Catching Dragos(7)
“I pray you’re right, but know this, Fabian will hunt you.” There was a note of genuine
worry in Grams’s voice.
I gave her a mental hug. “And he’ll never find me. Everything will be okay.”
“Only a fool underestimates a Dragos. Go to the circus. Now!”
“Yes, ma’am.” Right after I finished searching the penthouse for Ethel Rossi’s
medallion.
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Chapter Seven
The air shimmered around Fabian’s hair dryer. Hmmm. Why would it need
magical protection? Now if I could just remember the stupid incantation to get rid of
the spell.
The base of my skull tingled. A second later, Grams advised, “Autem de gradali.”
“Thanks, Grams.” I should have known she’d hang around.
“Those stupid incantations might save your life one day,” Grams snipped.
“Yes, ma’am.” I hated it when Grams invaded my privacy. I know she did it
because she loved me and wanted to keep me safe, but I wasn’t eight years old
anymore. I placed my hand on the dryer. “Autem de gradali.”
With a loud pop, the spell vanished, revealing an elder wood hex box covered with
protective runes. I opened it and gasped. Tentacles of dark magic crawled over a
tarnished gold medallion with a scarily real-looking demon’s head. I quickly shut the
box. That explained Fabian’s interest in Ethel. The medallion could be used to open a
gateway to hell.
The doorbell rang. Please, God, don’t let it be more love-struck old ladies. I
checked the security monitor. Great; it was Heather De Luca. She was wearing a
micromini evening dress that exposed her varicose veins and cellulite-dimpled thighs.
Oh, gross. She wasn’t wearing any underwear.
I stiffened. Her eyes had an eerie red glow to them.
Grams stated the obvious. “She is possessed.”
“And when did that happen?”
“Does it matter? She is here for the medallion.”
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“And to fuck Fabian.” An insatiable need to kill the monster grew within me. “The
only thing she’s getting is a one-way ride to hell.”
“Excellent! You have accepted your destiny,” Grams stated happily.
Not exactly. This was a one-time deal.
The demon rang the doorbell again. “Fabian, my love, it’s me, Heather.”
I ran into the kitchen and grabbed my special box of salt. “Anything else I need,
Grams?”
“Your sword.”
“I have it right here.” I patted my pocket.
Grams groaned. “Fabian is a master swordsman. You actually thought you could defeat
him?”
“Yep.”
“Antonio is the only one with the skills to beat Fabian.”
“No. He isn’t.” I poured a circle of salt around Fabian’s unconscious form. A
demon couldn’t cross blessed salt.
The doors rattled violently. The demon rumbled, “Open the doors, or I will huff
and puff and blow them down.”
I shouted back, “The three little piggies aren’t home. Come back later.”
“Do not taunt the demon,” Grams instructed curtly.
Stepping into the circle of salt, I tucked the hex box under my arm and chanted a
protection spell. “Gallice scripta habetur. Nec facile et utilora.”
Boom! The doors flew open. Heather had morphed into a monstrosity with six-
inch fangs and claws. Her evening dress was hiked up around her waist.
Vomit rose in my throat. Red wormy things crawled over her pussy. Was it a form
of demonic trichinosis? “You really need to see a doctor about that.”
Heather pointed a talon at me. “Give me the hunter, and I will let you live.”
Grams gasped. “She’s wearing the Eye of Brahma.”
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My gaze flew to the black diamond ring adorning her finger. It pulsed with
malignant life. My God, it was the soul taker. It harvested human souls to be used in
black magic rituals.
“Give me the Eye, and I’ll let you live.” I pulled my itty-bitty sword.
A hideous hissing laugh sounded from the creature. “You expect to slay me with
that?”
“It is a magical sword,” I replied.
Heather cackled. “I cannot be killed. I will live for an eternity.”
“Okay, how about I just send you to hell instead? Dicitur pretiosa materia.” Poof!
My sword was normal size.
In a lightning-fast move, I whacked off her ring finger and yanked out the
medallion. “Transferam succinte potuero.”
A swirling black vortex opened under Heather’s feet. She sank her claws into the
wall in a desperate attempt to keep from being sucked into hell.
