Sera blinked.
Shook her head and blinked again.
Her stranger didn't emerge from the water. She scanned the waves, certain her eyes were playing tricks on her. Nothing. All she could see was a beach full of laughing, swimming people, none of whom had kissed her senseless in the last five minutes.
Whoever he was, he could hold his breath for a long time.
"Ummm." The cop beside her shuffled into view. "Do you … do I need to take a statement … "
Sera tore her stare from the breaking waves and frowned at him. He looked uncomfortable. Uncomfortable and ruffled. His cheeks were pink and his gaze didn't want to settle on anything.
Well duh. Of course he's ruffled. Did you hear the noises your stranger made? You're ruffled too-although for some insane reason it's because you're horny. And while we're at it, why on earth are you still calling the psychopathic kisser your anything?
She shook her head and offered the cop a sheepish smile. "No. It's okay. He's my … my boyfriend."
What the hell? Now why in the name of God did you say that?
The cop seemed to flinch, as if the very thought of standing near the psychopathic kisser's girlfriend was dangerous. He shot Hannibal a quick look, perhaps hopeful her cousin's Irish Wolfhound-Mastiff mix might give him some reassurance. Hannibal, ever the epitome of un-neutered canine, continued to lick his balls, totally uninterested in the whole situation.
Sera frowned again, this time at the dog. His disinterest in itself was just as freaky odd as her stranger.
God, will you stop calling him your stranger? Seriously, it's getting … weird.
It was. The whole thing was. The man, his kiss, her reaction to it, the very pleasant heat his touch had provoked, smoldering away in her core. Hannibal's complete lack of care about it all. She ran with her cousin's dog for one very specific reason-he wouldn't let anyone near her. It wasn't like she was constantly in need of protection; she wasn't. But just of late, every time she went out she seemed to get accosted by weirdoes. Hannibal kept them all away.
All, that was, except her stranger. And seriously, could you get any weirder?
I can smell your want.
The man's murmured words slinked through her head and, for the love of God, her pussy contracted.
Now there's a weirdo, Sera Hayes. Your psychotic kisser. What are you going to do about him?
Do about him? Chase him? Press charges against him? Hell, she didn't even know his name.
Damn, why didn't she know his name?
Are you serious?
" … doing this again on a public footpath, okay?"
Sera blinked. The cop was still talking. Admittedly a few steps farther away from her than where he'd stood before, his hand resting on his gun, but still talking to her nonetheless.
"Sorry?"
He scowled. "I'm not sure what's going on with you and your … boyfriend, but next time, please avoid doing it on a public footpath, okay?"
Doing it.
It.
The word sent a wave of shimmering, tight, wanton need through Sera. She bit back a gasp, staring at the cop as he continued berating her, her pussy throbbing and pulsing and doing all manner of squirmy horny things at the thought of doing "it" with her stranger. Her nipples pinched tight, her heart raced faster and, before she realized it, she was pressing her thighs together at the memory of the way he'd kissed her. The way he'd cupped her breast and made love to her mouth with his-
The shark alarm at Bondi Beach wailed into life, a high-pitched siren that shattered the highly erotic and utterly disturbing memory.
Sera let out a gasp, her heart not just missing a beat but a whole goddamn chorus. She jerked her stare to the beach, her throat tight. People were running screaming from the surf, the shark alarm continued to wail and, above it all, a cacophony of shouts filled the air, all yelling the same thing: "Shark! There's a fucking great big shark in the water!"
The cop ran for the beach. At a dead sprint on the exact trajectory her stranger had run only moments earlier. Why the cop was running for the waves, Sera couldn't decide-hysterical relief over something other than her to deal with, perhaps? Whatever reason, she was glad for it. She wanted to go home. Go home, take a shower and forget this whole surreal episode had happened.
"Strange that a shark could get past the shark nets, no?"
Sera started at the voice to her left. She swung about, finding a little old lady complete with poorly applied pink lipstick and matching shell-framed glasses standing beside her.
"I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, dearie," the wizened woman continued, "but aren't those nets there to keep the swimmers safe and the sharks out?"
The woman's eyes seemed to glint behind the thick lenses of her glasses as she stared hard at Sera. Hard enough to make her squirm.
