They were already convinced that I was fucking all of them, so why did it hurt my feelings to do something that confirmed the rumor?
I looked at the police looking at us, and found two of the cops who weren’t looking at us. The moment I saw them, I knew who the fourth marshal was.
Bernardo Spotted Horse was standing very close to a female deputy. She had shoulder-length hair tied back in a ponytail. Her small triangular face was turned up to him, all smiles and almost laughing. Even the uniform couldn’t hide that she was petite and curvy.
Bernardo was tall, dark, and handsome, even by the standards that I was used to. His hair was actually blacker than mine, that black that has blue highlights in the sun. He’d tied it back in a braid that trailed nearly to his waist. He said something to the deputy that made her laugh, then walked toward us.
He was still broad-shouldered and slim of waist, and he’d been hitting the gym regularly. It all showed. He was also American Indian, with the perfect cheekbones genetics can give you. It was a pretty package, and the deputy watched him walk away from her. The look on her face said plainly that if he called her later, there would be a date. But then Bernardo knew that. Lack of confidence with women was not one of his problems.
He smiled as he came toward us, sliding sunglasses over his eyes, so that he looked model perfect by the time he got to us.
“That was quite a show you just put on,” he said. “They’re more convinced than ever that the big guy here is dating you, or wants to, and that Ted here already is. I’ve done my best to persuade Deputy Lorenzo that I am not in the running for your affections.”
I had to smile, shaking my head. “Glad to hear it.”
He got a funny look on his face. “I know you mean that, and let me say that it’s an ego blow.”
“I think you’ll recover, and the deputy there looks like she’ll be happy to help ease your pain.”
He glanced behind and flashed her that world-class smile. She smiled back and actually looked flustered. This was from a smile yards away.
“This is like Old Home Week,” I said.
“It’s been what, almost three years?” Bernardo said.
“About that,” I said.
Olaf was watching us, not like he was happy about it. “The girl liked you.”
“Yes, she did,” Bernarado said. His white T-shirt looked good against the tan of his skin. It was the only thing that ruined what I’d started calling casual assassin chic: black jeans, black T-shirt, boots, leather jacket, weapons, sunglasses. His leather was on his arm like Olaf’s, because it was too damn hot to be wearing leather. I’d left my leather in St. Louis.
Bernardo offered his hand, and I took it, then he raised my hand and kissed it. He did it because I’d let him know I didn’t think he was scrumptious, and part of him hated that. I shouldn’t have let him do it, but short of arm-wrestling him, there was no graceful way to stop the gesture once it started. He shouldn’t have done it because of the deputy. I shouldn’t have let him because of the other cops and Olaf.
Olaf looked not at me but at Edward, as if waiting for him to do something about it.
Edward actually said, “Bernardo flirts with everyone; it’s not personal.”
“I did not kiss her hand,” Olaf said.
“You know exactly what you did,” Edward said.
Bernardo looked at Olaf, then at me; he actually lowered his sunglasses so he could give me the full weight of his baby browns. “There something you need to tell me about you and the big guy here?”
“Don’t know what you mean,” I said.
“He just reacted like guys react around me and the women they like. Otto’s never cared before.”
“I do not care,” Olaf said.
“Enough,” Edward said. “Our escort is ready to go, so everyone in the car.” He sounded disgusted, which was rare for him. Letting us hear that much emotion in his voice, I mean.
“I call shotgun,” Bernardo said.
“Anita gets shotgun,” Edward said, and went around to the driver’s side.
“You like her better than you like me,” Bernardo said.
“Yep,” Edward said, and slid in behind the wheel.
I got in the passenger side. Olaf slid across the seat so he was sitting catty-corner from me. I’d have put Bernardo in that corner, but couldn’t decide whether it would bother me more for Olaf to stare at me where I could see him, or to know he was staring at the back of my head where I couldn’t see him.
The patrol car in front hit lights and sirens. Apparently, we wouldn’t be wasting any more time. I looked up at the sun in a sky so bright the blue was washed out-like jeans run through way too many washes. It was afternoon, maybe five hours until full dark. Another car followed behind us with lights and sirens. I was willing to bet that I wasn’t the only one who thought delaying all the vampire hunters had been a bad idea.