I pointed my sword at Heather. “Tacitos abeu intereo.” A blinding white light struck
the demon, yanking her claws out of the wall.
Heather’s shrieks joined the wails of the damned as she tumbled down the vortex.
Ugh. The stench of sulfur was overwhelming. “Ah. How do I close it?”
“Transferam succinte obturo.”
I repeated, “Transferam succinte obturo.”
The gateway to hell closed.
“Ding dong, the evil hag is gone.” I did a happy dance.
“Your lack of knowledge about basic spell casting will get you killed,” Grams lectured.
“When I took this job, I wasn’t expecting to be dealing with demons.”
“You’re a slayer.”
“I’m the Judge,” I corrected.
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“It is your destiny, Mariah.”
Well, destiny could suck wind. “I made Dad a promise that I would stay out of the
slaying business. I like what I’m doing, and I’m good at it.”
“The family needs you.” There was a hint of tears in Grams’s voice.
My grandmother, the master manipulator. “Nice try, Grams.”
“Admit it. You enjoyed sending Heather to hell.”
“Okay, you got me. I did, but it was a one-time deal.”
“There will be more demons. At least let me train you. I don’t want to bury you too,”
Grams pleaded.
I threw up my hands in defeat. I didn’t want to die. My mother’s death still
haunted my dad. I couldn’t subject him to that kind of pain again. If I had been on my
own, there was a good chance Heather would have won. “I’ll start slayer training
tomorrow. But I’m keeping my day job.”
“As you wish.” The tears were back.
Smothering a groan, I looked around for the Eye of Brahma. “Rats. Where’s the
ring?”
“Fabian has it,” Grams answered.
“What?” I spun around. Sure enough, Fabian had it clutched in his left hand. I put
my sword to his throat. “Playing possum, huh? Give me the finger.”
A feral gleam in his eyes, Fabian flipped me the bird.
“Har. Har.” I poked his groin with the tip of my sword. “Drop it. Now. Or your
playboy days are over.”
Fabian tossed the rapidly decaying finger at my feet. “Who are you?”
“I’m the girl who kicked your ass.”
Grams sighed in exasperation. “Why do you deliberately provoke him?”
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“’Cause it’s fun.” I wrapped the finger in a tissue and carefully placed it in the hex
box. I grinned at Fabian’s furious expression. “Don’t worry, honey, I’ll properly dispose
of the cursed items.”
A red wormy thing wiggled along the salt line. I stomped on it. “Oh, and you
might want to get yourself tested for STDs. Heather was infested with demonic
worms.”
“I don’t fuck demons.” Fabian snarled, struggling to rise.
“When things start rotting off, don’t say I didn’t warn ya.”
“I will find you and when I do—”
“Yeah. Yeah. I know. A bullet between the eyes.”
Fabian smiled.
The hair on the back of my neck stood on end. That was the scariest smile I’d ever
seen.
“No. I’m going to lick your pussy until you’re screaming my name and begging
me for more.” Fabian’s voice was low and purposefully seductive as he slowly
unzipped his jeans.
And just like that, my panties were soaked. It had to be some kind of animalistic
attraction. “You’re not my type.”
Fabian purred, “I’m exactly your type, and one night in my bed will prove it.”
Incredulous, I cocked an eyebrow. “Wow. Is that supposed to be romantic? ‘Cause
it ain’t doing it for me.”
There was a hint of frustration in Fabian’s eyes as he eased his jeans down an inch.
“You were watching me. Thinking of how I would taste, how I would feel deep inside
you. Admit it. You want me.”
There was something about him that called to me, but a girl had to have some
pride. “Right, that’s why I gargled with my special mouthwash. To attract you. God,
you’re kinda pathetic.”
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Fabian wiggled his hips, and his anything-but-pathetic erection sprang out. “I’m
going to slide my cock into your tight channel and fuck you all night long.”
My clit throbbed. Dear God, I was in so much trouble. I took a deep breath and
fought down my growing arousal. Okay, he had an awesome dick, but I was a
professional. I could handle this.
“I’m sure demons and old ladies want some of that, but I don’t.” With that parting
shot, I headed for the door. The hunter wasn’t in any shape to stop me.