The confessional box is one of the final places on the face of the earth where you can pour out your heart without fear of retribution or exposure, and I believe for this reason more and more people are forsaking the "communal forgiveness" that is bestowed each week during regular Sunday Mass and opting instead for the much more intensely personal experience of sitting down in a tiny dark room with hands folded and head bowed, and confessing to a Priest before God!!! I personally find it amusing when I read in the liberal press that the sexual revolution is dead, because it has been my experience that that not only is it alive and well, it is proliferating and growing exponentially in the very heartland of America!!! So, dear reader, with out further or do, these are my stories!!!!
Amada's Confession Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned in the eyes of the Lord!!! Tell me my child, what it is you wish to confess!!! I have had impure thoughts about the young man living next door to me, Father, and no matter how much I try, every time I see him, well, it's too embarrassing to even repeat out loud!!! Impure thoughts are indeed a sin, my child, but actions of course speak much louder than words, and since you didn't act on you thoughts, please say ten Hail Marys and go in peace!!! I–I'm not finished with my confession, Father, I–I did act on my terrible thoughts, I'm so sorry!!! Oh my, please tell me then exactly what happened!!!
I saw the John, that's his name, carrying groceries into his apartment, and he seemed to be struggling so I offered to help him get them into his kitchen!!! I am very ashamed to say that I purposely pressed up against him in an attempt to arouse him!!! Please continue, my child!!! Well, uh, he seemed a little hesitant, but I dropped to my knees and unzipped his pants and sucked his hard penis into my mouth until he ejaculated his cum down my throat!!! Is that all!?! No, sir, I–I'm sorry, that it is not all, then I led him by his erection over to the couch where I pulled up my skirt and slid down my panties and begged him like a cheap whore to have intercourse with me!!! And did he comply with your wanton wish!?!" "Y-yes, Father, he climbed on top of me and put his erect penis inside of my vagina and then we had intercourse!!! Was it pleasurable!?! Oh my, yes, it felt wonderful, I couldn't help it, but I had at least three very powerful orgasms!!!
Did he ejaculate inside of you!?! Yes, Father, and then to make matters worse, we both undressed and spent the rest of the day and evening naked in his apartment, having both oral sex and intercourse over and over again!!! Did you know what you were doing was wrong!?!
Y-yes, I did, but something inside of me just drove me to it, I hated and loved it both at the same time!!! Do you think you can resist doing this again!?! I don't know, Father, I certainly don't love, John, but I have to admit that I am very attracted to his long hard penis!!! You must try and be strong, young lady, these are sins of the flesh and must be resisted, now for penance you must do one hundred Hail Marys and ten rosaries, so go in peace, my child, and be vigilant!!! Thank you, Father, I will do my best!!!
Sister Rachel's Confession Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned before God and His Mother, and I feel that my sins are truly unforgivable!!! Nonsense, no matter the sin or the situation, God has shown to be loving and forgiving, and all He requires is that we ask for his wonderful forgiveness, now stop crying and tell me your confession!!! I–I'm sorry, Father, it's just that I've been so terrible, after all, I took sacred vows before God to be pure and chaste, of which I have been neither!!! Please my child, self punishment is a sin in and of itself!!! O-okay, but I'm sure that you'll recommend my excommunication from the Church after hearing of my misdeeds!!!
The other day the mother of one of my students came in after school to discuss her child's progress in reading!!! We were sitting at a small table alone in the back of my classroom going over the young man's tests and homework, and I what can only be described as stupidity on my part, my mind was all at once filled with images of this young woman in the nude!!! Her perfume was very intoxicating, and before I knew what I was doing, I leaned over and kissed her gently on her lips!!! I quickly regained my senses and pulled away while apologizing profusely, but much to my dismay and I have to admit, joy, she silently unbuttoned her blouse and showed my her breasts in her low cut bra!!! I was stunned into immobility, but when she asked me in a whisper if I would like to nurse on her nipples, I'm afraid that all I could do was dumbly nod yes and lay my head in her lap and start sucking!!! Is that all, child!?! I–I'm afraid not, Father, it gets much worse, a few minutes later she calmly exposed her vagina to me and without even asking pulled my face to her crotch, where I sucked and licked her for a long time, bringing her to many hard and satisfying orgasms!!! Now, is that all!?! No, it is not!!!