Crush (Crash #3)(71)
"Damn straight I do, Luce."
I loved the way he was looking at me right now, like he'd never been prouder of me. I wanted nothing more than to straddle him in that chair and kiss him until we were both blue in the face.
But I had someone else who needed to be put in his place.
"Anything else?" I said, challenging Anton with my eyes.
"I've got a whole lot of 'anything else's," he said, dropping his hamburger onto the plate. "I've got so many more 'anything else's I could go on all night. But how about I start with one word that pretty much sums it up." Anton wagged his finger between Jude and me. "Un. Healthy."
Jude bolted up from his seat. I didn't know what route he would take to get to Anton, but I wasn't ruling out his flying straight across the table.
"That's enough!" Holly scrambled out of her seat, too. "My three-year-old behaves better than all of you." She looked down at LJ, who was trying to stuff a fry up his nostril. "And that's not saying a whole lot."
She looked at Anton. "Behave." Then turned those crazy eyes on Jude. "Behave." And then me. "Behave." Taking a seat, she pulled the fry from LJ's nose. "What's Mom always telling you about using kind words, baby?"
LJ sat up in his seat, quite pleased to be included in this conversation. "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."
Holly mussed the top of his head. "Any questions?" she asked the table.
Nada.
Other than a few more death glares aimed at each other, Jude and Anton didn't say another word to each other over dinner, although it wasn't exactly a quiet dining experience. Between LJ and India and Holly trying to talk over each other while Thomas tried and failed to add in his two cents, my ears were ringing by the time Jude started on his third cheeseburger.
"Where are you putting all of that?" I asked, done in at half of one of those burgers.
He shrugged as he chewed off a tennis ball – size bite. "I have a feeling I'm going to need my energy for tonight."
Ah. There was that flirty foreplay I'd missed. "Good feeling."
He grinned at me as he continued to chew. I still hadn't adjusted to it: Jude being über-rich. He had close to no table manners, lived in Levi's and a white Hanes undershirt, and thought the Hamptons was a seventies rock band. You never could have known by looking at him that he was a millionaire.
And I loved that about him.
I hoped he'd still be sporting Hanes and Levi's in ten years.
"So how was that movie you guys went to last Friday?" India asked, waving a fry at Thomas and Holly.
"It was all right," Thomas said.
Holly couldn't have looked more offended.
"But the company was phenomenal," he clarified, giving her a wink.
"That's what I thought," she said.
"Did you guys make out or do anything freaky after?"
Holly choked on her burger. Thomas went red, a rare shade of scarlet, thanks to his fair skin.
"India," I said, "could you be any more awkward?"
"Is that a rhetorical question?" she asked, while Jude thumped Holly's back.
"Yeah. I suppose it is."
India blew me a kiss before returning to the grand inquisition. "Well? Spill," she said, looking between Holly and Thomas. "You two have so much pent-up S-E-X-U-A-L tension for one another I've almost passed out from lack of oxygen."
"God, India," I said, tossing a fry at her. She dodged it, so it flew into Anton's chest.
I smiled. Even better.
"No," Holly said, covering LJ's ears. "We didn't kiss or do anything else of a freaky or kinky nature, since you just have to know."
Jude covered his mouth, but it wasn't keeping his laughter contained.
"And just for future reference, we won't ever be kissing," she added.
Thomas's head whipped to the side. "What?" he said to Holly. "Why not?" So much for playing the cool guy.
The skin between Holly's brows creased. "Because I'm a girl," she said slowly, like she was confused, "and you like boys."
Thomas's and my mouth fell open at the same moment. Maybe I should have been more direct with Holly about Thomas's attraction to her, but I thought it'd been obvious. I hadn't realized she still thought he was gay after the first night we all had dinner.
Judging from the hurt look on Thomas's face, I didn't think he'd ever be the same after this blow.
"You think I'm . . . I'm . . . gay?" Damn. He couldn't have sounded more insulted either.