And me?
Well, I think I'm going to take it easy awhile.
I've got a whole collection of gemstones to start over, and a wife who actually wants me at night.
I've got a family in Joseph and Dean.
I've got my boys heading over for football practice this weekend – I've even set them up a pitch in the garden.
And I've got my vicious, unlovable, untrainable dog, who's not nearly so vicious these days.
That's more than enough strings to keep me occupied.
And when it's not, I choke my wife's throat until she taps out, and she does tap out these days.
When the nights draw in, and Joe's tucked up quiet in bed, I fuck Dean's tight little ass until he bleeds for me.
And sometimes, occasionally, when I'm feeling particularly like my old cunt of a self, I'll pretend I want to watch them fuck each other, just to check I can still make them squirm.
They didn't call me the puppet master for nothing.
THE END