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By:Kristan Higgins


For children, I had my nieces and nephew. Ainsley and Eric had been  together for a thousand years, and I imagined they'd have kids pretty  soon. I often babysat for Jake and Josh and got my baby fix from the  adorable Jamison, who loved me because I never tired of giving him  horsey rides, extra dessert, and would read story after story until he  was sound asleep.

If this was all there was, it was plenty. Constantly scanning for  more-the baby or the guy-had chipped away at my soul. Life was good.  Single, Solitary Me was enough. Call me a Buddhist, but it worked.

Shortly after that birthday, I shot a wedding of a woman who reminded me  of my earlier self. She was thirty-seven, quick to tell me she and her  fiancé had been together for twelve years, lest I think she was alone  until now. (I always wondered about those couples, my sister and Eric  included. A decade is a long time to wonder if you should marry  someone.)

The bride was grim in her victory. Huge fluffy dress, six bridesmaids,  four flower girls, high Anglican mass at St. Thomas on Fifth Avenue. Her  tiny, elderly parents walked her down the aisle to Wagner's Bridal  Chorus. The sense of I've earned this, goddamn it was as thick as fog in  London.

As was often the case, I could see through the camera what wasn't  visible to my naked eye; the groom was itchy, his goofy antics masking  his resentment. I guessed she'd given him an ultimatum about marriage; I  imagined they'd fought bitterly about it until he caved.

The bride's smile was tight at the corners, her eyes flat, her forehead  Botoxed. Even the kiss at the altar had been quick and hard. Some of the  guests rolled their eyes, and rather than the lightness that so often  radiates from weddings, regardless of the age of the bride and groom,  this one was dull and heavy.

Every wedding tradition was honored-the engraved program announcing the  readings, the lifting of the veil, Handel's Trumpet Voluntary blaring at  the end. At the reception, which was held at the Peninsula Hotel, the  bride and groom were introduced as Mr. and Mrs. Whitfield, the three  hundred guests dutifully applauding, the bride snarling at her sister  for not securing the train properly. There was the first dance, the  father-daughter dance, mother-son dance, the cutting of the cake, the  tossing of the bouquet.

As I held up the camera to photograph the bride getting ready to chuck  her flowers, I could see through the viewer that, yep, she was rubbing  it in, calling some of her reluctant friends by name to get on out  there. I am no longer one of you, hags! And the world shall know that  you are still single!

Those older (my age) friends muttered resentfully as they stood on the  dance floor, third martinis in hand, not even pretending to try when the  bouquet was tossed. The bride's college-age niece caught it, still  young enough to think it was fun.

Then the call went out for the single guys to catch the garter-another  baffling tradition: Would you like to have my wife's pointless underwear  accessory as a memento? Maybe keep it under your pillow and sniff it  from time to time? The men were the usual suspects-the teenage boys, the  already drunken groomsmen, an elderly uncle, the guys whose dates were  pretending not to watch but were shrewdly assessing how hard the men  would try to make the catch.

Someone caught it; I didn't see who, as he was in the middle of the  pack. But then came the obligatory dance for him and the  bouquet-catcher, so I dutifully took a few pictures, congratulating them  both on their dexterity. The niece was quite beautiful, the guy  good-looking without being too handsome, his reddish hair and blue eyes  giving him the boy-next-door appeal. My money was on him taking the  niece home.         

     



 

Imagine my shock, then, when the garter-catcher left the niece at the  end of the song and came right over to me. Asked about my camera.  Listened as I described it, then admitted he took pictures only with his  phone. Further admitted he was talking about cameras only to see if I  was single and might want to have a drink with him.

"If that's code for ‘I have a room here, want to hook up?'" I said, "then sadly, the answer is no."

"There's a code?" he asked, grinning.

"There is."

"Well, what's code for ‘Will you have a drink with me after the wedding? Or sometime this week?'"

It's Hi, I'm an alien, I thought.

