“I hated every second of it,” I said through tight lips.
“Yeah, keep telling yourself that, my kitty cat.”
*****
The next morning Jill woke me up bright and early by throwing a sports bra on my face. “Rise and burn, sunshine. Rise and burn.”
I rolled over in bed and shielded my eyes. “Go away.”
That made Jill jump onto my bed and bounce up and down.
“How is it you can rehearse til midnight and have the energy to go for a run at seven in the morning?”
“I’m a vampire. I don’t need sleep. I survive off the nectar of my Broadway ambitions. And let’s not forget I was actually up til past midnight listening to you tell me all about Mr. Hottie McCufflinks.”
I swatted Jill with a pillow, then sat up in bed.
Jill clapped. “I won. Let’s go run.”
She was already in her leggings, sports bra and a tight tee-shirt, with her long blond hair looped in a hair tie.
“Fine,” I said, then brushed my teeth, yanked my hair into a ponytail and pulled on workout clothes. We ran when we hit the sidewalk of Twenty-Second Street heading for the West Side Bike Path. The sun was rising, and it promised a warm September day, free of rain.
“So what’s your plan? How are you going to resist him during your mentorship?” Jill started, arms tucked properly by her body, feet hitting the ground in perfect runner’s stride. Back in high school, when Jill wasn’t nabbing starring roles in musical theater productions, she was a runner for her cross-country team. Oh, have I mentioned she’s also finished five marathons? I must have been crazy to run with her because when it comes to sports I specialized in walking, just walking, and only walking. That’s why I only ran with her once a week and even then I spent most of the thirty minutes consumed by one singular, solitary, painful thought: Please let this be over as soon as humanly possible.
“I’m asking for a transfer. But even if I can’t get one, I don’t like Bryan, so it’ll be fine.”
“Ha.”
“Besides, he doesn’t like me either,” I said in between breaths.
“I find that hard to believe.”
“Jill, he didn’t like me five years ago. Why would he like me now?”
She gave me a sideways glance. “He did like you then. He just freaked out. Got scared or something. That’s what I’ve always believed and you know it. As for why he likes you now – duh. You’re you and you’re hot.” Jill slowed down her running. Delighted, I followed her lead into a more comfortable jog. “Besides. He. Kissed. You.”
I scoffed. “He kissed my forehead.”
“For. Ten. Seconds.”
“Anyway, it was nothing. I hit my head, and he was just being nice. Nothing more will happen. Because there is nothing going on.”
Jill cackled.
“What?”
“Kat. Seriously. You always fall for the hot ones.”
“Who doesn’t fall for the hot ones?”
“True.” We jogged past a pair of twentysomething guys running shirt-free. “Nice abs,” Jill called out, and the guys gave her a thumbs up. Jill was such an actress — she never had a problem speaking her mind or standing out in a crowd.
“Besides, how do you know he’s hot?”
“I looked up his picture. I looked him up too because I know you’re all Miss Resistance when it comes to Internet stalking, but I’m not. You know he’s single, right?”
“He’s twenty-eight. I’m not surprised he’s not married yet.”
“No, I mean he’s really single. Broke up with some publicist type he was dating on and off for a few years.”
“It if was on and off, it’ll probably be on again. Plus, allow me to remind you that – “ I slowed down and made a megaphone with my hands “– He. Doesn’t. Like. Me. Hello? Don’t you remember why I started My Favorite Mistakes?”
“Of course. But people change. And he’s clearly realized the error of his ways.”
“Look, I can’t mess up this mentorship. I know this makes me a freak, but I actually like my parents and want to help them. So I’m all-work-and-no-play-Kat for the fall.”
“I’ll believe that when I see it,” she said playfully. “And don’t worry. I like your parents too.”
“Good. That’s why I can’t even go there,” I said, in between heavy breaths from running.
“No. That’s why you have to be smart about it. Strategic. So whatever happens will have to be a secret. Between you, him, and me. And when you kiss him again, just make sure no one sees you,” Jill said, then gave me a big wink.