"Ooo, is it nap time?" Maylee's drawl seemed to get thicker with every word she spoke. "You going to come sleep with me, Mr. Gryffindor?"
"No," he said in a firm voice. "You are going to lay there and sleep, and when you are no longer out of your mind, we are going to discuss what we're going to do with you. Understand?"
"You're not very nice," she muttered as he laid her on the bed. She wiggled into the pillows. Her skirt hiked up, showing far too much tanned thigh, and he felt himself break out into a cold sweat.
He was definitely going to kill Gretchen when he got back.
He averted his gaze and pulled a throw blanket over her legs so she was modest. "Sleep. We'll talk later."
"Not tired," she said, and then ruined it by yawning hugely.
"Stay there anyhow," he commanded her.
It didn't matter, because she was already drifting off to sleep. He watched her for a minute longer, completely confounded by the entire situation. Then, rubbing his face to refocus, he left the small room, shut the door, and returned to his chair.
And picked up his phone so he could finish his text to Hunter. Your girlfriend is dead to me.
Sorry man. Maylee was available, though.
She's rotten. She's wearing a polyester zip-up suit. It's disgraceful. I'm supposed to mix with royalty this week with her at my side?
There was a long pause, and then Hunter responded. Gretchen says that you're a snob. And Maylee is very sweet and hardworking. We didn't lie about that. She was also the only one available at the last minute, so take what you can get.
I am not a snob. Well, he was, but he didn't give a shit, really. And she's going back on the first flight I can dump her on.
Suit yourself, Hunter texted back. And a moment later, another text came through. SNOBSNOBSNOBBYSNOB.
Griffin rolled his eyes. I hate you, Gretchen. Give the phone back to Hunter.
He got nothing but a smiley face in return.
***
Any plans of dumping Maylee at Heathrow were discarded when the woman continued to sleep all the way through the fueling stop. Griffin briefly contemplated waking her up and leaving her at the airport as soon as she woke up, but he wasn't entirely sure how long she'd be unconscious. If it was six hours, he didn't want to loiter on a runway.
He could just as easily leave her at the airport in Bellissime, after all.
So they flew on toward his home country, and Griffin napped in his chair since the bloody woman had his bed. When he awoke, he smoothed down his hair with gel and then, an hour out from the landing, he changed clothing into a dark navy jacket with his family's crest on the pocket. He refused to sash-up and go full regalia simply because they were leaving the airport, even though he knew there would be photographers waiting to see his exit from the plane. A jacket and tie would be fine.
Except that he couldn't make his blasted tie work.
Normally Kip was on hand to tie it for him, and in his daily life, he preferred to have no tie at all. But now? To show up in his home country for a royal wedding with his collar open? He would never hear the end of it. So he stared at the mirror and cussed to himself as he tried to tie his bow tie, over and over again.
And failed each time.
***
Maylee woke up, confused as to where she was. The lights were off and she was lying in a bed, but she could hear the roar of a plane engine. These things did not make sense. She sat up in the bed and felt around until she found a bedside lamp and flicked it on, staring at her surroundings.
She was in a small room in what must have been the back of the plane. A picture on the wall of a family crest, complete with unicorns and dragons, stared back at her. She blinked rapidly, trying to recall how she'd gotten into this room.
The last thing she remembered was taking her pill. Oh, dear. Had she even met Mr. Griffin? Her mouth had an awful taste in it, and she licked her lips. Why didn't she remember anything? Her bladder made its need known, and she got up from the bed, noticing that her shoes were gone. When had she lost those? That made her panic a little, but a quick check showed she was still wearing her cotton panties and her dress was intact. That was good, at least. Maybe those drinks Megan had given her were stronger than she'd thought.
She found a bathroom off to one side of the strange room and gasped at her reflection. Her hair was practically standing up on end, frizzy curls everywhere. Drool tracks lined her mouth in several directions, and she had bags under her puffy eyes. She looked awful. Maylee turned on the tap, scrubbed her face, and wet her hands, trying to tame the worst of her curls. Oh, God, she really hoped Mr. Griffin hadn't seen her like this. He'd think she was a tumbleweed.
Repairing her appearance as best she could, Maylee straightened her dress and gave it an approving nod. Polyester was a great fabric-she'd slept in the thing and nary a wrinkle. That was perfect. With one final smoothing touch to her hair, Maylee left the bathroom behind and emerged from the cabin.