Fletch(17)

“I’m amazed.”

“Who does your hair?”

“No one.”

“What do you mean, ‘no one’?”

“When it sticks out someplace, I chop it off.”

“Delightful. You’re darling.”

Amelia Shurcliffe was dressed in a tailored blue suit and white blouse. It was obvious she was liberated enough not to wear a corset. Her belly bulged from too many lunches and cocktail parties a week. The henna of her hair matched her face.

“Well, Fletch, I’m sure you didn’t come along simply to have me admire you. You could go anywhere for that. What can I do for you?”

“Alan Stanwyk.”

“Joan and Alan Stanwyk. This area’s most exciting couple. No, I shouldn’t say that. They’re beautiful, bright, healthy and rich. But come to think of it, they don’t really do anything. In fact, thinking of how exciting they could be, the Stanwyks may be this area’s dullest couple.”

“Which are they? Exciting or dull?”

“Rather dull, I think. He married her for Collins Aviation, of course.”

“You say that straight out?”

“Well, I suppose someone had to marry her, of course. And she’s attractive enough, if you like the usual American leggy blonde.”

“I do, actually.”

“I’m sure you do. I was one, once. Not all that leggy, of course. I was more petite. But Joan Collins Stanwyk is sort of boring, I think. I mean, she’s Symphony, of course; gives that bash once a year at the Racquets Club to raise money for the violinists’ rosin supply or something, and he always shows up and they stand in the receiving line and all that. Californian Gothic, if you know what I mean. They never seem to be enjoying themselves. They show up at dinners and cocktails, that sort of thing. They never seem to speak unless spoken to. They always seem to be just going through the motions.”

“They must do something for fun. I mean, for themselves.”

“No, I honestly think they are too busy being ideal. Perhaps they’re too aware of their position. I understand he sincerely likes flying. But all the rest of it, the racquet sports, the sailing, what-have-you, seems forced somehow for them. Of course all that money must be oppressive.”

“It must be.”

“Jack Collins, her father, is a nifty man. Attractive, bright. I’ve always been slightly in love with him. Of course he’s my generation. But one has always had the idea from him, even when he’s being formal, that somehow, maybe somewhere else in his mind, he’s having fun. Of course his wife, Marion, is a bit tipsy. Never could hold her liquor. Each year they keep her more restrained. That’s why I’ve always thought Joan must mean so much to her father. You see them together at parties, Joan and her father—you know, benefits for cancer, or muscular dystrophy, or some of his other charities—and you always understand that Alan Stanwyk is off being busy with Collins Aviation. Sometimes he makes an appearance just at the end of an evening.

“Joan is in a difficult position, between her father and her husband.” Amelia Shurcliffe took a hairpin from her desk drawer and applied it arbitrarily. “Perhaps that’s why I think she’s never having much fun.”

“She has to be hostess for both of them.”

“Yes. Instead of being herself, she has to have one hand working for Jack, the other for Alan.”

“Reading through your clips, Amelia, on the Stanwyks, it appears Joan Stanwyk has been doing less and less in recent months, making fewer and fewer appearances.”

“I suppose you’re right.”

“At least her name appears in your column less and less frequently.”

“Now that you mention it, I’m sure you’re right. She has been fading from the scene.”

“Why?”

“It could mean many things. She has a child, a little daughter. She could be spending time with her. Joan could be pregnant. She could be worried about her husband. Seeing I have this idea that she doesn’t enjoy herself, she could just be bored with the whole round. It has no novelty for her. She’s been doing it since she came out, you know, with her father—unofficially acting as his hostess.”

“You said she could be worried about her husband. What did you mean?”

“Oh, gracious. What did I mean? Well, her husband, Alan Stanwyk, is running an enormous company, and at an early age. That’s an enormous responsibility, you know. He must work very hard and very long. And you know some of these fellows who always show a cool, pleasant face to the world are only able to do so because they fuss and fume at their wives in the privacy of their homes. If anything is wrong with him, she would know it.”