“What the heck?” Lula said, toppling over, off balance from the two-inch heel difference. “I’m hit!” she yelled. “The asshole shot me. Woman down. Woman down. Call 911.”
“You’re fine,” I said to her. “You just fell off your shoe.”
“I see darkness,” Lula said. “It’s closing in on me. There’s a tunnel of light. I see angels. No, wait a minute, there’s no angels. Shit, it’s Tony Soprano.”
It wasn’t Tony Soprano. It was Chester Billings, roaring like a wounded bull elephant, charging across the room at Lula and Brenda. He knocked the little gun out of Brenda’s hand and grabbed the rocket launcher. Somehow in the scuffle the rocket got launched, whooshing across the room, punching a hole in the far wall, disappearing from view. There was an explosion that rocked the building. Plaster fell from the ceiling. Everyone was yelling and scrambling for cover. A second smaller explosion rattled furniture, and I could see flames lick through the hole made by the rocket.
“Fire in the warehouse,” Lancer said. “The rocket must have hit a propane tank.”
Smoke poured into the windowless room, and there was a rush to evacuate. Everyone ran into the hall and scattered. Lancer, Slasher, and Billings ran in one direction. Lula, Brenda, and Jason ran in another. I was the last out of the room. I stepped into the hall and the lights blinked off. I was confused in the dark, choking on the smoke. An arm wrapped around me, nearly lifting me off my feet, moving me in the opposite direction. It was Ranger.
“This way,” he said, pushing me down the hall to a fire door.
He shoved the door open, and we were out of the building. I could hear emergency vehicles screaming on the approach road.
“How many people were in the building?” Ranger asked.
“Six plus me.”
Ranger was connected to Tank in the other SUV. “Talk to me,” Ranger said.
I could hear Tank on speakerphone. “Lula disappeared into the woods behind us. I shouted at her, but she kept going. Five more people came out of the building and scattered. A woman and a young guy panicked and ran in opposite directions when a flaming chunk of roof landed next to them. The woman is hiding behind the Dumpster. We tried to get her, but she shot at us. The guy is out there somewhere. Looked like he had a computer. Three men jumped into a Mercedes and took off.”
“Everyone’s out of the building,” Ranger said to me. “Let’s move, unless you want to talk to the police.”
“No!”
He grabbed my hand and pulled me at a flat-out run across the lot, over a grassy median that separated Billings Gourmet Food from the neighboring business, Dot Plumbing. Two Rangeman SUVs sat at idle in the shadow of the Dot building. Ranger got behind the wheel of one, and the second followed us to the edge of the lot, lights off.
Flames were shooting from the top of the Billings warehouse. Police cars slid to a stop in the lot. Fire trucks rumbled in.
“Did you call the fire and police?” I asked Ranger.
“No. I didn’t have to. The explosion blew the roof off the building. It could be seen for miles. And my control room heard the fire alert go in from Billings’s security system.”
“I don’t see Lula’s car in the lot.”
“I had Hal move it. He’s on the road in front of us.”
Ranger pulled onto the service road and Lula jumped out of a clump of bushes, waving her arms and yelling. She had one shoe on and one shoe off, leaves were stuck in her soot-smudged pink-and-yellow hair, and her gold sequined tank top was blinding in Ranger’s headlights.
“It’s Lula Sunshine,” Ranger said, stopping to let her jump into the SUV.
“Holy cow. Holy crap. Holy moly,” Lula said. “That was freakin’ scary. And look what that idiot did to my shoe. These are genuine Louboutin knock-offs. Where am I gonna get another shoe to match this?”
Ranger turned onto Route 295, and Lula sat forward in her seat.
“What about my car?” Lula asked. “We can’t leave my baby here. It’ll get ashes all over it. That sucker went up like a whatdoyoucallit? An inferno.”
“Hal has the Firebird,” Ranger said. “He’s taking it back to Trenton.”
“Really? Wow. Hal’s a sweetie,” Lula said. “I’m gonna have to do something real nice for him.”
The corners of Ranger’s mouth twitched into a small smile.
“Gutter head,” I said to him.
That turned the twitch to a full-on smile.
A police car blew past us, lights flashing.
Lula had her nose to the window. “I think that was Brenda’s kid behind the wheel of the cop car!”