Death on a Branch Line(28)

‘Would Hugh come in here?’ asked the wife, who, having finally entered licensed premises herself, had evidently become fascinated by the question of who else might or might not do so.

‘Master Hugh?’ said Mrs Handley, and she gave a cautious sort of nod. ‘He’d take a glass, and he’d sit in the public. The public, mark you, not the saloon. He was one of the two young masters, and yet he’d sit in the public bar.’ She smiled, saying, ‘Always wore the same suit – dark blue worsted. Lovely cloth, and yet the trouser bottoms clarted with muck, and all up his black boots. He told me one day: “I always wear a city suit in the country and a country suit in the city.”’

As she spoke, she was preparing a supper for us – two plates of cold ham and salad. She handed them over the bar, saying, ‘What do you reckon to that saying of his? Was I supposed to laugh?’

‘Well,’ I said, ‘I don’t know.’

‘I’ll tell you what – he’d look at me until I did laugh.’

And she was almost laughing now.

‘He meant you to laugh,’ I said.

‘’Course he did. He was always coming out with things like that.’

‘Contradictory,’ I said.

‘And he was just ever such … fun.’

‘Unlike John.’

‘John’s clever,’ she said. ‘Clever people aren’t usually much fun, are they?’

And it was clear from this that she didn’t include me in that category.

I looked over at the clerk-type from Norwood – I was pretty sure he couldn’t hear our conversation, nor was he straining to do so. I somehow didn’t feel I ought to ask Mrs Handley about him and the bicyclist, whereas it was all right to ask about the locals. That was the sort of thing an ordinary tripper might do.

The wife said, ‘Mervyn told us that Master Hugh had given him a dormouse.’

Mrs Handley’s smile disappeared for an instant, but it came back as she said:

‘… Came up here, parked himself down on the bench outside, just next to where Mervyn was sitting. He turns to little Mervyn and he says, “I’ve rather a bad head cold today,” and lifts his handkerchief out of his pocket. Well, the face he pulled when he saw that dormouse curled up in the middle of this most beautiful red silk handkerchief …’

‘Master Hugh didn’t know it was there?’ I asked.

‘He knew very well it was there. He was play-acting for the boy, don’t you see? It was all for Mervyn’s benefit. Well, it fairly slayed me, that did. I laughed fit to bust.’

‘Was the dormouse dead?’

Mrs Handley stopped laughing, and looked at me in amazement.

‘Of course it wasn’t dead. Where would have been the fun if it had been dead? It was a dormouse. It was asleep.’

Well, this was all apiece with the feeding of the sparrow outside the police office.

‘He doesn’t sound much like a murderer,’ said the wife.

‘Driven to it by the father, I expect,’ said Mrs Handley, in a very business-like way. ‘There’d been aggravation between them for years, and Lambert kept a house full of guns … There’ll be an end to the business on Monday morning, anyhow.’

She gazed at vacancy for a moment, before adding:

‘He’s to be hung on Monday – eight o’clock.’

‘I know,’ I said.

And she eyed me again, perhaps struggling to withhold the question: ‘And how do you know?’

The wife was staring towards the window, picking at her food. Mrs Handley moved off to serve one of the agriculturals, and as she did so the man from Norwood also left the bar. The wife said, ‘I’m going up.’

‘Hold on,’ I said, lifting my pint, ‘I’ll just finish up.’

But she just said, ‘Don’t be long’, and was gone.

I told myself she’d been emboldened to leave my side by the meek-seeming behaviour of our chief suspects: the man from Norwood and the bicyclist. But that might not have been it at all.



Station master Hardy, I noticed, was looking at me along the bar. The moment I returned his gaze he looked away, but not before I could get in the word ‘Evenin”.

‘The soldiers you have at the station,’ I said, moving towards him. ‘What lot are they?’

‘Oh,’ he said, ‘that’s the York and Lancasters.’

It was the Chief’s regiment.

‘Are they set out just anyhow, or is it a model of some particular scrap?’

‘Battle of Tamai,’ he said, for the first time eyeing me directly. ‘Thirteenth of March, 1884.’

Hardy’s tunic was askew, but perhaps it had to be arranged peculiarly to fit round his big belly. He was not drunk, but on the way.