Oh, God, please stop please stop please stop. The noise is excruciating. The plane shakes and shudders so hard that sound and sight and smell and taste and touch all blur together. I stand on the brakes completely, straining against the seat belt and harness.
I hear the sickening shriek of twisting metal, and I suddenly slam forward, smashing my head into the instrument panel. The plane tilts suddenly to the left and the ground is shockingly close to my window. As if in slow motion, the wingtip scratches through the earth and shreds, cracking with the force of the impact. I must have lost a wheel back there. I skid forever, my eyes covered with my blood, and then everything goes black.
It may be he shall take my hand
And lead me into his dark land
And close my eyes and quench my breath—
It may be I shall pass him still.
“Hey, airman, you okay in there?”
I open my eyes, blink away the blood. I kick the door open and crawl out. My head throbs with every heartbeat.
My nose pricks up. I smell…kerosene. What the hell?
Kerosene?
I can see fuel dripping from the damaged wing.
I reach out and catch a few drops with my hand. Drops, like blood, forming a perfect sphere in free fall.
Murder can be made to look like suicide, and suicide can be made to look like murder.
Avgas, or aviation gasoline, should evaporate almost instantly. And 100LL—the kind of gas I use for this plane—is dyed blue. But the drops coming from the wing are not the right color. And they leave an oily residue on my hand.
This isn’t avgas. This is jet fuel.
One of the guys who rushed to help me says, helpfully, “Someone musta put jet fuel in your plane, son. Who’d do something dumb like that?”
I look at him and shrug.
It’s the right question. And it’s a question I intend to ask Jonathan Liu.
Chapter 17
The aftermath is like a dream, like I’m floating. After a couple of minutes on my feet, my legs buckle, ink blots flash and disappear before my eyes, and I collapse to the ground. The first responders ask me if I’m all right, and I’m thinking—I don’t know if I say this out loud, but I’m thinking—if I could survive a fall of nine thousand feet, I can probably survive a fall of six feet and one inch. An ambulance is there a few minutes later and they rush me off before the media arrives. They transport me to Watertown Regional Medical Center, or at least that’s what they tell me. I’m weaving in and out of consciousness, picking up a few words here and there, blood volume and saline and cyanosis. A nice paramedic who looks like Demi Moore, but blond, and with a different eye color—okay, maybe she doesn’t look totally like Demi—
“God must have been with you today, Benjamin,” she says.
“Was He the one…who put the jet fuel in…my plane?”
I’m leaving on a jet plane. Don’t know when I’ll be back again. But I’m still here. I’m still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate that song. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. A little better. But she didn’t love me. She would have, someday. Diana would have—
“My…mother loved me,” I say.
“Your mother loves you?” It seems like she’s trying to keep me talking. She looks kind of like Demi Moore.
“She…died.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. Was that just recently?”
“Plane crash,” I say. If you can’t have a little fun, what’s the point? Oscar Wilde reportedly said on his deathbed, My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go. I don’t know if that’s true, but I like it.
“Oh, this one’s a real joker,” says the woman who doesn’t look like Demi Moore totally, but kind of. “Stay down, Benjamin. Lie flat.”
“I’m…fine.”
“You’re not fine. You’re concussed and hypersomething blah, blah, blah.”
And then there’s a light in my face, and they’re poking and prodding me in a bed and…and…
“…pain medication, Mr. Casper.”
“…someone you’d like us to call, Mr. Casper?”
“…reporters want to speak with you, Mr. Casper.”
“…with the National Transportation Safety Board, Mr. Casper.”
“…ask you a couple questions, Mr. Casper?”
“Casper the friendly ghost, Mr. Casper.”
“The friendliest ghost you know, Mr. Casper.”
Demi Moore in Ghost made every red-blooded male want to take up pottery. No, Mr. NTSB investigator, I have no idea how jet fuel got in my tank, and yes, I’m going through some tough times right now, but no, I’m not suicidal. If I were suicidal I wouldn’t have landed the fucking plane, and I don’t care what anyone says, I’ll take Demi Moore on her worst day, even in G.I. Jane.