Breathe With Me(67)
“Dude!” Jax exclaims and cups his hand protectively over his own junk.
“It’s just… fantastic,” Jules says with a dreamy sigh.
“I hate you,” Brynna says with a glare.
“Are you saying Caleb is slacking in the sex department?” I ask.
“Hell no. The man can make me come just by looking at me. And he does this sixty-nine thing that I swear to Jesus is illegal in all fifty states.” She covers her heart with her hand and bites her lip as the waitress magically reappears with more drinks.
God bless her.
“Did having babies change stuff?” I ask. “Like, how it feels?”
“For a little while, but it’s still good, and then your body figures it all out again and you get back to normal,” Natalie says.
“I don’t want to hear about this part.” Jax cringes. “Sorry, girls, but your bits and pieces don’t interest me.”
“Oh!” A very drunk Meg jumps up and down in her seat. “I have a question for you.” She points her hand at Jax and then throws him a naughty grin.
“Yes! We can ask boy sex questions,” Stacy agrees.
Jax clears his throat and then sits back in his chair and offers all the girls a fake serious look. “Yes, I am at your service, ladies. The doctor is in.”
“Me first,” Meg says. “What does an orgasm feel like?”
Jax blinks rapidly and we all snicker at him.
“What does it feel like for a girl?” he asks.
“Tingly, melty, explosive, tingly goodness,” Nat says with a sigh. “Fuck, my husband’s good at the orgasms.”
We all nod in agreement. It must be genetic because Mark’s fucking brilliant at them as well.
I believe I’ve had about thirty-seven of them since we’ve been in Vegas. It’s like it’s his life’s mission to keep me permanently aroused.
It’s awesome.
“Wait,” Sam says and holds up a hand just as Jax begins to answer the question. “Let’s get more specific than that. Where does the orgasm start?”
“Start?” Now Jax just looks confused. “Sugar, who gives a fuck where it starts? The end result is the most important part.”
“God, I love the way he says sugar.” Stacy smiles dreamily at Jax. “I’m so glad you’re gay. I can flirt with you without my husband killing you.”
“That’s convenient,” Jax sputters and then just covers his face with his hands and dissolves into laughter. “I love you ladies.”
“What’s not to love?” Nic says with a wink. “So, talk more about the boy orgasm.”
“Boys don’t have orgasms, sugar.” Jax winks back at her and we all laugh some more, pounding the table with our palms and high fiving Jax.
“Well, obviously your balls tighten up,” Sam says while tapping her lips with her finger in thought. “Is that when it starts?”
“I’ve never really thought about it.” He scratches his dark head and looks toward the ceiling, also thinking about it. “No, that’s just before you come, but it really starts in the spine. At least, for me. I’m sure it’s different for everyone.”
“In your spine?” Meg exclaims with wide eyes. “What the fuck happens to your spine?”
“It tingles.”
“So, it’s tingly for you too,” Nat says, pleased that she was right.
“Yeah, I guess so.”
“And then your balls tighten?” Brynna asks and sips her drink. We’re all leaning in now, watching Jax with wide eyes, as if he’s telling us the secrets of NASA and Area 51 all at the same time.
“Yes. I think so.”
“Does that feel weird?” Jules asks. “I mean, the skin gets all tight and stuff too. I would think it would hurt.”
“It doesn’t hurt.” Now Jax is blushing and laughing, his arms are crossed over his chest. “I don’t know if I’m supposed to be telling you guys this stuff. It’s man stuff.”
“But you’re our gay guy!” Brynna slams her hand on the table for emphasis. “You’re the only one we can ask!”
“Ask your men,” he says rationally then slams back another shot.
“If I ask Luke about orgasms, he just jumps right into giving them to me and then I forget what I was asking in the first place,” Nat says with a frown. “He makes me lose my words.”
“I lose my words all the time!” Meg exclaims. “It’s the ’nesia.”
“Orgasm ’nesia!” I high-five Jax and then giggle. “Mark is good at making me lose my words. He makes me lose everything.”