he could strangle all of us at the dinner table. Still, my heart was tap dancing in my chest, and my stomach was producing acid at a record rate. Maybe I’d go from my parents’ house directly to Morelli’s. He bought Maalox by the gallon jug, and I could tell him about Dave.
Everyone sat for a moment in openmouthed horror, staring at the purple stains on Dave’s shirt.
His mother dug in her purse for a stain remover stick, and my mother ran to get the Spray ’n Wash.
An hour and a half later we waved good-bye to Emma, Herb, and Dave.
“Except for when you spilled Dave’s wine, that went pretty good,” Grandma said.
My mother rolled her eyes. “He tried to kiss Stephanie good-bye, and she kicked him.”
“It was an accident,” I said.
“I don’t like him,” my father said.
My mother was hands on hips. “He’s a nice young man. Why don’t you like him?”
“I don’t need a reason,” my father said. “I just don’t like him. And I don’t like this shirt either. I hate this shirt.”
I hung my bag on my shoulder and left my parents’ house.
THIRTY-EIGHT
I DROVE THE SHORT DISTANCE to Morelli’s house, parked behind his green SUV, and used my key to open his door.
Morelli was on the couch, watching a Two and a Half Men rerun. He looked me up and down and smiled. “Is it Christmas morning?”
“Not nearly,” I said. “I have raging heartburn. I stopped for whatever it is you’re currently using.”
He pointed to a large bottle of Tums on the coffee table. “My reflux was doing great until someone started gifting you murder victims.”
I reached for the Tums. “You want to have more reason for reflux? I just had dinner with Dave.”
“Again? In that dress?”
“The dress is a whole long, complicated story that has nothing to do with Dave. Except that he told me it was a killer dress.”
“It is,” Morelli said. “It’s a killer dress.”
“He said it like it had special meaning. And he winked at me.”
“Any man in his right mind would wink at you in this dress.”
“He said think about it.”
“I have the feeling I’m missing an important ingredient in this conversation.”
I told him how I watched the video and thought I recognized the killer. And how tonight I had the revelation that it was Dave when I saw him run around the car. And then Dave pretended to choke me at the dinner table.
“Interesting and creepy, but not exactly damning evidence,” Morelli said. “And we need to take into consideration that the man is willing to teach you to cook.”
“You’re not taking this seriously.”
“I’m taking it very seriously. I’ve gone through half a jug of Tums since Gordon Kulicki turned up dead. It’s just that Dave seems an unlikely killer. What’s his motive?”
“Finding out his motive is on your side of the division of labor. I already did my part. I recognized him in the video.”
Morelli nodded. “Recognizing him in the video is good. What was it you saw? A tattoo? A scar? Did you recognize his shoes?”