I roll my eyes and Zane does too. "Haven't you heard? Our generation in general is having kids later," I point out. "It isn't that you won't get grandkids, it's that it's not financially feasible for us to give them to you until we're over thirty."
"You tell ‘em," Zane says.
"All right, all right," Bev says. "I can wait a few more years to have grandkids. But if neither of you are married in five years, we're going to get you both green card spouses."
"Besides, how do either of you expect to get to twenty-five years of marriage if you don't get started until you're over thirty?" My mom asks.
"As proud of you as I'm sure both of us are," I say, "I don't know if I can even imagine being married for twenty-five years."