“Phosphorus were never grenades, they were markers,” Hooper said.
“Yeah, a marker that if you were fifty feet or closer, you would be vaporized, or wished you were. Let’s call a spade a spade, gentlemen. This is a weapon.”
Grimes said, “It was decommissioned. You shouldn’t be able to get new tech with that material in it.”
“The government has made an exception for the undead and shapeshifters.”
“I didn’t hear about that.” Grimes sounded like he would have, if it were true.
“Gerald Mallory, Washington, DC, head vampire hunter, got a special weapons bill pushed through for us. We had a couple of preternatural marshals get killed when the newer grenades got doused by water.”
“I did hear about that,” Grimes said. “The vampires burned them alive and filmed it.”
“Yep,” I said. “They put it on YouTube before it got yanked. It was used to get the warrant for them and to get us some new toys.”
“Did you watch the film?” Rocco asked, and again there was too much weight to his gaze. I met it, but it made me fight not to wiggle. You’d think I was uncomfortable around him now. Nay, not me.
“No,” I said.
“Why not?” he asked.
I expected Grimes to tell him to stop, but no one came to my rescue. I was pretty sure they were still kicking my tires. Something about what I’d done in the other room with their head psychic had made them more serious about me.
I switched my gaze to Grimes to answer. “Been there, done that, didn’t want the T-shirt.”
“Explain,” Grimes said.
“I’ve seen people burned alive before, Lieutenant; I didn’t feel like seeing it again. Besides, once you’ve seen and smelled it in person, film really can’t compare.” I knew my gaze had gone a little angry, maybe even hostile. I didn’t care. I wasn’t interviewing here; I was here to do my job.
I went back to sorting through my bag.
“They are not going to let you walk into homicide with explosives,” Grimes said.
I spoke without looking up, “Not even a small one?”
“I doubt it,” he said.
“I’ll leave them here then,” I said, and started getting out things I thought they might allow me to carry.
I ended up with the guns lying in a line on the floor. The Mossberg 590A1 Bantam shotgun; a sawed-off that I’d had made, cut down from an Ithaca 37; Heckler amp; Koch’s MP5, my favorite submachine gun; and Smith amp; Wesson’s MP9c. I was still wearing the Browning BDM, which had replaced my Browning Hi-Power for concealed carry. The BDM had fewer knobbly bits to catch on clothing. Though honestly, the S amp;W was the best of the three for concealed carry, but then that was one of the niches it was built to fill.
I laid the blades out next. The machete that was my favorite for beheading, mostly chickens, but I’d used it on vampires a time or two. The two smaller blades that fitted into wrist sheaths. They had higher silver content than a normal knife. They were also balanced for my hands. They sat on the floor in their custom sheaths, fitted for my muscular but small forearms. I had one extra knife that was an in-between size that I’d started carrying since they made me wear the vest. It fitted into the Velcro straps of the MOLLE system on the vest.
Ammunition next, laying out extra magazines for each gun. I liked to have at least two per gun. Three was better, but it was a matter of space. For the shotgun I had a stock mag attached to the butt of the Mossberg that held extra shells. I had a box of shells per shotgun, too.
The last thing was two wooden stakes and a small mallet. That was all that would fit on me and in the backpack.
“That’s not a lot of wooden stakes,” Hooper said.
“I don’t use the stakes unless it’s a morgue execution; then legally that’s one of the approved methods for carrying out the warrant. But honestly, you just have to take the heart and the head, even in the morgue. Most executioners use blades or metal spikes; they go through meat and bone easier than wood.”
“You don’t use the stakes for hunts?” Grimes asked.
“Almost never,” I said.
The three men exchanged a look.
“I take it from that look that your local executioner was a stake-and-hammer man.”
“We were told that most of them are,” Grimes said.
I smiled and shook my head. “That’s the official line, Lieutenant, but trust me, most of us are silver-bullet-and-blade men.”
“Tony didn’t believe that any vampire was really dead until he staked them,” Rocco said.
I picked up the Mossberg. “All you have to do is take the heart and head. Trust me, every gun sitting here will do the job.”