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Screwmates(23)



Now was clearly not the time to enlighten him about my breakthrough, and how I'd discovered I wasn't sleeping with anyone else any time soon. Things got quiet, and awkward. At least on my part. I ate a few bites of cereal, exaggerating my chewing so it didn't make weird milky-smack-y noises in the quiet. Marc went back to his book, flipped a page. Highlighted a passage and dog-eared the page. That animal. I knew librarians that would slap him for that. I slurped some of the excess sugary milk from my bowl, staring at him all the while.

Flip. Highlight. Dog-ear.

"I have to say, though, we still suck pretty hard at wine. That won't serve you well on your trip. I'm willing to, uh, read a book or two, if it'll help." At that, Marc's eyes lit up.

"Well, why didn't you say so?" he asked.

"I just did?" But I knew what he meant. We wouldn't be sleeping together again (farewell, multiple orgasms! I hardly knew ya.) but we weren't done adventuring together. And even though it didn't quite fill the empty hole that seemed to have taken up residence in my chest, it felt really nice to know that he was still excited to spend time with me. Although in some ways, I couldn't blame him. 

I had certainly brought the color into his beige existence.

And speaking of, I believed it was time to liven up the wall art. Surely now that I had shared Marc's bed, in the sexy way, I was entitled to put my stamp elsewhere too. He had slammed his book shut as I dreamed of large prints over the Couch of Love, and hopped up.

"How about I fix us some snacks, and let's spend today reading. Maybe tonight, when we've recovered, we can go get a single bottle of wine, and do a responsible tasting." He looked thrilled, and I was hungry, so I nodded and collected a heavy tome from his stack of wine books.

A few minutes later, there was a plate of sandwiches on the Coffee Table of Doom, and I'll be damned if that book wasn't slightly more interesting than I thought it would be. It turned out that the way grapes grew actually did affect the taste. And here I had thought Marc made that up to convince me to read. But lo and behold. Dirt wasn't just dirt, after all.

I snuck a glance over at him, completely absorbed in his own reading. I had made the right decision. Beyond loving him, I loved spending time with him. As much as it hurt to remember he wasn't mine, it was a balm to feel this connected.

I might not have been acknowledging France anymore, but the French word terroir was now firmly part of my vocabulary. Assuming I pronounced it right, I planned to introduce it into many conversations to appear sophisticated and worldly.

The definition was something a little fuzzy, but it roughly meant "the taste of a place".

And what a sexy thought, that the very essence of Tuscany ended up in the red you can have with pasta. That by simply opening a bottle, you had transported an entire country home with you. The sensations on your tongue here in the smack-center of the United States were exactly the same as the ones on the vintners' on a sun-baked peninsula in the Mediterranean.

Unsexily, it turned out that shit like nitrogen actually was a big part of that.

Nothing is perfect.

The next chapter was about choosing the exact perfect time to pick the grapes. Sometimes, the sugar content becomes optimal at, like, two in the morning, and the village must turn out to pick those little globes of juice before they turn. If Marc had bothered to mention that wine books were basically race-against-the-clock thrillers, I would so not have fought him on this.

Somehow, the entire day managed to pass between stolen glances at him over our books. Besides a few refills on the Snack Tray, we spent the entire time in the living room, just poring over the information gleaned from the library. Who knew libraries were such a font of information? Kidding, kidding. Kind of.

The best part was how damn comfortable I still felt with him, even after confronting my own super-uncomfortable feelings. There was a lot of relief there, though. I mean, we had to live together. We were living together. If my dawning l-o-v-e was going to make waves, I'd sooner jump ship. But feeling like this, together but separate, enjoying our own books in a shared space-I wasn't quite sure how to frame it, but it felt good. It felt like we could move forward.

That was all I really needed when it came down to it. Just to move forward. The sentimentality was so fresh, surely it wouldn't seep into my pores the way a long-term affair would. So I was having an emotional response to a physical attraction, but it would fade. It would.

It would!

And then everything would be fine. Back to business. Back to normal. Absence rarely made the heart grow fonder if said absence was longer than about three or four weeks, I'd read once. And everything you read is definitely true. As long as you didn't read it on the internet.




