“Go where?” he asks as he follows my sister.
“You did not do that.” Mia adopts a stern stare, her forkful of pasta poised midair en route to her mouth.
“What’s the big deal?” I ask with a shrug.
“Max,” she admonishes me before she takes a bite of the pasta dish we whipped up.
“She was getting under my skin,” I say, defending my actions in the town car as I spear a piece of penne with my fork.
“Some women can do that to a man,” Patrick says, chiming in as if he’s my attorney. I feel as if I need one right now. Once we sat at the table, Mia asked me about my day. After I mentioned the car ride with Henley, Mia broke me down, wheedling all the details out of me.
Not the sordid ones about my thought process. But the ones about how I played hide-and-seek with Henley’s phone. Which was, evidently, a violation of some girl code I’m unaware of. You know, not being a girl and all.
“You took her phone,” Mia says. “You held it above your head. There’s only one woman you can do that to, and you shouldn’t do that to her either.”
Patrick furrows his brow. “I didn’t think you could do that with any woman.”
Mia looks at him and nods, as if she’s approving his statement. “This guy is smart. Follow his lead. And what I mean is that’s the kind of stuff a brother does to a sister.”
“Trust me,” I scoff. “I do not think of Henley like a sister.”
“Trust me. I’ve never done that to my sister,” Patrick says, puffing out his chest like he wants to win all the gold stars tonight.
I smack his shoulder. “Dude. You’re supposed to be my friend.”
Mia jumps right back in, womansplaining. “Women are private people. Henley might have photos on her phone she didn’t want you to see.”
My eyes widen. “Like dirty photos?”
She rolls her eyes as she takes another bite. “I just mean pictures of friends. Maybe a selfie from the gym. I’ve taken pictures of myself to chronicle my progress when I hired a personal trainer.”
“You do have really nice arms,” Patrick says in an admiring tone, reaching for a glass of water.
She flashes a smile as she glances briefly at her arms, since she took off her sweater as we cooked. She wears a light blue tank top now, and her arms are indeed toned. But those strong arms belong to my fucking sister, so I shoot Patrick another hands-off stare.
“You think Henley was annoyed because she didn’t want me to see shots of her arms?”
“Shots of her arms, pictures of her friends, photos of her cat. Maybe work information. Maybe she has contracts or memos on her phone. All I’m saying is no matter how much she needles you, you shouldn’t have pretended to abscond with her phone. Just apologize.”
I groan as I drag a hand over my jaw. “Crap.”
“I agree with Mia,” Patrick says.
I sneer at him. “I’m shocked you concur with my sister.” I meet Mia’s eyes. “I sort of apologized to Henley in the car.”
“You need to do it all the way, Max. Say it and mean it. It’s a small world, as you’re learning, and chances are you’re going to run into her again.” She sets her fork down and smirks. “I have to say, though, hats off to that girl. The feather-duster maid charade sounds hilarious.”
“Yeah, it killed me,” I say, deadpan.
When we’re done with the pasta and salad, we clear the plates and Mia returns to the table with a pint of coconut ice cream. She serves it, sliding a bowl to Patrick.
He points at the scoop, adopting an inquisitive expression. “Coconuts have hair and produce milk. Ever wonder why they aren’t mammals?”
Mia catches his conversational volley and lobs it right back to him with, “By that same token, why are sweetbreads anything but sweet? They’re organ meats. Glands, of all things.”
Patrick shudders.
“Shouldn’t sweetbreads refer to something like sweet, like monkey bread?” Mia adds, her tone intensely serious.
Patrick takes a spoonful of coconut ice cream. “I do love monkey bread. So much that I have a theory.”
“Please tell us your monkey bread theory,” I chime in, but Patrick and Mia ignore me.
“Hear me out.” Patrick’s eyes are on my sister. “My theory is this—it’s impossible to dislike monkey bread. Just try not to like it.”
“You can’t dislike it,” Mia seconds. “Honestly, it’s fair to say monkey bread can bring about world peace.”
I arch an eyebrow. “World peace?”
They nod in unison.
Maybe they’re onto something, because that gives me an idea.