Darla steps towards me, and squeezes my bicep. I glare at her with a stone face as I step away. Is this chick for real?
She walks over to the Corvette and runs her finger along the curve of the roof. “Nice car.”
“Uh huh,” I grunt. Why is she here?
“Avery’s got an IUD. You know, the IUD?” she says and turns to make eye contact with me, “Just saying. Get tested.”
What. The. Fuck. Did Avery put her up to this?
“Don’t you have to see Avery or something?”
“Oh don’t worry, I’m seeing Avery all right. She’s going to fill me in on all the little details,” Darla shifts her eyes to my crotch. “Or the big ones. I’ll find out, won’t I?”
I turn my back on her and stick my head under the hood.
“Nice fucking ass. Avery hit the jackpot with you.”
I clear my throat, she needs to get the fuck out of here.
“I can picture you pumping away with it,” Darla says, and spanks me.
Bile fills me and my nostrils flare. This chick needs to leave. Now. And never touch me or talk to me again. I keep my head under the hood and ignore her.
“Darla! I thought I heard you out my window,” Avery says.
Leaving the sanctity of my engine, I stand to my full height. Avery’s jogging down my driveway. My eyes are drawn by her tits bouncing, and I wish I had a longer driveway.
“Hey, babe,” Darla squeals, and they hug.
“What’re you doing here? My driveway’s on the other side,” Avery says.
“I came to introduce myself to this fine specimen of a man you’re hooking up with.”
My dick twitches at the idea of hooking up with Avery. Right now it feels like it’s never going to happen.
“Silly, you’re supposed to let me introduce you,” Avery says.
“No way, you’d take too long and never get around to it. Plus I had to tell him to get tested, because you probably wouldn’t even think of that.”
Avery blushes and she looks over at me, her eyes wide.
“What else did you tell him?”
“Not much, I just got here. I haven’t had the chance yet to tell him you like a man who takes charge, and that your last boyfriend was too lame to deliver on the goods.” Darla turns to me and says, “You can do whatever you want to this one, if you know what I mean.”
My lips curl into a smile. The idea of fucking Avery just keeps getting better and better. Monday is going to be a fun day, if I can last that long.
Avery
Once again, I want the earth to open and swallow me whole. Why does this happen around Knox?
Though anything with Darla involved is going to lead to all sorts of things. Why does she do these things to me?
My cheeks hurt from burning with embarrassment. I can’t even look at Knox.
“Come on,” I say, taking Darla’s hand and dragging her down the driveway.
“Toodles,” she says to Knox, over her shoulder.
“Stop bugging him.”
“You weren’t kidding when you said he was a dick.”
“Yeah, so don’t make it even worse for me. But he’s not actually a dick when you get to know him. He’s just hard to get to know.”
Why am I defending him? Just because he gave me a mind-blowing visit this morning.
I open my door, and we step into my house.
“Here we are, my very own house. Want a tour?” I ask.
“Not really. I want to talk about Knox.”
My shoulders drop. When Darla gets something in her teeth, she won’t let go until she shakes it to death.
“We wanted to spend time together today, but his daughter’s home.”
“And by spend time together, you mean fuck?”
“Yes,” I say, sighing.
“No problem. I’ll just go over there and tell the kid you two are going on a date.”
“No! I fucking mean it, Darla. She must never, ever even suspect anything is going on between us. That’s his number one rule. If the kid finds out, the deal is off. And I really fucking don’t want the deal to be off so I’m telling you now, if you say something it will not be funny or cute. It will end this. Before it’s really even started.”
“What do you mean before it’s started? You mean you haven’t done it yet?”
I shake my head.
“What’s the hold up?”
“The girl, Piper. She’s been off school. So you have to promise me, you can’t say anything to her. Or you’ll ruin everything and turn me back into a nun,” I say, my voice pleading.
“Shit. Okay, I get it. I promise I won’t do anything to fuck it up.”
“And neither of them know about the vlogging, they can’t find out.”
“Of course, I get it.” Darla hugs me, and I struggle not to break down in her arms. I don’t know why. It must be the craziness of the last two days. As much as I’ve missed her famous hugs, but all I can think of is what it was like being in Knox’s arms.