Held A New Adult Romance(4)

A bad day. I should hear myself sometimes. I have a private pool and a wing to myself and I'm talking about bad days in front of someone who works for a living.

"It's cool," he says. "I'll get right on it. Are you sure you don't need anything else?"

"No. No thank you. I'm fine. Thank you...I'm sorry. I didn't get your name."

"Jimmy," he says, holding out a hand. I shake it. His palm is warm and dry. I'm sure mine feels like a cooked and cooled lasagna noodle.

"Thank you," I say again. "You've been very kind."

"De nada. Stay dry, okay?"

I watch him go. When he turns around I almost want to call him back and I can't quite believe the size of my own need, my hunger. Was that the first normal conversation I'd had since...everything? I think it was.

Jimmy. Another J. I'm cursed with these J names.





Chapter Two




Jaime



They always say you should never meet your idols.

I've no idea who 'they' are and they've obviously never met John Gillespie, because the man is really, really nice. It's a weird word to use about a macho action star, but he is; he's nice.

It was the only word I could come up with when my family asked - as I knew they would.

"Nice," said Rebeca. "That's all?" She wipes a smear of mashed banana from my nephew's cheek. "He didn't even talk to you, did he?"

"He did. He..." My brain goes blank. I can't remember a single word of the conversation we had. All I remember was standing there thinking 'I am talking to John Gillespie. This is the coolest day of my life. Will he be pissed if I point out he's shorter than he looks on screen?'

Rebeca raises an eyebrow and passes a dish of rice to Pops.

"Okay, he didn't," I said. "Uncle Steve introduced me..."

I can see her eyes widen in warning and I know I've fucked up. "Esteban!" says Pops. "Your Uncle Esteban. That's his name - I gave it to him. All this 'Steve' and 'Jimmy' - what's with the self-hate?"

Shit. "I was born here, Pops."

"It's easier to find work, abuelito," says Rebeca, who was ever the suck-up of the family. "They don't hire you if you sound too Latin - who gets the most work out of Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen, right?"

"Charlie Sheen," says Pops. "The last I heard he'd gone crazy and started yelling about tiger blood and cocaine."

"That was years ago," says Jo, my younger brother.

"Years fly by in a minute when you're an old man like me. You'll find out. And what are you doing with those coins at the dinner table?"

"Magic," says Jo, turning red. "I need to practice my back-palm."

"You need more practice," says Rebeca, fishing a dime out of the salsa. "Chuy could choke - don't you fire those things in the baby food."

Jo's elbow lands in my ribs. "Laugh it up, Jaime - quincinearas are gonna be the new bar mitzvahs. I'll be in huge demand..."

"...and playing Vegas by the time you're twenty-five," says Mom, sailing in with the empanadas. "We've heard it. Maybe shoot for thirty-five, baby. It's more realistic."

"Thirty-five? I'll be nearly dead by then."

"And he still won't have learned Spanish," says Pops.

Jo turns to me. "You can get me in, right? You and Uncle S...Esteban."

"What do you mean, in?"

"Hollywood, man. You're hanging with the A-list now, right?"

I laugh. "I've done two days at the Gillespie place. Two. I don't think I'm joining the movers and shakers any time soon."

"You gotta have a screenplay," says Beca, hoisting Chuy out of his high chair and into her lap. His face has that squishy, red look that usually means if he doesn't get exactly what he wants he's going to bust out howling. Unfortunately none of us speak Chuy's language. "Isn't that how it goes? You're writing a screenplay or you're hustling for a test. Everyone's an actor, writer, frustrated director - kinda Sunset Boulevard only without the crazy old lady in the big house." She jiggles the baby on her lap but he's having none of it.

"I'll take him," says Mom.

"No, Mama - I got him. Eat. I've had mine." She carries him off into the sitting room to walk him around. Little dude's probably just full and gassy.

"Doesn't he live up Laurel Canyon way?" asks Jo.

"Olympia, I think."

"Shit, dude - that area's got some spooky-ass history going on. Wonderland and the Manson murders - that whole deal."

"Wasn't there something with the daughter?" says Mom. "John Gillespie's daughter, I mean."

"What about her?" I didn't see her. Uncle Steve showed me her 'rooms' from the outside - a whole part of the house big enough for a family, all for one skinny little white girl. Well, I don't know about skinny, but this is Hollywood we're talking about. I was given to understand that most of those rich girls trained their gag reflexes as soon as they could stick a finger down their throats.