Mother Fluffer (A Billionaire Bad Boys Bonus Novella)(30)

“More?” he asked and I nodded.

“Yes, please.”

“Think maybe you owe me an apology first?”

“Apology?” I asked in confusion. I mean, what in the flipping Hello Kitty was he talking about?

“Yeah,” he said with a smirk. “An apology for the dognapping today.”

Oh, that…

“I’m sorry I kidnapped Stan when you weren’t looking. But…” I added because let’s face it, I had a reason for the prank. In hindsight, I wouldn’t exactly say it was the best reason, but still, it was a reason nonetheless. I might’ve been crazy, but I didn’t make a point to just go around kidnapping people’s pets for the hell of it. “In my defense, you pranked me earlier today.”

He quirked a brow. “When did I prank you?”

“Uh…when you acted like Ace wasn’t with you this morning…”

Once everything clicked into place, he started chuckling in amusement. “That’s what made you sneak into the house this afternoon to steal Stan? Because of a two-minute phone conversation when I pretended not to have our son?”

“Exactly,” I stated. “You know the rules, T. Tit for tat. And, besides that, you should know better than to prank your pregnant wife.”

Thatch stared up at me with a giant grin etched across his face. “You’re literally the craziest woman I’ve ever known.”

I grinned. “And you’re literally the craziest man I’ve ever known.”

“God, I love you,” he said, and his voice turned tender. “Even when you’re trying to kill me with heart attacks before I’ve reached the age of forty by stealing animals from our home, I love the fucking hell out of you.”

“I love you, too,” I whispered. “Especially when you’re stalking me. I think I love you the most when you do romantic things like that.”

Between the prank, spending the afternoon in Chelsea with my best friend, and Thatcher tracking me down after he’d found out I’d taken the dog, today had felt like old times. It had been a good day.

And hot damn, my husband—especially his stalker tendencies—was so fluffing swoony.

“I wouldn’t say today’s stalking was motivated by romance, honey,” he said through a soft chuckle. “It had more to do with the fact that you’d, you know, kidnapped a dog and, thanks to that, I had a plan to alter.”

I rolled my eyes. “I didn’t kidnap a dog.”

“Then what exactly would you call it?”

“I just happened to need to borrow a dog for the day.”

“Jesus,” he said with a laugh. “Promise me you’ll never include kidnapping in any future pranks.”

“I’ll only take that deal if you promise not to prank me while I’m pregnant.”

“Deal,” he agreed, and then his gaze moved back to the bared—and extremely horny—skin between my thighs.

“Thank you for the flowers and the Mother Fluffer,” I added, and his eyes met mine. “I still don’t know how you pulled that off, but God, it’s amazing. I’m still speechless, to be honest.”

“Anything for you, Crazy,” he whispered and I smiled.

“You’re the best, Daddy.”

“Fuck, it drives me crazy when you call me that,” he groaned and moved his gaze back to the apex of my thighs. “Is it time for a little mouth-to-pussy?”

I nodded. “It’s so time for that right now.”

“You’re so beautiful, Cass,” he whispered with his lips mere inches away from where I ached and throbbed the most.

“That’s really sweet of you and all, but I’m seven months pregnant, Thatch,” I said in slight disbelief. “There is no way that my pussy, or any place on my body for that matter, is looking anything remotely close to beautiful.”

He looked up at me and locked his gaze with mine. “You’re beautiful, Cassie,” he said, and I couldn’t deny that my husband’s heart was definitely in his eyes. “Pregnant, not pregnant, it doesn’t fucking matter. You are my everything. My best friend. My partner in crime. My lover. My wife. The mother of my children. You will always be the most beautiful woman in my eyes.”

God, I’m so in love with this man.

Every day, it felt like I only fell in love with him more. Thatch was the only man who had my heart. The only man who would ever have my heart.

“Even when I’m ninety and I can tuck my tits into my shoes?” I teased as I blinked past the tears filling my eyes.

“Especially then,” he said with a wink. “And I call dibs on helping you tie your shoes. I gotta make sure my favorite girls don’t get injured.”