"I'll be there in just a sec," I said, and then turned back to write:
Oh, and another piece of advice before I jet off to my glorious honeymoon in St. Lucia-invest in an ice cream vibrator. Actually, invest in a trunk load of dildos and vibrators, of sex toys of all kinds. They'll keep you company (and keep you from turning into one big, droopy vagina) until your very own happily ever after comes along.
Until next time …
Pita
Special Thanks
Ella Frank - It always starts with you because you're the one who holds my hand every step of the way. To say I couldn't do this without you is an understatement. Thank you for loving my crazy brain and "getting" me.
I'm so thankful to the awesome team I've had the pleasure to work with for P.I.T.A.'s creation. Hang Le - Thank you so much for another beautiful cover. I love the way you've branded this series so well-they're all I envisioned and more. Arran McNicol - editor extraordinaire who refused to let me use the term "wank" the wrong way. Wanker bastard doesn't have the same feel, BUT FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. Judy Zweifel of Judy's Proofreading - thank you for polishing up Ms. PITA for me, and for all of your support. Kari March - I appreciate you getting teasers ready for me even when you were sick as a dog. Bless your heart, and thank you! A huge thanks to Mary with Between the Sheets PR for organizing another fabulous cover reveal and release tour. Beth Cranford - one of our many talks included Nutella and ice cream vibrators, and because Nutella should be a daily food, even in sexual situations, I had to make it happen. Thanks for the inspiration, betch. <3 Special thanks to my Faaabulous Hooker Team & The Naughty Umbrella-you guys are the backbone of support that every author should be lucky enough to have. To all of the readers who pick up my books-lots of boozy shakes and bear hugs to you!
And, finally, to my friends and family, who give me endless inspiration. I mean, uh, support. Yeah, support. I'd never actually use you guys in a story …
About the Author
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About Brooke
You could say Brooke Blaine was a book-a-holic from the time she knew how to read; she used to tell her mother that curling up with one at 4 a.m. before elementary school was her 'quiet time.' Not much has changed except for the espresso I.V. pump she now carries around and the size of her onesie pajamas.
Brooke is a USA Today Bestselling Author and enjoys writing sassy contemporary romance, whether in the form of comedy, suspense, or erotica. The latter has scarred her conservative Southern family for life, bless their hearts.
If you'd like to get in touch with her, she's easy to find - just keep an ear out for the Rick Astley ringtone that's dominated her cell phone for years.
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