"And what is shooting from the external tank, exactly?" Jaime inquires, his voice stiff. I swallow my laughter and wait for Knight to answer. His eyes widen.
"Bullets, of course. Lots and lots of bullets."
Thank God, he didn't say cum.
I place a hand on my son's soft, ruddy cheek. "Listen to me carefully, Knight, okay? We do not draw on other people's body parts. Ever. Especially not spaceships." Jaime is a friend, but I'm not sure how I feel about other fathers knocking on my door complaining that my son is drawing dicks on their daughters.
"Got it." He nods. "No spaceships."
"And no giving other kids tattoos, period. Now, why don't you go play with Vaughn?"
"Because I hate him," Knight answers matter-of-factly.
The next generation is definitely following in their fathers' footsteps. I mess his hair. "Go check on your mom, bud." I kiss the top of his head.
"Okay, Daddy."
"And give me the Sharpie."
Daria is still looking at her dad. Jaime pulls her into his leg with a hug.
"Baby, can you promise Daddy something?"
"Yes."
"Never, ever, look or talk or play with Knight ever again."
Daria rolls her eyes and walks off to the cotton candy machine my mom, Helen, is in charge of. Jaime, Vicious, and I laugh.
Trent is flipping burgers with a beer in his hand, shaking his head.
"Who the fuck are all these people? I don't even know half of them." I motion with my bottled water to the crowd. Now that we all live in Todos Santos-life away from each other felt a little too close to death, we realized, after what happened to Rosie-and live in the same neighborhood, we hang out every day.
"You did invite most of our colleagues." Jaime shrugs.
"Did I?" I scratch my head.
"Your wife did," Vic interrupts. "Em told her to. Networking and shit. Oh, and lookie here. Our new partner came to say hi." He jerks his chin to a man I do recognize. His face was just plastered across the front page of The Wall Street Journal. Jordan Van Der Zee. Late fifties going on seventy. Looks like an evil version of Putin. He bought fifty percent of our shares two years ago, making us split the rest among us.
A multi-million-dollar deal that left us with more money than we can spend in ten lifetimes but less power in Fiscal Heights Holdings. We now have the time to spend with our families. Together. Van Der Zee scattered his own management team around Chicago, London, and New York, and none of us are crushed, because we took our souls with us when we signed the deal. Sue now has a new person she can call Mr. Whatever.
"Racist bastard," Trent mutters into his beer, and we all jerk our heads toward him. He doesn't swear around Luna, but sometimes we forget that she is around. Trent looks down, kisses his daughter's cheek, and whispers, "Sorry. Daddy said a bad word. Won't happen again."
She doesn't nod. She doesn't answer. Just stares at him with her blank eyes.
"Come again?" Vicious asks, spinning the wheel of the conversation back to safe water. Trent's eyes flare, the recollection of what makes him call Van Der Zee a racist flashing through his mind.
"Guy's a racist. I had an incident with him. To say I don't like him would be the understatement of the fu-" his eyes dart down to Luna, and he clears his throat, "of the fudging century."
"Well, none of us are going to buy him a beer-or a fudge, for that matter. But maybe he was a poo-poo head to you for the sake of being a poo-poo head. It's kind of his thing," I offer, refraining from saying the words 'little shit' and adding, "Is that his kid over there?"
I sure the fuck hope it is, because otherwise, he has passed Sugar Daddy territory and is now in Sugar Grandpa zone. It's hard to miss the girl beside him because he doesn't let her move. Literally. He is clasping her slender arm in his and spits when he talks to her. She is too young for me to form an opinion about her looks. Eighteen or nineteen, maybe. Her skin is ghostly fair, she has long hair the color of the sun, two hoops for nose rings, and even though she doesn't want her father to know, when she tried to jerk her arm away, her shirt rode up and a tattoo peeked on her abdomen. Not a small one, either.
"Edie Van Der Zee," Vicious confirms my assessment. "Poor kid."
Jaime laughs. "Poor, she isn't. And since Edie is easy on the eyes, I bet he's just trying to make sure she doesn't get harassed by the harem of corporate dickbags we work with."
We all frown at Jaime.
"Little Edie looks twelve," Trent retorts in horror. It's been three years since Val bailed on his ass, and he's never bothered reclaiming his throne as the king of one-night stands. No interest in the other sex whatsoever. It's like his blood turned blue or something.