“That’s it!” Ellasbeth shouted, and the holy guy snapped his book shut and took a step back. “Trenton, I’ve put up with your little tart of a witch in my bathtub. I put up with your insisting she be in my wedding. But her arresting you just to stop our marriage is intolerable!”
She was royally pissed, and I yanked a pliant Trent from his groomsmen. Quen moved, then leapt backward, a flash of dragonfly wings between us. Al was laughing in big, booming guffaws, but I didn’t see anything funny. Except maybe the witch-in-his-bathtub comment.
“Rachel—” Trent’s words cut off, and his beautiful face went indignant at the twin clicks of metal ratcheting about his wrist. Quen tried to outflank Jenks, his pockmarked face dark with anger when Jenks stopped him, an arrow pointed at his eye.
“Try me, Quen,” the pixy said, and the congregation went silent.
Trent stood with his cuffed hands before him. “Uh, uh, uh,” I mocked, picking up my shoulder bag and getting ready to bug on out of here. “Trent, remind Quen what happens if he interferes with me. I’ve got a warrant.” Oh, yeah. Turning to Trent, I said, “You have the right to remain silent, but I doubt you will. You have the right to an attorney, which I imagine Quen will be calling soon. If you can’t afford one, hell has frozen over and I’m the princess of Oz, but in that case, one will be appointed to you. You understand your rights that the entire congregation of Cincy’s finest has heard me recite?”
Green eyes angry, he nodded. Satisfied, I tugged his shoulder and started him toward the steps. Trent’s mix of anger, shock, and disbelief gave away to anger. “Call the appropriate lawyer,” he was saying to Quen as I dragged him. “Ellasbeth, this won’t take long.”
“Yeah, call your lawyer,” I echoed, scooping up the focus.
Al’s laugher echoed up into the rafters. I hesitated, waiting for the windows to break or something. There was an evil delight to it, and it seemed to free the seated people from their shock. They burst into a sudden noise of conversation, startling me. Ivy’s face remained blank. Beside her, Piscary, too, was wide-eyed, trying to wrap his thoughts around this. Takata was worried, and Mr. Ray and Mrs. Sarong were arguing vehemently.
“Jenks!” I shouted, not wanting to walk down that aisle alone.
And suddenly he was with me. “Got your back, Rache,” he said, his wings snapping with excitement, flying backward with his arrow still aimed at Quen. “Let’s go.”
Bag on one shoulder and focus under an arm, I guided Trent down the stairs, holding his elbow so he wouldn’t trip and sue me for unnecessary roughness. Da-a-a, da-a-a, da, dum. I got the bastard now, echoed in my thoughts in a mockery of the wedding march. Someone’s phone snapped a picture, and I grinned, imagining tonight’s front page. I could hear sirens in the background, and I hoped they were the FIB, come to hustle me off the street, and not the I.S. to arrest me. I didn’t actually have the warrant, but my contact did.
Forgotten by the altar, Ellasbeth made a frustrated sound of anger. “Trent!” she cried, and I almost felt sorry for the woman. “This is outrageous. How can you let her do this? I thought you owned this city!”
Trent halfway turned, and I steadied him on the steps with a hand on his shoulder. “I don’t own Ms. Morgan, dear. I need a few hours to sort this out. I’ll join you at the reception.”
God, I hoped not.
As we passed Piscary, I slowed. “Could you meet me at the FIB?” I said, pulse pounding and breathless. “I have something for you.”
The undead vampire kissed the underside of Ivy’s wrist, making her shudder. “You are utterly inhuman, Rachel. Almost as cold as you are audaciously contemptible. It’s a side to you that is…delightfully unexpected. I’m most interested in what you have to say.”
Not knowing what to make of that, I nodded and pushed Trent back into motion. He was indignant, apparently figuring out that I was going to give the vampire the focus. Hell, Piscary “insured” four-fifths of the city, and David’s company picked up the rest. It wasn’t hard to figure out I wanted to be added to the list. Seeing Trent’s understanding, I smiled. Bastard.
“Trent!” Ellasbeth shrieked. “You walk out of this church and I’m gone. I’m on the plane and I’m home! I agreed to marry you, not this…this circus you call a life.”
“I don’t have much choice—dear,” he said over his shoulder. “Will you curb your hysterics and tend to our guests? This is a minor glitch.”