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By:Andrew Martin


‘I was changing the lamps, if that’s all right with you, mate.’

‘You looked set for the evening – smoking ’n all. Paraffin and naked flame don’t go together too well this weather.’

‘Well … what do you know about it?’

I eyed him directly, and the situation cracked.

‘Fancy a pint, mate?’ asked the porter, and he indicated to the signalman that he should stand me a glass.

The porter put out his little hard hand.

‘Mick Woodcock,’ he said.

He had a lot off, all right – especially for a kid of … well, it was hard to say but he might not have been more than eighteen.

‘Sorry about that, mate,’ he said, passing me the pint of Smith’s as Mr Handley looked on, and the agriculturals began talking again. ‘I’m liable to fly off over anything. You here on holiday, are you? I mean … don’t suppose you’re here on account of our murder, are you? You en’t a copper or a journalist or owt like that?’

‘On holiday,’ I said.

He was sharp, this kid.

‘The bloke that did it goes up Monday morning,’ he said.

There was a long interval of silence as we drank on.

Woodcock said, ‘That business at the station earlier on – I didn’t mean owt by it, you know. Fact is I like a high seat. Very viewsome it is, up at the top with the signals and you can take a pot at the odd rabbit. We have to keep ’em down, you know. I mean, they will get at the perishables in the warehouse. Of course, I’ll come down to give a hand with bags occasionally …’

‘Very good of you, I’m sure.’

‘But only if a good tip seems to be in prospect.’

‘He’ll only come down for the gentry,’ put in the signalman, ‘and not all of them.’

I was meant to be riled by this, so I gave it the go-by.

‘Very likely,’ I said. ‘Thanks for the pint, anyhow.’

And as I made towards the door, I heard the lad porter say, ‘Aye, on your way.’

I ought not to have let that go, I thought, as I walked upstairs.

What would the Chief have done in my place? He’d have laid the bloke out, and then he’d have gone all out to get him lagged – three months hard for assault whether the bloke had fought back or not. I reached our room, but when I tried the door it was locked.





Chapter Fourteen


I rapped on the door, and there came a noise from along the narrow corridor. I turned. The man from Norwood was there, holding a candle and eyeing me in his dressing gown.

‘Everything quite all right, old man?’ he said.

‘Ought to be,’ I said, thinking of the German papers that had spilled from his bag.

He looked more impressive somehow in his dressing gown, although it was shabby enough. I knocked again, and Lydia answered the door in a flurry, wearing her night-dress. I walked into the room, and saw that the window had been thrown wide open. The wife strode across to the bed and sat down upon it cross-legged like a Hindoo, which she would often do at night – something about being in her night-dress seemed to bring it on. She looked from me to the open window as the curtains stirred.

‘Why d’you lock the door?’ I said.

‘Now … what do you suppose about the bicyclist?’ she said.

‘Eh?’

‘I left the bar when I saw him through the window messing about at the back of the pub. I’ve been watching him from our window while you were hammering on the door doing your level best to give me away.’

‘Where is he?’

‘He was just down below.’

‘And what was he about?’

‘He was at his bike.’

‘It’s punctured,’ I said. ‘I overheard him say so in the bar.’

‘He held a pocket knife,’ said the wife. ‘He took it, and stabbed it twice into the front tyre.’

‘That would give him a puncture.’

‘It might just,’ said the wife.

‘But he already had one.’

‘No, he did not. He stabbed the wheel to make what he said true. He wanted a puncture.’

‘It’s rum. How will he account for it, I wonder?’

‘Sharp stones,’ the wife immediately replied, as though she’d spent a good while thinking about it. ‘That man has done everything to convince us that he’s a cyclist, short of riding his flipping bike. Why does he have a bike if he doesn’t go anywhere? And why does the man Lambert have a railway timetable if he doesn’t go anywhere? It’s just as though everyone in this place is checked.’

She was now looking over at the dresser.

‘The second thing,’ she said. ‘… Your warrant card – you put it in the left-hand drawer, didn’t you?’