Fucky fuck! Eddie thought irritatedly. What the hell was Alistair doing defending Astrid? Didn't he realize that they all needed to play this to their advantage, especially now when he stood to inherit the whole kit and caboodle. Eddie quickly cut in, drowning out his brother. "Auntie Felicity, I am so sorry you had to be put through this horrible scandal. What a disgrace!"
Alix scowled at her son, as if to say, Don't make this any worse than it is!
Victoria spoke up. "Actually, I rather agree with Eddie. This is a complete disgrace. I can't believe Astrid would be so careless."
Felicity pulled another piece of tissue out of her Jim Thompson silk pouch and sniffed into it dramatically. "My hopeless daughter! We have spent all our lives protecting her from the press, spent so much money protecting her from unwanted attention. And now look how she's repaid us!"
At the other end of the table, Piya Aakara whispered into her husband's ear, "I don't understand what the big deal is. Her daughter just got engaged, and the pictures look wonderful. Shouldn't she be happy for her?"
"I don't think Auntie Felicity approves of this fellow. And my family just doesn't like to see themselves in the press-ever," Adam explained.
"Not even Tattle?"
Overhearing Piya's comments, Victoria suddenly piped up, "Especially not Tattle. My God, that ghastly magazine! You know, I wrote a few pieces for them back in the 1970s. But then one day the editor said my stories were too 'cultural'-yes, I believe that's the word he used. He said to me, and I'll never forget it, 'We don't need any more stories on emerging Chinese artists. We thought you were going to write about your relatives. That's why we hired you.' And that's when I gave my notice!"
Eddie continued to fan the flames. "It's one thing to be in Tattle or Town & Country-I'm featured in those magazines all the time. Full disclosure, Piya-Fiona and I have been on the cover of Hong Kong Tattle once, and I alone have been on the cover three times. But it's another thing to see Astrid's photos popping up on these cheap gossip websites. As if she's some actress or, even worse, a porno star. Like that Kitty Pong girl Alistair dated for half a minute."
Alistair was indignant. "For the millionth time, Kitty was not a porn star! It was some other girl who just looked like her!"
Eddie ignored his brother and kept on talking. "The thing I can't believe is that Astrid would dare to leave Singapore when Ah Ma is so sick. I mean, here we all are, spending every precious moment we have with her."
"She was supposed to be in Malaysia, representing us at Prince Ismail's wedding. I can't believe she deceived us like this! Running off to India, of all places. Getting engaged on an elephant! Who on earth does Charlie Wu think he is? A maharaja?" Felicity sniffed angrily.
"So vulgar. Those Wus are all the same-they haven't changed in all these years." Victoria tut-tutted, shaking her head. "Did you know that that horrid Wu woman tried to steal Mabel Shang's seamstress? Imagine the cheek! Thank goodness Mabel rescued that talented girl from her clutches! She made me several nice silk jacquard blouses, perfectly copying the style of this Liz Claiborne blouse Lillian May Tan brought back for me from America. I gave one to Mummy, which she loves, and didn't I give you one too, Cat, when I came to visit you in 1992?"
Catherine looked like a deer caught in headlights for a moment. "Oh yes, that's right … lovely!" she said, remembering that she had immediately passed on the hideous blouse to one of her maids.
Eddie furrowed his brow and tried to sound terribly concerned. "I saw Charlie Wu at Davos. You know, he didn't even have the decency to wear a proper suit and tie to the most important conference in the world! My God, what if Astrid and Charlie are on their way back to Singapore now? What if she wants him to meet Ah Ma? Or worse, to introduce his mother to Ah Ma? Can we risk upsetting Ah Ma when her condition is so fragile?"
"She wouldn't dare bring that man to Tyersall Park! Or her seamstress-snatching mother!" Victoria sniffed.
"She's not going to have the chance. I'm going to make sure that girl doesn't show her face anywhere near Tyersall Park!" Felicity angrily decreed.
Eddie tried to hide his satisfied smirk by looking at the view of the golf course for a moment. Nicky was banned from Tyersall Park, and now his biggest ally Astrid was banished as well. Things could not be working out any better if he had planned it himself. And let's not forget, his sexy-as-fuck bespoke Marinis were on their way too.