“Did anyone see him?” Dunbar demanded with sneering fervor.
“You saw him, didn’t you?” Yossarian said to Nurse Duckett. “Tell Dunbar there’s someone inside.”
“Lieutenant Schmulker is inside,” Nurse Duckett said. “He’s burned all over.”
“Did she see him?”
“You saw him, didn’t you?”
“The doctor who bandaged him saw him.”
“Go get him, will you? Which doctor was it?”
Nurse Duckett reacted to the question with a startled gasp. “The doctor isn’t even here!” she exclaimed. “The patient was brought to us that way from a field hospital.”
“You see?” cried Nurse Cramer. “There’s no one inside!”
“There’s no one inside!” yelled Hungry Joe, and began stamping on the floor.
Dunbar broke through and leaped up furiously on the soldier in white’s bed to see for himself, pressing his gleaming eye down hungrily against the tattered black hole in the shell of white bandages. He was still bent over staring with one eye into the lightless, unstirring void of the soldier in white’s mouth when the doctors and the M.P.s came running to help Yossarian pull him away. The doctors wore guns at the waist. The guards carried carbines and rifles with which they shoved and jolted the crowd of muttering patients back. A stretcher on wheels was there, and the soldier in white was lifted out of bed skillfully and rolled out of sight in a matter of seconds. The doctors and M.P.s moved through the ward assuring everyone that everything was all right.
Nurse Duckett plucked Yossarian’s arm and whispered to him furtively to meet her in the broom closet outside in the corridor. Yossarian rejoiced when he heard her. He thought Nurse Duckett finally wanted to get laid and pulled her skirt up the second they were alone in the broom closet, but she pushed him away. She had urgent news about Dunbar.
“They’re going to disappear him,” she said.
Yossarian squinted at her uncomprehendingly. “They’re what?” he asked in surprise, and laughed uneasily. “What does that mean?”
“I don’t know. I heard them talking behind a door.”
“Who?”
“I don’t know. I couldn’t see them. I just heard them say they were going to disappear Dunbar.”
“Why are they going to disappear him?”
“I don’t know.”
“It doesn’t make sense. It isn’t even good grammar. What the hell does it mean when they disappear somebody?”
“I don’t know.”
“Jesus, you’re a great help!”
“Why are you picking on me?” Nurse Duckett protested with hurt feelings, and began sniffing back tears. “I’m only trying to help. It isn’t my fault they’re going to disappear him, is it? I shouldn’t even be telling you.”
Yossarian took her in his arms and hugged her with gentle, contrite affection. “I’m sorry,” he apologized, kissing her cheek respectfully, and hurried away to warn Dunbar, who was nowhere to be found.
• • 35 • •
Milo the Militant
For the first time in his life, Yossarian prayed. He got down on his knees and prayed to Nately not to volunteer to fly more than seventy missions after Chief White Halfoat did die of pneumonia in the hospital and Nately had applied for his job. But Nately just wouldn’t listen.
“I’ve got to fly more missions,” Nately insisted lamely with a crooked smile. “Otherwise they’ll send me home.”
“So?”
“I don’t want to go home until I can take her back with me.”
“She means that much to you?”
Nately nodded dejectedly. “I might never see her again.”
“Then get yourself grounded,” Yossarian urged. “You’ve finished your missions and you don’t need the flight pay. Why don’t you ask for Chief White Halfoat’s job, if you can stand working for Captain Black?”
Nately shook his head, his cheeks darkening with shy and regretful mortification. “They won’t give it to me. I spoke to Colonel Korn, and he told me I’d have to fly more missions or be sent home.”
Yossarian cursed savagely. “That’s just plain meanness.”
“I don’t mind, I guess. I’ve flown seventy missions without getting hurt. I guess I can fly a few more.”
“Don’t do anything at all about it until I talk to someone,” Yossarian decided, and went looking for help from Milo, who went immediately afterward to Colonel Cathcart for help in having himself assigned to more combat missions.
Milo had been earning many distinctions for himself. He had flown fearlessly into danger and criticism by selling petroleum and ball bearings to Germany at good prices in order to make a good profit and help maintain a balance of power between the contending forces. His nerve under fire was graceful and infinite. With a devotion to purpose above and beyond the line of duty, he had then raised the price of food in his mess halls so high that all officers and enlisted men had to turn over all their pay to him in order to eat. Their alternative—there was an alternative, of course, since Milo detested coercion and was a vocal champion of freedom of choice—was to starve. When he encountered a wave of enemy resistance to this attack, he stuck to his position without regard for his safety or reputation and gallantly invoked the law of supply and demand. And when someone somewhere said no, Milo gave ground grudgingly, valiantly defending, even in retreat, the historic right of free men to pay as much as they had to for the things they needed in order to survive.