       
         
       
        
Anyways, he'd be gone for actual months. So a few weeks of pining, perhaps? A few weeks of winding down Screwmates, then, and wrapping up the series. By the time both of those things were done, I'd be completely over him. I would no longer remember how his slightly curly hair felt between my fingers. No clue how my skin tightened at the graze of his touch. I probably wouldn't be able to pick the shade of his eyes out of a crayon box.

It was going to be the best thing that could possibly happen to us. "Us". I had to stop using that word, for one thing.

"Hey, Marc?" I asked on a whim.

"Yeah?" He looked up with a smile as warm as cinnamon.

"Are you subletting while you're gone?" His smile disappeared into the furrows of his brow. I noted that this was clearly a stressful subject. Fair enough, subletting was nothing fun in the best of circumstances, but when you are not even in the country to deal with any mishaps …  ugh. Big ugh.

"No. I'll continue to pay my half. You'll just." He didn't trail off so much as stopped talking. Coughed. Coughed again. Maybe he was coming down with something. I fervently hoped I wouldn't get it too, but his tongue had been inside my mouth, so. We'd recover together, super romantically. I meant not romantically! Not!

"I'll just," I reassured him. With all that time to myself, and his piece of the rent still covered, I was so going to install a mini-studio in the living room. It wouldn't bother a soul. Maybe Lizzie. But she didn't live here, so her perfectionist ways didn't count. I'd tape tarps to the flooring and walls. I wasn't going to be rude and lose the deposit, I was just not going to be bothered with niceties like places for my friends to sit. Then, my life refocused, I'd forget about Marc, make a million (or thousand) dollars, and get my own apartment.

A studio of my own. The thought was blissful. With that thought, I could shove down my nervousness about my newly-discovered feelings. My entire body relaxed, I could feel it go. Better than wine, the thought of a studio. Art was everything. Guess I'll survive, I thought to myself with a smirk, and went back to becoming an absolute expert in viticulture.





Thirteen





In retrospect, we both should have known that the idea of only a single bottle of wine was laughable. A mere fantasy.

It was also quite a coup that we were even allowed back into the Culinary Center after stumbling out last night, holding each other upright. But hey, if nothing else, we were paying customers, so.

"You guys again? I feel like maybe this isn't the best idea," said the wine guy, in lieu of a hello. He was apparently running the tasting event we'd decided to crash last minute. If I weren't already with the only guy on earth I was interested in impressing, I might have been embarrassed by that. 

"No way," I told him indignantly. "It's totally the best idea."

"Yeah. Me and my screwmate are going to crush this," Marc added, and my heart gave a little squeeze. Okay, a giant one.

"Screwmates? I love that comic!" the guy answered brightly. Whaaaaat. This was entirely unexpected. Marc opened his mouth, maybe to ask, or maybe not, but I wasn't going to allow it no matter what.

"Hey, look! A snack buffet!" I pointed. "You wanna grab us a good selection? We gotta be less ridiculous tonight." And with that I quickly steered Marc into the room and set him to work. Then I turned back to wine guy and let the nice girl attitude drop. My eyes narrowed. My jaw clenched. I grabbed his shirt collar.

I looked super badass, I could just tell. It was going to have to go into the comic, but first-

"You can't tell him about the comic. Not a goddamn word, do you understand?" I hissed, holding onto his button-down for all I was worth.

"I won't! Holy shit! I won't say anything else about it! I didn't know you didn't-" I cut him off by using my free hand to point at my name tag sticker.

"And I'm Brandon. Wait-ooooohhhh," said Brandon, the pieces all coming together for him. "It's you. You are Maddy and he is Markus. And he doesn't know."

"Bingo, buddy. And this is not the time or place for him to find out." Marc caught my eye from across the room and gave a little wave. I dropped Brandon's shirt and pretended to be dusting him off. From what, I have no idea, but Marc went back to his business, so I guess it works as well in real life as it typically does in the movies.

"So it's real, then? You guys are roommates? And you're doing it? What's going to happen next? And where did you get those Sexy Ninja suits? My wife would die for a set of those. We read the episodes together the second you post."