Haley squished up her face adorably. "If you say so."
He noticed that she didn't make any move to take a closer look. In fact, it looked as if she was trying to discretely step away. Jason bit back a smile as he held it out to her. She squealed, jumping back and almost fell on her ass in the ocean.
"Get it away from me!"
"Aw, come on, Haley. He just wants a little kiss," Jason said, shoving the crab towards her once again. "Just a little kiss."
Haley giggled even as she ducked out of the way.
"Come on, he likes you!" Jason said, chuckling as he chased after her.
"Go away!" Haley said, laughing so hard that she stumbled several times, but somehow managed to take off when the crab came within her personal space.
"I swear to god, I'm going to kick your ass for this!"
* * *
Haley dropped her book as she latched onto Jason's arm and tried to drag him away.
"That's false advertisement!" Jason said, heading back for the door that they'd been unceremoniously kicked out of ten minutes ago. "The sign says, 'All you can eat.'"
Thankfully the last several months in Jason's company had pretty much cured her problem of embarrassing easily, otherwise she'd probably be turning bright red right now and wishing for a hole in the ground to open up and swallow her whole as people stopped to gawk at them.
"They were closing," she pointed out softly.
"That's no excuse," he said, glaring at the wait staff that watched them nervously from behind the curtains.
"I think they ran out of food," Haley said, doing her best not to laugh when he pouted.
"Bastards," Jason muttered.
"Come on, I'll let you treat me to a late movie," she said, tugging on his arm. He reluctantly let her lead him away, only throwing the occasional look of longing towards the restaurant. Haley did her best not to roll her eyes. The man was way too obsessed with food. As they stepped into the long line outside the movie theatre a thought occurred to her.
"You never brought me to a buffet restaurant at home," she pointed out. Now that she thought about it she was really surprised that he hadn't. It seemed like the perfect type of restaurant for Jason, heck, for Jason and his father. They both adored food, which is probably why his parents stopped with just one child. Just the thought of a bunch of little Jason's running around eating their parents out of house and home was frightening.
Jason mumbled something.
"What?" she asked, tearing her eyes away from the list of movies playing.
"I said, I've been banned," he grumbled unhappily. "It's all political," he sniffed.
"Uh huh.......and your father?" she asked, already having a sneaking suspicion of what his answer was going to be.
"He's been banned since 1995," Jason said with a shrug.
"I see," she said, her lips twitching.
"In two years the band in Las Vegas will be lifted. We're planning a big trip," he said, looking at her hopefully.
Haley opened her mouth to remind him that they weren't going to be doing anything together in two years when she realized what he said.
"You've been banned from Las Vegas?"
"Not from Las Vegas, just from all the buffets," Jason said with a shrug as if it was no big deal.
"All the buffets?" she asked, unable to hide her shock. There had to be hundreds of buffets in Las Vegas.
"I guess they had a meeting or something. As I said before, it's all political," Jason said, gesturing for her to move up in line.
She was too stunned to say anything for a few minutes. She knew they loved food, but wow......
"What movie do you want to see?" Jason asked, pulling her from her frightening thoughts.
Haley quickly scanned the list, about to tell Jason to go ahead and pick when she spotted a movie she'd been waiting to see for a while. How about "To hell and back?" she suggested.
Jason frowned. "The one with Edward and Dana Pierce?"
She nodded.
"Fine," he said with an exaggerated eye roll, earning a smile from her. "A chick flick it is." He bought their tickets and headed for the concession stand. "I just need something to eat before I pass out."
He reached out to take her hand, only to drop his hand away. His smile became polite as he gestured for her to go ahead of him. Haley forced a smile as she stepped in line ahead of him, reminding herself that this was exactly what she wanted. She wanted to go back to being friends, even if it was only for a little while, so Jason readily accepting that was a good thing, she told herself.
After they bought their snacks, well Jason's snacks since she was still full, they found two seats in the middle towards the front. Thankfully the previews were already playing so Haley took the opportunity to get her head on straight. She really had to stop herself from wanting Jason to touch her, hold her, and kiss her.