“We’re gonna watch some movies tonight. Wanna join us?” Jenny asks as she pulls the chair closer to me. She looks great in the suit she picked out. The light yellow looks great against her skin tone, but I don’t know if I would ever be comfortable wearing a string bikini. The way her breasts are barely covered by that top is sure to grab everyone’s attention. Sam and Kaylee walk over to join in on the conversation wearing their new suits as well.
All three have a shit eating grin on their faces, like they’re planning something but I’m not privy to it…yet. Oh, what the hell. “Sure.” I smile and agree, but not sure what I’m getting myself into.
“Great.” Sam smacks my leg. “Just remember to keep an open mind.”
Keep an open mind? What in the hell is that supposed to mean? “Umm…sure.” Hearing Sam tell me that has me questioning myself, and my sanity, for agreeing to do this. What exactly am I agreeing to keep an open mind about? I guess I’ll have to wait and find out, but hopefully not that long. It’s already late afternoon. I’m sure we’ll all just hang around here the rest of the evening and do absolutely nothing. I wonder what the guys will do tonight while we watch movies. Maybe I’m getting myself worked up over nothing. I mean, we could be watching chick flicks and eating popcorn. Maybe we’ll have a pillow fight. I’ve never done any of that before.
“Haley,” Jenny yells, “we’re gonna run to the store real quick. Want to come with us?” They all start walking toward the door, leaving me scrambling to catch up with them.
“Guys, what is this place?” I’m asking the question as soon as we pull up to the curb and see the store directly in front of us. Kaylee shuts off the engine, and they all get this look on their faces like I’m in for a huge surprise. This doesn’t look like the kind of store I was thinking of.
“We told you we were taking you shopping, but we didn’t say where we were taking you,” Sam says as she starts to get out of the car. We all follow and soon enter this shop.
It’s like I stepped into the fucking Twilight Zone. A sex shop. They brought me to a fucking sex shop. “Oh. My. God.” I can’t believe what I’m seeing.
They girls start laughing. “I know, isn’t it great.” They’re all practically jumping for joy. “You will not believe some of the shit they have in here.” Jenny says, grabbing my hand, pulling me further into the store.
We start walking up and down the aisles. This first one is covered with all different shapes and sizes of paddles, and some other shit that has what looks like leather strings hanging off it. We don’t stop here. They continue to pull me further back and then stop two aisles over.
“This is what we are here for,” Kaylee says, gesturing down the aisle in front of us.
I turn and look at her first, not sure of what’s in store for me, and see her face is lit up. Lit up like she’s a kid in a fucking candy store. I’m actually a little afraid to see what she’s doing now, but curiosity got the best of me and I did. I’m now surrounded by all shapes, sizes, and forms of dildos, vibrators, and butt plugs. “People seriously use things like this?” I look at this thing in front of me, not sure what it is.
Jenny comes over by me. “Yep, it’s pretty cool, actually. It’s called the iRide. You just sit down and pretty much enjoy the ride. It’s curved like that so you can rock back and forth.” She keeps going on to find what she’s interested in.
I just can’t get over what I’m seeing. There are actually double-ended dildos. It’s hard to imagine that some of these vibrators would actually fit into you due to the sheer size of them. Kaylee is picking up and inspecting damn near every single product that is on the shelves. Sam already has a couple of things in her hands to purchase. Are they expecting me to find something here?
I follow them around the store but don’t really pick up to many things to look at. I’m rather curious about a lot of this stuff, but part of my brain is telling me that this is wrong on so many levels. Most of this stuff is in its own little packaging, but it’s the ones that aren’t that scare me. It has me wondering how many people have actually walked by and fondled this stuff.
I did find something that I wanted to try, and after talking with the girls about it, I decided to go ahead and purchase it. I’m just not sure when exactly I plan on using it, but the girls promised me that there would be a time and a place. Once again, I noted their mischievous grins but decided not to worry too much about it. I’m sure I’ll learn soon enough.