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By:Andrew Martin


The fellow turned towards me from within his hole, and his mouth made the shape of his habitual ‘Oh’, but he kept silence.

There then came the sound of rough Yorkshire voices from the head of the train – from the locomotive itself. As I looked on, a small figure climbed down from the footplate. It was the porter, Woodcock. He was now saying something to the unseen driver or fireman; he carried a cloth bag that no doubt contained the snap and bottle of tea for his turn.

‘Your lad comes in on the engine, does he?’ I asked Hardy.

He turned in the shadows.

‘He likes a ride up,’ he said.

‘He lives along the line, I suppose?’

‘The lad? He lives at East Adenwold. First train of a Saturday brings him in just nicely for the start of his duty. Well, a little late, but near as makes no odds.’

The idle little bugger ought to have biked in like any country station junior, as I had done myself when I’d had my railway start in the village of Goathland up on the Yorkshire Moors. I looked at Hardy, and my gaze seemed to shame him into further speech.

‘The boy has a crib in the signal box,’ he added, ‘and he sometimes kips up there.’

Hardy then looked down at his boots.

I said, ‘Telephone’s bust.’

‘It is, aye,’ he said, looking up.

I eyed the communicator and receiver dials of the ABC machine behind him, saying, ‘Telegraph’s out too, I suppose?’

Hardy nodded. ‘There’s been a general collapse out in the woods,’ he said. ‘It’s not the first time … It’s all out while they fix it.’

‘When did you hear of this?’

‘Last night.’

‘By company runner?’

He nodded again, and I thought of the silver-haired man I’d seen the night before, hurrying through the station yard. He’d been running, but he hadn’t looked like a railway messenger. He’d looked more important than that.

‘How’s the line being worked then?’

‘Oh,’ said Hardy, ‘by ticket.’

In emergencies, a driver would be given a ticket or token authorising him to proceed even against signals set at danger … But I had no clear understanding of the system.

‘I’ve had a look,’ I said, ‘and I’d say the line’s been cut.’

‘Oh,’ said Hardy, ‘well now …’

Woodcock was now eyeing me from a distance of ten feet – it was always a face-down with him. His head was too compressed for my liking – like an old apple. He pursed his thin lips and gave a tremendous fart, staring at me all the while, so that it was very hard to keep in countenance.

‘Been burning some bad powder,’ he said, just as a carriage door opened behind him, and a man stepped down.

He was a dapper dog, this one: blue lounge jacket, white flannel trousers, stiff collar and stripy tie; and the trousers were tucked into highly polished army field boots. I imagined that he’d been arranging his clothes to a look of perfection in his compartment, and that this accounted for his delay in getting down.

The fellow carried a document case and a biggish carpet bag. He was trim, well set-up – uncommonly blue eyes, sunburnt face and sandy hair. He put me in mind of a prosperous sort of colonial farmer, and he had evidently passed a test that I and the wife had failed, for Woodcock put down his own bag and hurried up to the man. Here was a chance to put the bleed on – carry the two bags at a shilling apiece to some waiting vehicle, for this was certainly the sort of fellow who’d be met, except that I could see clear through to the station yard, and it was empty as before.

The man sent Woodcock packing with a word. He then struck out along the platform and out towards the triangular green where he stood getting his bearings. I watched him from the platform as Woodcock moved alongside me again.

‘Bad luck,’ I said.

No reply from the porter.

‘Do you know him?’ I asked.

‘I know his type,’ said Woodcock.

‘That chap falls into the class of a mean toff,’ I said. ‘Looks a good bet for a tip, but en’t. I was a lad porter myself once, and I always reckoned to be able to spot that sort the minute they climbed down.’

‘Cut the blarney,’ said Woodcock.

I said, ‘You have a ride in on the engine come Saturday, I see,’ and I nodded towards the locomotive.

Woodcock muttered something I couldn’t catch, before asking in a louder voice, ‘You okay today, pal?’

He was moving, as he spoke, towards the end of the train, and the guard’s van. I looked on as he took down from the unseen guard a quantity of newspapers, a wooden box and a hamper tied about with a leather strap. The newspapers were loosely covered in brown paper, but I could make out one of the headings: ‘The Moroccan Sensation: Reports of a Further Grave Incident’.