Lilly's Torment(15)
"Ax said he did, if you recall. As to the toilet paper, well, it kinda started as a prank around the office and ended up with us having a bedroom full of the stuff. At least they all brought us the good stuff, not that cheap one-ply crap."
"Well, that's a good thing." She didn't make it a question, but more of a statement. "At least they are giving you guys the good stuff, right? It could be worse, it could be the really cheap sandpapery shit, right?"
"Then they would have a lot of the paper around their homes. It would have been very hard to get rid of, especially with a Spiryte ensuring it didn't move." He smiled slightly. "But they know better than to mess with Ax, so it had to be the good stuff if they were going to give it."
That had her laughing, she couldn't help herself. "So between the Vhampire and the Spiryte, you are able to ensure that you get only the best of the best of the toilet paper, right?" she asked with a smile. "God you boys are funny."
Shrugging, he chuckled. "Hey, there's got to be some bonuses to having an ancient, cranky Vhampire as your friend. Most fear the Vhampire on a visceral level, something they don't realize until they get face-to-face with him. He's pretty easygoing unless you piss him off. Thankfully, it takes a lot to piss him off, but once he's there, you'd better be on his friendly list. It takes him forever to calm the fuck back down."
Lilly laughed at that and shook her head. "I was never afraid of him. Is that weird of me? Then again, I guess I wouldn't be for this connection or bond or whatever to form, right? Because I have never been afraid of him. He's huge, but then again, so are you," she added with a shrug.
"They grow them big in other realms," he said and then laughed. "I've heard that more times than I'd care to recall since I've been here. But you can't be afraid of those meant to be yours. We're both lovers and protectors. Not saying you couldn't do it yourself, but we're fairly protective of our mates and something we can't help."
"Yeah, that much is pretty obvious," she said with a laugh. "But it's okay, I kinda like just how big you boys are. Makes me feel as if I'm not such a big girl myself." She was a nicely rounded person, not too short, not too tall. Well, not too tall, at least, but she liked her curves and that was all that mattered.
"You happen to be absolutely perfect, Lilly," he said. They turned onto a street that had a gate at the entrance. He leaned out and punched in a code. Moments later, they were driving along the road where houses were set far back and the properties were massive. Ten minutes later, he pulled onto clearly marked private land and, this time, used his chip embedded in his wrist to gain them entrance. Up a long and winding drive they went until the house, in all its glory, was revealed. "Home sweet home. Well"-he gave a chuckle-"at least here in this realm."
"Wow. Holy crap, this place is freaking gorgeous," she muttered. She eyed up every single line in the home. She loved buildings and architecture, but this one was a study in pure beauty and lines. It was truly remarkable with the obvious old-world design, but the form and function of the new world and advancements built in. "Stunning. How long have you guys lived here?" she asked when she climbed out of the car and tilted her head to the side. "And is that water I hear? Do you have a pool or something?"
Gavriel appeared at her side with her bag in hand. "There's a pool out back. It's got a waterfall feature at one end near the hot tub, probably what you're hearing. Artaxias bought the place"-he paused with a frown-"ten years ago, I think. I've only lived here for the last four. I had a place in the city, but it's really hard to keep up with my studies in a place with people all around. Out here I have a space of my own that, should it explode-accidently, of course-doesn't take out the neighbors. Come on." He led the way to the front door and pushed it open for her.
"Explode? Huh? Wait a minute," she said with wide eyes. "I really would rat-Ooooo … " It clicked to her what he was saying and she laughed at herself. "Magic. I get it now." She said with a smirk. "Whew, for a moment I was like, wait, I'm the only one allowed to play with dynamite."
He gave a snort and shook his head. "Woman, what I can conjure up is better than TNT any day of the week." He set her bag down and turned to take her jacket. "Just kick your shoes off and I'll give you the tour. We'll swing by the kitchen first and get you a drink, since it's a very large house and walking it all is extremely exhausting."
That had her laughing. "Oh, I'm sure that I will somehow and someway make the tour," she teased. "However, I will never turn down a drink, and a snack, too." She liked her snacks, especially the cheesy cracker things that she had to track down like a bloodhound.
"We can do snacks," he said softly with a grin. Touching her back, he pushed her toward a doorway. "You've seen the front hall. This is the informal sitting room that we use mainly for sports viewing and so forth. Through here is the dining room that we've never actually used. But it sounds good, when you describe a place to someone, that you have a dining room. Then we have the kitchen with the nifty little breakfast nook, where I usually eat all my meals." He went straight to the double-wide fridge and pulled it open. "Holy shit. He actually went shopping."
Lilly laughed and shook her head. "Why do I have a feeling that you give Ax a very, very hard time more often than not? You sound like a kid brother to him instead of partner, it's cute." Adorable, and made her want to snuggle up to the large and imposing fanged one as well as the wickedly sexy magic user.
"Well, he's been more a brother to me than anything. Especially when he's reaming my ass out." He rolled his eyes. "Even when he was my bodyguard, he was always willing to talk to me or listen. Though, I'm feeling the need to hide my ass, given how snarly he was earlier. If my mother kept calling after we talked, I could be a dead man walking."
"He would never hold you accountable for something another did. He doesn't seem to be that kind of man. Have I misjudged him?" She didn't think that she had, but she wanted to ask all the same. "Because I don't think that I did, honey. I really and truly believe that he just simply sees you like a brother and that's truly amazing but as for your mom, I don't think that he would hold you accountable for her actions. That doesn't sound like the man that I've met."
"Depends how many more times she called," he said softly. Turning, he passed her a bottle of water and pointed to the counter. "Take your pick of snacks. Looks like he got you a fairly large number of things. Just grab whatever you want and we'll go for the tour. See if we can't find the fanged wonder on our journeys."
"Oh God, I could kiss him," Lilly said, and grabbed her cheesy crackers and hugged them to her chest. "How did he know? How could he have known that these are my favorites when you guys never knew me before yesterday?"
"He can read minds," Gavriel said, snatching up an apple. "Come on, lots and lots and lots of house to see." He shook his head. "Don't know why he bought a place this big, but he liked it so." He gave a shrug. "I'm not one to argue with a very large Vhampire when he's of the mind to do something he wants. It's apparently extremely dangerous to one's health and well-being."
"I actually really like it." She reached out and touched the marble of the counter and sighed. If there was anything she was a sucker for, a beautiful house was her number-one sucker issue. "I love old-world design and architecture," she admitted. "There is something that's just peaceful about the old design in our modern world today."
"Well, be grateful he was of a mind to at least have modern lighting and plumbing. Given how he was raised, we could have been in for hell on Earth," he grumbled loud enough for her to hear. "Come on, let's get this tour started in the backyard. You can see the hordes of land we have, the sweet pool, and I'll even point out my little explosion zone."
"Oh crap. Yeah, I completely forgot about that. I forget that you boys are so long-lived. It's a very good thing indeed. He likely lived through this building period that I love so much. Goodness, the things that you boys have seen and done, it has to be hard at times."