Shacking Up(9)

       
         
       
        

After getting home, I rinse with mouthwash, down six vitamin C capsules and some anti-flu holistic stuff, and then I go ahead and make myself my customary before-bed, pre-audition nighttime drink of hot honey-lemon water, and pray I've done a good enough job of ridding myself of cough germs.

I climb into bed, note my sheets lack a fresh scent, question when I last washed them, then I set my alarm and close my eyes. Behind my lids appears the hottie-whose name is apparently Banny, or maybe I misheard and it's Danny. It's not really a hot guy name. I'm going to stick with Awesome Kisser.

Now that I'm past the shock-and-awe factor I can fully appreciate that man's hotness in the shouty caps sense of the word. It's unfortunate he dates vapid, self-absorbed model-y types and not starving artists. I have a feeling "date" isn't the appropriate word anyway. It's also unfortunate that he has poor coughing manners.

I consider that he was likely a guest at the engagement party and he very well may be a guest at the wedding as well. If I'm still dateless by then he could make an excellent potential dance partner, depending of course on how tight he is with Armstrong. If they're close friends I don't think it's advisable to get involved in any semi-unclothed dancing outside of the wedding celebrations, no matter how hot he is. I don't want to run the risk of encountering him again should things not go as well as one hopes.

Eventually I stop fantasizing about what's under his suit and pass out.

* * *

I'm about to find out exactly what's in Awesome Kisser's designer pants when a repetitive, annoying sound distracts me. I pause just before I smooth a hand over the amazingly prominent bulge while he tilts my head back, his soft lips brushing mine, his hot tongue sweeping . . .

The wisps of the dream fade and I crack a lid. The fantasy breaks with the obnoxious sunlight screaming its wake-up call, along with my stupid phone. Sometimes I'm slutty in my dreams.

I reach for the phone, remembering that Amie promised me a morning call, just in case I messed up my alarm, which has happened in the past. I was on the ball last night, though. I set three alarms, all within five minutes of each other so I wouldn't have an opportunity to fall back asleep.

"Rise and shine, Ruby! I'm your wake-up call!" How she manages to sound so damn chipper at seven-thirty in the morning after her engagement party is beyond me.

A seal-like bark comes out when I attempt to grumble hello and tell her off for interrupting my dream.

"Ruby? Are you there?"

I make a second attempt at speaking but all I manage is another bark.

"Do you have a bad connection? I told you not to go with the cheap provider. You know how terrible the reception is." 

I clear my throat and immediately regret it, as it feels like knives are traveling up my esophagus.

"Ruby?" Amie asks again and then sighs. "I'm hanging up and trying again."

Once the line goes dead I immediately hit the video call. Amie picks up right away. She's wearing a white robe with her wavy hair pulled up into a ponytail, looking as fresh as baked bread out of the oven. I on the other hand, look like yesterday's garbage based on the small image in the corner of my phone.

"Oh my God. Are you okay?"

I motion to my throat and shake my head. I give speaking another shot, just in case my inability to make more than random, audible sounds is a result of waking up. I usually don't have to use words until after my morning coffee. All I get is another one of those squeaky moans and more sharp pain in my throat.

Amie sucks in a gasp and slaps her hand over her mouth. "You have no voice!"

I nod.

"How are you going to audition?"

The final dregs of sleep slip away. I mouth oh God. A mime is the only part I can audition for with no voice, or one of the dancer roles with no lines. They don't make nearly as much money as central, or even secondary character, roles-which is what I'm hoping to score. The pay scale for that is far higher than for a lineless role. It definitely won't cover the basics, like rent and food, let alone the minimum payments on my credit card. I've been banking on this audition to get me out of the hole I've dug for myself over the past few weeks.

The phone conversation is pointless since Amie can't read lips and I can't respond. She tells me she's coming over. I try to tell her not to bother, but again, with the lack of words it's impossible to convey. I wait until she hangs up and text her to tell her it's not necessary. Besides, this thing I have is clearly contagious since I must've gotten it from Awesome Kisser, and I don't want to pass it on to her. Damn Awesome Kisser-ruining the already questionable state of my life.