Because good-looking, age-appropriate men didn't date  thirty-nine-year-olds. (Daniel the Hot Firefighter, anyone?) Even if,  unlike Daniel, a guy my age wanted to settle down, they focused their  sights on women in their twenties or early thirties, still secure in  their fertility. Not women who'd been single for the entire two decades  of their adult lives.

Up until this moment, I had never been approached by a stranger and asked out. Not once. It just wasn't how it happened anymore.

I gave him my business card and smiled, hopefully hiding my  befuddlement, then went off to photograph the hissing bride and pissy  groom twining arms to sip champagne. I would've bet my left ovary that I  would never hear from the garter-catcher again.

He called me the next day and asked me out for a drink on the Lower East  Side. Not knowing how to handle such a bizarre turn of events, I  accepted.

The restaurant was agonizingly trendy; I'd Googled it earlier in the day  and saw it marked as one of New York's hippest bars with egotistical  cocktails and flattering lighting.

"Nice place," I said, though it wasn't really my style.

"I picked it because it was a straight shot across the East River for you," he said.

"That was very thoughtful," I said, sliding into the booth. "I'm  guessing you're either gay, a serial killer, a gay serial killer or a  bigamist, charming his way across America, occasionally calling his  children by the wrong names, his wives thinking he's just distracted  because he works so very hard."

He laughed, and I felt a purr of attraction low in my stomach. "No," he said. "Just one ex-wife. Sorry to let you down."

His name was Nathan Vance Coburn III, an architect and fourth-generation  son of Cambry-on-Hudson. I told him my folks lived there, that my  sister and her boyfriend had recently bought a house there, as well. We  played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, figuring out who we knew in common.  He read my mother's column and had met Eric at a fund-raiser.

I didn't bother trying to impress him or monitor myself; those days were  done, those long mental lists of what to say and ask, which topics to  avoid. His average looks were appealing, and he wore a suit but no tie.  Long blond eyelashes gave him a sweet, almost shy look, though he seemed  relaxed and funny.

Men like this just weren't single.

It seemed contradictory, because I personally knew at least five really  great women in their late thirties and early forties who were looking  for love. Statistics would say there'd be at least five similarly great  single men in the same age group, but statistics would be wrong. I  didn't know one man my age I'd want to date, and believe me, my criteria  had been low. Forget about living with his mother or having a job. We  were talking "no recent murders" by the time I called it quits.

So Nathan Vance Coburn III... I was obviously suspicious.

I shook his hand at the end of the date and said it had been very nice  talking with him. He called me two days after that. We met for dinner,  and he insisted on paying. I let him kiss me good-night, and he did it  just right; no tongue, long enough to convince me, short enough to avoid  embarrassment.

I smiled all the way home, the only person on the subway to do so.

We started dating, and by dating I meant just meeting and talking and  some kissing. We held hands sometimes. No sex, because I was having fun  the way things were. My newly acquired Zen kept me chill about the whole  thing-if it worked, yay. If not, no biggie.

Nathan seemed freakishly great. I quizzed him on the social issues that  mattered to me, showing him pictures of my brother's biracial kids.  Nathan's only comment: "Gorgeous," with a sweet, almost wistful smile. I  mentioned my gay friends. My voting history. My feeling that people who  stole handicapped parking spaces should be hobbled. I told him about my  fear of earthworms. He sympathized and admitted his fear of potato  eyes.

Nathan didn't mind the old-fashioned courtship. Sometimes, he'd bring me  a bouquet of flowers. Once, a small cardboard box tied in twine,  containing a perfect red velvet cupcake. I'd send him photos from our  dates, since I was never without my camera-the old woman on the bench,  the sun glinting off One World Trade Center. I took him to the best  Polish restaurant in Brooklyn and introduced him to the wonders of  homemade pierogi. We went for a walk in the Brooklyn Botanic Garden, the  golden aspen leaves drifting down around us, and went to the top of the  Empire State Building, something he'd never done, which I found  incomprehensible. He was an architect, after all.