"Didn't know I had to have a reason to talk to my best friend."
"Best friend, huh? Laying it on thick. What do you want, man?"
"I don't want anything, but there is something I need to talk to you about."
"I knew it." I chuckle into the phone. "What is it? Did you fuck up another fireplace? Slam your head through a wall? Slide down another fucking banister only to pop the railing off?"
"First of all, I slid down a banister once and learned my fucking lesson. Second of all, I don't fuck up fireplaces and you know it, so stop being a little bitch about my stone-laying abilities. And this has nothing to do about work. It's about Emma."
I sit straight up, the hairs on the back of my neck rising to attention as nerves take up residence inside my stomach. "What about Emma? What's wrong? Is she okay?"
Fuck, I should have called her. I should have been talking to her. What if something happened to her and I never found out? I would never forgive myself.
"She's fine. I actually got a call from Adalyn today."
"Adalyn? How does she have your number?"
"We exchanged numbers at the dinner party." Christ. "She was worried about what's going on between you two and concerned that Emma might do something irrational."
"What are you talking about?" I start pacing the hotel room, unsure of what to do with this built-up tension.
"Adalyn said she's thinking about moving to Boston for a job."
What the hell?
"Boston?" I run my hand over my face. "Fuck. Fuck!"
"Dude, I thought you were going to fix things with her. Did that change? Adalyn said you haven't talked to Emma in three weeks. What the fuck? Are you trying to lose her forever?"
"No. I was just trying to get my head straight. Figure my shit out before I went after her."
"That's great and all, but not talking to her at all is hurting you and her more than you realize. You have to do some major damage control. When are you supposed to come back?"
"Not for another two damn weeks."
"Jesus, what the hell are they making you do out there?"
"Learn how to speak nicely to employees," I deadpan, thinking about the idiotic classes I've taken so far. "How the hell am I supposed to do this when I'm so far away? Talking on the phone doesn't seem like enough, it almost seems like a cop-out."
"Yeah, but it's better than nothing."
"Nothing isn't an option anymore, and the phone isn't what she deserves. I need something more."
Racer chuckles in the phone. "The determination in your voice is making my heart flutter with romance."
"Shut the fuck up," I mumble, still pacing the floor. How can I fix this? She can't fucking run off to Boston and out of my life forever.
I think back to our earlier conversations, about how she based a man off their first kiss, how she had to be swept off her feet with one single press against the lips. Well, since I'm not there to do that, I'm going to have to think of other ways to sweep her off her feet.
"I'm going to need your help, man," I say into the phone as ideas start to formulate in my mind.
"It's going to cost you."
I know he's kidding. The dickhead would do anything for me, but I still ask, "How many boxes are we talking?"
"I've missed that curly-headed broad. I'm thinking ten boxes of Oatmeal Creme Pies, five Nutty Bars, five Zebra Cakes, and two Cosmic Brownies, because let's not go too overboard."
"Yeah, not too overboard," I reply sarcastically. "Should I include a toothbrush for you to avoid cavities with all that sugar?"
"Might not be a bad idea. Get me some floss too. Gums need love too, Tucker. Gums need love too."
I laugh, a little bit of tension easing out of my chest, but not much. "Thanks, dude."
"So what do you have planned?" He's serious now and I can just picture him, pen in hand ready to write down the plan.
"I need to put some things together. I'll be sending you a package tomorrow. Call me when you get it, because I'm going to be very specific as to how we make this happen."
"Sounds complicated. I might need ten boxes of Nutty Bars."
"You're lucky you're going to get five; don't push it, man."
"Sorry, but who's helping who here?" Racer teases.
"I have no problem asking Smalls . . ."
"No," Racer yells into the phone. "I want to do it. I'm involved now, you can't take that away from me."
I roll my eyes and shake my head. "Do me a favor, man, reach between your legs and check for your balls. They still there?"