Exotic Sex Stories Volume 1(72)
Ten minutes later when everyone was back in there seats, a red faced Mrs. Owens said softly, "Now we can get started with our daily lesson," to which a boy in the back row retorted, "I thought we already had!!!"
THE SALESMAN
Hampton Rogers sat in the outer office of the Pleasure Max Corporation, quietly paging through the latest issue of the companies sex magazine while waiting for an appointment with the head of the procurement department, a Miss Jackson!!! While the magazine was the flagship jewel in the PMC empire, they also were deeply involved in x-rated movie theaters and x-rated bookstores!!! For the last three years Ham had been his company's leading salesman of what might be referred to in polite circles as "marital aids", and up until now he hadn't been able to get a crack at putting his line of wears in the PMC bookstores, that is until now!!! For the past two years Ham couldn't even get an appointment to meet with an official from PMC, and while he had no proof, he was pretty sure that it was because the previous head of procurement was on the take from his company's chief rival in the dildo and vibrator trade!!! With the recent announcement that Bobbi Jackson had taking over that post, it only had taken one phone call to secure a sit down with the new boss and he intended on making the most of it!!!
"Ms. Jackson will see you now," an attractive receptionist said while ushering him into the inner sanctum!!! "I've never met you boss," Ham said easily as they made their way to the far end of a long corridor, "what's she like!?!" The receptionist pause outside of Ms.
Jackson's office and whispered, "Well, she seems pretty tough, but so far, all the salesmen seem to have come out of her office with smiles on their faces!!!" "I guess that's a good sign," Ham replied as the heavy door open and he entered the large plush office of Bobbi Jackson!!! "I'm Hampton Rogers," he said while extending his hand,
"I'm glad to meet you, Ms. Jackson!!!" She stood up and reached across her massive desk, took his hand, and replied evenly, "Same here, Mr.
Rogers, please, have a chair!!!" Ham sat down in one of the three chairs encircling the front of the big desk and offered, "You don't know how long I've tried getting this appointment!!!" "I think I've got and idea," she replied dryly, "my predecessor had his hand in the till so to speak, and believe me Mr. Rogers, we're really sorry that it's taken us this long to ferret out the problem!!!" "No apology necessary," Ham said easily, "and please, call me Ham, all of my friends do!!!" "Okay, Ham," she replied, "let's get down to business, what have you got for me today!?!"
"We at Rubber and Leather Unlimited feel we have the finest line of marital aids on the market today," he said while opening his case and removing some samples, "the leather is genuine softened calf's hide, all of our dildos are made of the finest latex, and of course, our vibrators are come equipped with the most durable motors in the industry!!!" "My, my," she said softly while picking up a seven inch vibrator and inspecting it carefully, "you seem to be pretty proud of your products, do they have some sort of guarantee!?!" Of course they do," he said quickly, "I think that you'll find that my company will stand behind it products better that anyone in the industry!!! "A very impressive demonstration, if I may say so, Ham," she said softly, "but I'd like to see how some of your products operate, do you think you could show me!?!" "Ma'am," he questioned, "uh, how do you mean, show me how they work!?!" "Just what I said," she replied casually, "Take this vibrator for example, show me how it works!!!" "Oh," he said in a relieved voice while taking the medium sized hummer out of her hand and turning the switch to the on position, "just like that," as it buzzed merrily away!!! "No, no," she said sternly, "I think I know how to throw a switch, I want a demonstration, I want to see it work on a real live person!!!"
Hampton sat dumbfounded unable to speak for a moment, but after regaining his bearings, he asked incredulously, "Uh, who is the person you had in mind!?!" After letting his question hand in the air for a moment, she replied softly, "Why, you of course, Mr. Rogers, I was thinking of you!!!" "Meeeeee," he replied in a shocked voice, "I've never in my life…" She cut him off before he could finish his sentence and said evenly, "I don't give a damn what you have or haven't done in the past, if you want to make a sale with PMC, and it would be a sizable sale I may add, I want to see your pants off and that vibrator up your ass and humming, understand!?!" "Good grief," Ham said to himself, "she was fucking serious, if he wanted to make the sale, he was gonna have to fuck himself in the ass to do it!!!" "Well," she asked firmly, "are you going to do it or not, I have a lot of work to do and I don't have time to waist waiting for you to get up your nerve, so what's it gonna be, yes or no!?!" With dollar signs dancing in his head, Ham slowly stood up and dropped his pants!!!