Most Valuable Playboy(14)

Your lips taste amazing.

You kiss like a dream.

You turned me on more than you should.

Whoa. I don’t know where the hell those thoughts came from, but I’m evidently drunk from that kiss. I lift the corner of the carpet in my mind and sweep those ridiculous ideas under it. There. I’m not thinking about her lips anymore. I clear my throat. “I believe a thank you is in order. You are a goddess and a saint, and I’m incredibly grateful.”

Just focus on the bid, not the kiss.

She punches my arm in an old buddy, old pal way. “You should be thanking your bank account. You just bought yourself for a pretty penny.”

I laugh. “True, that. I’m quite a generous contributor to charity.”

“You are.” She fiddles with her bracelets and then looks up at me. Concern flickers across her eyes. “I didn’t bid too high, did I? Are you pissed?”

My jaw clangs to the pavement of the parking lot. “Are you kidding me?” My voice echoes loud in the cavernous space. I lower it. “Fuck no. I meant it when I said I’d rather get splinters in my ass. Plus, I’ve got the money, and it’s a great cause.”

She wipes the back of her hand dramatically over her forehead. “I knew it was a lot, and I was a touch concerned that you’d freak out. But mostly you looked like you needed rescuing.”

“Was it that obvious?”

She taps the side of her nose. “I figured it out pretty damn quickly.”

“Thank the Lord.” I tilt my head in the direction Jones made his exit. “What should I tell Jillian when she asks again? Do I tell her we split up? That it was a short-lived thing?” I ask, but each of those options feels wrong, and I’m not entirely sure why. “Or do I say we’ve been together for a while, and leave it at that?”

Violet hums, like she’s thinking. “That could work, especially if you play up the whole privacy angle. Like we haven’t said anything for that reason and we want to keep it that way?”

I screw up the corner of my lips, hunting for an answer, too. “Or, maybe I should see if it all blows over tomorrow? Maybe it won’t be that big a deal?”

Violet’s eyes light up. “There are so many more interesting things to talk about in this town. We’ll be the flavor of the night, and I’m sure by tomorrow no one will care.”

“Exactly. No one will care,” I echo.

She dips a hand into the side of her pink leather handbag—it’s a Coach, and I know this because my mom loves handbags, and I take her shopping for them regularly. Violet finds her keys then flashes me a friendly smile. “I should go. The salon opens at nine tomorrow, but the landlord is coming by at eight thirty for a meeting.”

I groan. “What does he want this time?”

She sighs. “Who knows? Last time, he dropped by to tell me I was generating too much trash, which is kind of ridiculous since most of our trash is . . . wait for it . . . hair.”

“Hair, of course, occupies an inordinate amount of space in the dumpster.”

“I know. The time before it was noise. Because hair dryers are soooo loud,” she says, rolling her eyes.

“Violet, don’t be silly,” I say in mock seriousness. “It was probably the sound of the aerosol hairspray that’s violating eardrums.”

She laughs. “But I suspect he wants to lease the space to some buddy of his who’s keen to sell Sausalito tchotchkes to tourists.” Her salon is located in the heart of the tourist town’s commercial district. Prime pickings for peddling snow globes of boats and the houses perched on hills the town is known for.

“Call me crazy, but I feel like the world doesn’t need more tchotchkes.”

She holds up a finger to make a point. “But they do need better hairstyles.”

“Absolutely.”

I realize I’m delaying her. I’m standing here volleying with her when the woman has said she needs to cruise. What am I keeping her for, anyway? For her to tell me she wants to bang in her back seat? It’s a small car, and ideally, I’d rather spread her out on my bed. But if she wanted to test the strength of—

What the hell?

I slam on the mental brakes, skidding away from the five-car pileup of filth I was headed for. Not only am I taking a sex sabbatical this season, I also distinctly remember ridding my brain of all dirty fantasies about my good friend. But the dirty lobe is working overtime tonight, and I need to shut it down. Better to focus on knickknacks, and dickish landlords, and an early bedtime. “We have practice early, so I should call it a night, too.”

She points her keys at the car. “Do you want a ride home?”