"I knew you two losers wouldn't be out long," Joyce said. "Didn't get him, did you?"
"Steph had an accident with her shirt," Lula said. "So we decided not to pursue our man."
Connie was at her desk painting her nails. "Joyce thinks you know where Ranger lives."
"Sure we do," Lula said. "Only we're not telling Joyce on account of we know how she likes a challenge."
"You better tell me," Joyce said, "or I'll tell Vinnie you're holding back."
"Boy," Lula said, "that's got me thinking twice."
"I don't know where he lives," I said. "No one knows where he lives. But I heard him talking on the phone once, and he was talking to his sister in Staten Island."
"What's her name?"
"Marie."
"Marie Manoso?"
"Don't know. She might be married. She shouldn't be too hard to find, though. She works at the coat factory on Macko Street."
"I'm outta here," Joyce said. "If you think of anything else call me on my car phone. Connie's got the number."
There was silence in the office until we saw Joyce's jeep pull away and roll down the street.
"She comes in here and I swear I can smell sulfur," Connie said. "It's like having the Antichrist sitting on the couch."
Lula cut her eyes at me. "Ranger really got a sister in Staten Island?"
"Anything's possible." But not probable. In fact, now that I thought about it, the coat factory might not even be on Macko Street.
4
"UH-OH," LULA said, glancing over my shoulder. "Don't look now, but here comes your granny."
My eyebrows shot up to the top of my head. "My granny?"
"Shit," Vinnie said from deep in his inner office. There was the sound of scuffling. The door to his office slammed shut, and the lock clicked into place.
Grandma walked in and looked around. "Boy, this place is a dump," she said. "Just what you'd expect from the Plum side of the family."
"Where's Melvina?" I asked.
"She's next door at the deli, getting some lunch meat. I thought as long as we were in the neighborhood I'd talk to Vinnie about a job."
We all swiveled our heads to Vinnie's closed door.
"What kind of job were you thinking about?" Connie asked.
"Bounty hunter," Grandma said. "I want to make the big bucks. I got a gun and everything."
"Hey Vinnie!" Connie yelled. "You've got a visitor."
The door opened, and Vinnie stuck his head out and gave Connie the evil eye. Then he looked at Grandma. "Edna," he said, trying to force a smile, not having much luck at it.
"Vincent," Grandma said, her smile saccharine.
Vinnie shifted his weight from one foot to the other, wanting to bolt, knowing it was futile. "What can I do for you, Edna? Need to bond someone out?"
"Nothing like that," Grandma said. "I've been thinking about getting a job, and I thought I might like to be a bounty hunter."
"Oh, bad idea," Vinnie said. "Very bad idea."
Grandma bristled. "You don't think I'm too old, do you?"
"No! Jeez, nothing like that. It's your daughter-she'd pitch a fit. I mean, not to say anything bad about Ellen, but she wouldn't like this idea."
"Ellen's a wonderful person," Grandma said, "but she has no imagination. She's like her father, rest his soul." She pressed her lips together. "He was a pain in the behind."
"Tell it like it is," Lula said.
"So what about it?" Grandma said to Vinnie. "Do I get the job?"
"No can do, Edna. Not that I wouldn't want to help you out, but being a bounty hunter takes a lot of special skills."
"I have skills," Grandma said. "I can shoot and cuss and I'm real nosy. And besides, I've got some rights. I've got a right to employment." She gave Vinnie the squinty eye. "I don't see where you got any old people working for you. That don't look like equal opportunity to me. You're discriminating against old people. I've got a mind to get the AARP after you."
"The AARP is the American Association of Retired People," Vinnie said. "The 'R' stands for 'Retired.' They don't care about old people working."
"Okay," Grandma said, "how about this? How about, if you don't give me a job I'll sit on that couch over there until I starve to death."
Lula sucked in a breath. "Whoah, hardball."
"I'll think about it," Vinnie said. "I'm not promising anything, but maybe if the right thing comes in…" He ducked back into his office and closed and relocked the door.
"Well, that's a start," Grandma said. "I gotta go now and see how Melvina's doing. We have a big afternoon planned. We have some apartments to look at and then we're going to stop in for Stiva's afternoon viewing. Madeline Krutchman just got laid out, and I hear she looks real good. Dolly did her hair, and she said she gave her a tint to add some color around her face. She said if I like it, she could do it for me too."