Sera frowned, gripping Hannibal's leash tighter. The dog-finally finished with his scrotal-licking preoccupation-came to the party on his protective duties and rose to his feet, a low growl rumbling in his chest.
The old woman shuffled back a step, flicking the huge beast a hesitant look.
Heat flooded Sera's cheeks. She gave Hannibal's leash a gentle tug. "Oh, right," she muttered to him, trying to make him heel. "The psychotic kisser you don't worry about one iota, but the little old lady gets your wind up?"
"Psychotic kisser?" the lady echoed, that glint not just in her eyes turning her inspection into something close to intense fervor. "You didn't consent to his affections? Oh dearie, you need to report him. Do you know his name? His address? I can help with the report if you wish. Do you know where he lives? I could go with you now to demand an apology if you like."
The questions lashed at Sera. There was no other way to describe it. They came at her fast, the little old lady shuffling forward with each one, coming closer and closer. Hannibal growled again. Louder this time. Growled and strained against his leash.
Sera swallowed. "N-no … I don't … " She stopped, frowned. Looked out at the beach and the hordes of people keeping distance from the waves and back to the old woman with the piercing stare again. "I mean … how did a shark get-"
"You don't even know the man who kissed you moments ago?" The elderly lady pulled a face of disgust. "Shameful."
New heat flushed Sera's cheeks. "That's not … " She fumbled to a halt, biting her bottom lip with her teeth. Why did she feel like she had to protect her stranger? Especially against a woman who looked at least eighty-five in the shade?
No idea. But you do. Don't you? And while we're pondering the surreal and ludicrous, where exactly did your stranger go? Into the waves semi-naked and you haven't seen him since. He hasn't popped up once, not even to take a breath. How is that possible? Where did he go?
And why do you so desperately want to know?
She didn't know the answer to any of those questions. It pissed her off. Enough that she forgot her reprobate mother had managed to raise a daughter who was polite and respectful to elders. She narrowed her eyes at the possible octogenarian scowling at her. Hannibal growled again. "Are you always this pushy?"
"Only with little hussies who snog complete strangers in the street."
Sera's eyebrows shot up her forehead, going from angry to stunned in a single jump. "Excuse me?"
The little old lady muttered something that sounded a lot like "stupid cunt", shook her head and then offered a smile so saccharin, Sera's mouth fell open. "I must be off, dearie. It was lovely talking to you."
She turned and shuffled away and, for the first time, Sera noticed she wore running shoes with her matronly dress. Albeit pink running shoes, to match her lipstick and glasses, but running shoes all the same. Pink running shoes and thick black socks.
Sera blinked. "That is the freakiest thing I've ever seen."
Really? Freakier than a gorgeous, sexy guy who scares the shit out of a cop with just a flare of his nostrils? Or freakier than a man who runs into the surf after kissing you with more passion than you've ever been kissed in your life?
She swung her head and stared at the beach, doing her best to ignore the ridiculous way her sex throbbed at the memory of that unbelievable kiss. The beach was packed with confused people. They stood at the water's edge, staring at the waves as if searching for the shark. The alarm was no longer wailing and the cop who'd come to her rescue earlier was now trudging back up the beach, heading in her direction.
"Whoops, Hannibal, time to go." She pivoted on her heel, tugging the still-growling dog with her, and began trotting along the footpath.
Yes, it was time to go. Time to go home, have a shower and put this whole situation behind her.
Now if only her damn pussy would stop carrying on, reminding her with insistent force exactly what she was trying to forget-one brilliant kiss from a complete stranger.
Stupid bloody pussy.
Chapter 2
Tyson climbed out of the surf naked and human once more. Damn it. He really liked those cargoes. And the shirt he'd tossed aside, come to think of it. And he'd only just broken in his shoes so they were perfectly comfortable and-
Crikey, Ty. Are you really worrying about your clothes? You do remember what just happened, don't you?
He did. But it was better to concentrate on the here and now than the twenty minutes ago. At least until he ascertained the tiny beach surrounded by rocky cliffs he was currently wading toward was as unpopulated as usual. A larger-than-normal wave smashed into the backs of his thighs and he struggled to stay on his feet, casting a slow stare along the deserted inlet as he did so. Thank God he knew the little impossible-to-reach beach existed, otherwise Sydneysiders would be getting a side order of dragon with their six p.m. news that night.