“In a state of unbuttoned ease, some visitors, especially those of a metropolitan background, are inspired to respond to the spirit of bucolic joviality and collude in fostering what they understand very well to be a medieval—possibly older—tradition. Those with a deeper education and a love of literature are pleased to combine it—as did our national bard—with an appreciation of the classical embellishments on display.”
Joe was beginning to wish he hadn’t asked.
“I’m familiar with the shrine to Jove’s daughter, chaste and fair, Goddess of the Triple Ways,” he said, feeling a riposte in style was necessary to uphold the reputation of the Yard in the butler’s eyes.
“Then you will be aware of the alleged divine powers which attract a following among the female guests?”
“The goddess has an ancient reputation for intervening in certain female conditions. She has the power to aid fertility and ease the pains of childbirth.”
“Always a fruitful topic for conjecture and risqué remarks among the gentlemen! Supplications from some of our more credulous lady guests are frequently made. Votive offerings are left at the foot of her statue and pleas for divine intervention in their medical conditions are made.”
“Good Lord!” Joe said, guiltily aware that he had himself fallen into the temptation of popping a token and a wish into the Maiden’s hand. “It’s not a parlour game! Have they any idea who might be reading their secrets? What might be made of them by an unscrupulous … um … high priest?”
Styles smiled and tilted his head to one side, indicating polite disagreement. “There have been no complaints. Indeed, sir, several lady guests have reported themselves highly satisfied with the outcome of their approaches to the goddess.” The twinkle was unmistakable as he confided, “Sir James has stood godfather to one or two infants bearing the middle name of Melsett or Diana in light-hearted acknowledgement of the intercession.”
“Crikey! No Virbios in the line-up I hope?” Joe spluttered into his coffee and watched as the humour faded in the butler’s eyes. Struck by the same unvoiceable thought, they both looked aside and Joe returned to the safer question of the temple architecture. “The temple building is not of white marble as one might expect but something more modern and comfortable I think. It looked to me more like an Alpine chalet than a Greek temple. Steep roof and curlicues.”
“Mr. Goodfellow is known to enjoy his creature comforts, sir, and his quarters have been much admired. I believe the design and the fittings originated in a Scandinavian country. Norway perhaps. That is certainly where the pinewood came from. It sits well and discreetly in its surroundings. That was the opinion of Sir Edwin when he last visited.”
“Can you tell me when his employment began on the estate?”
“Indeed. Sir Sidney, it was, who took him on. Goodfellow had served in some menial capacity in the British Army in South Africa in a regiment where Sir Sidney was an officer.”
“The Seventeenth Lancers?”
“That’s correct. Prince George, Duke of Cambridge’s Own. A very smart company they were. There has been a soldier in most of the generations of the Truelove family. The old master played a bold part in the South African war against the Boers but bought himself out immediately afterwards, not wishing to go on with them to India which was to be the regiment’s next posting. He had a young wife and a family here in Suffolk by then and there was much to be done on the estate. Some five years later—1905, would that have been?—Mr. Goodfellow turned up at the Hall, seeking work. A man down on his luck would be sure of a favourable reception from Sir Sidney and a man who had fought alongside was welcomed with generosity. He was given a part time post out in the woods, where he claimed he was happiest. He declares that the noise and fury of war—along with the bullet wound he claims to have picked up—rendered him unfit for a normal occupation among his fellow men or their close society.”
“Though he makes an exception to that on Saturday nights at the pub?”
“You have it, sir.”
“The present master, Sir James, appears to tolerate his presence in his woods?”
Styles’s face froze for a moment, his lips pursed. “He does,” was all he ventured in reply. He glanced at the clock on the mantelpiece, got up from the table and began to open the window, murmuring about fresh air and the remiss parlour maid who had failed to air the room.
As the window went up Joe was startled to hear a shot ring out in the distance. Styles anticipated his question with a soothing and dismissive smile. “Bang on time! Not poachers! The rook-scarer, sir. It’s one of the master’s latest innovations. It’s automatic. Fires itself off in the orchards every half hour from before dawn for two hours. Saves sending the children out at an unearthly hour to keep the birds off the soft fruit with rattles. You have just heard the final flourish for today. A disconcerting noise if you’re not used to it but, after a while, it’s like the church bells—you don’t hear it any more.”