“Yes sir, although there’s a whole lot less of it.”
Simpson looked up from the paperwork. “Commander, let’s not go round on this again. First, Trinidad’s oil will come to hand comparatively easily and it is sweet and light. Just what we need. And we’re not equipped to ship more oil than they can produce, won’t be for at least eighteen months. Second, and arguably more important, Trinidad has an additional strategic benefit of pulling our rivals’ attentions away from our other operations.”
Eddie knew it was time to offer his dutiful “Yes, sir”—which he did—and to move on. “All the regionally relevant maps, charts, graphs, and books that will comprise the mission’s reference assets have been copied and are en route from Grantville. We still have two researchers combing through unindexed material for other useful information on the Caribbean, but it’s been ten days since they found anything. And that was just some data on a species of flower.”
“Hmmph. I suspect the focus in the Leeward Islands will be on agriculture, not horticulture.”
“Yes, sir.” Which was typical Simpson: he was the one who had insisted on extracting every iota of up-time information available on the West Indies, Spanish Main, and environs. And now he was turning his nose up at the tid-bits he had insisted on pursuing. I suspect he’s going to be a very cranky old man. Well, crankier.
“Did you find any more data on native dialects in the Gulf region?”
Eddie shook his head. “No, sir.” All they had turned up were a few snippets of a local dialect alternately referred to as Atakapa or Ishak. And those snippets were so uncertain, they would be better described as “second-hand linguistic rumors” than “data.”
“Provisioning and materiel almost ready?”
“Getting there, sir. Without the rotary drill equipment and pipe, we’ll have a lot more room than we thought. But we’re still taking on plenty of well casing for Trinidad. Each section is about the length, weight, and even girth of pine logs. So we got a lumber ship from the Danes to haul it.”
Simpson frowned. “‘Lumber ship?’”
“Yes, sir. Their sterns are modified. In place of the great cabin, they have an aft-access cargo bay, so the logs can be loaded straight in through the transom. Sort of like stacking rolls of carpet in the back of your van.”
“Military stores?”
“Almost all are on site now, sir. We’re still waiting on the molds and casts for the dual-use eight-inch shells. Which are working well in both the carronades and the long guns. All our radios are tested and in place, as is the land-station equipment. And the special-order spyglasses came in two days ago and passed the QC inspection.”
“And the local binoculars?”
“There’s an update on that in this morning’s files, sir. The Dutch lens makers have demonstrated an acceptable working model to our acquisitions officer, but they haven’t worked out a production method inexpensive enough for us to afford multiple purchases for each ship. My guess is that they’ll have the bottlenecks licked by this time next year.”
Simpson made a noise that sounded startlingly similar to a guard-dog’s irritated growl. “Another key technology for which appropriations were not approved. Like the mitrailleuses.”
Eddie sat up straight, genuinely alarmed. “Sir? They’re not—not going to approve any mitrailleuses for the steamships? Why, that’s—”
“Insane? Well, as it turns out, the Department of Economic Resources is not completely insane. Only half insane. Which is, in some ways, worse.”
Eddie shook his head. “Sir, I don’t understand: half insane?”
“Speaking in strictly quantitative terms, yes: half insane. Instead of approving one mitrailleuse for each quarter of the ship, they’ve approved exactly half that amount.”
Eddie goggled. “A . . . a half a mitrailleuse for each quarter of the ship?” He tugged at his ginger-red forelock, doing the math and coming up with a mental diagram. “So only two? One on the forward port bow, the other on the starboard aft quarter?”
Simpson nodded. “That’s about the shape of what the wiser heads in Grantville have envisioned.” His voice was level and unemotional, but Eddie saw the sympathy in his eyes.
“But sir, how do you defend a ship against an all-point close assault with only two automatic weapons? If they come all around you in small boats—”
“Which they probably won’t. As the holders of the purse strings were pleased to point out, yours is only a reconnaissance mission. So to speak. And you have no business going in harm’s way, particularly at such close quarters. But if fate proves to take the unprecedented step of deciding to ignore all our reasonable expectations and plans”—Simpson’s bitter, ironic grin made Eddie’s stomach sink—“well, I just cut an order to Hockenjoss and Klott for a special antiboarding weapon. Two per ship, to take the place of the two missing mitrailleuses.”