"You aren't quitting on us, are you, Ms. Blake?" He was blinking so fast I thought he'd pass out. Me quitting bothered him. A lot.
"No, I'm not quitting. But you're already paying an enormous fee. You don't need to pay more."
"Mr. Stirling is just very anxious that he has not offended you."
I let that one go. Too easy. "Tell Mr. Stirling I'd have thought better of his apology if it had been delivered in person."
"Mr. Stirling is a very busy man. He would have come himself, but he had pressing business."
I wondered how often Bayard had to apologize for the big man. I wondered how often the apology was for telling a fellow flunkie to shoot someone. "Fine, you've delivered the message. Tell Mr. Stirling that it isn't the gunfight that's going to make me bail. I read the cemetery tonight. Some of the corpses are closer to three hundred than two hundred. Three hundred years, Lionel; that's an old zombie."
"Can you raise them?" He had stepped closer, hands fidgeting with his lapels. He was close to invading my space. I'd have rather had Jean-Claude next to me.
"Maybe. The question isn't can I, but will I, Lionel."
"What do you mean?"
"You lied to me, Lionel. You underestimated the age of the dead by nearly a century."
"Not deliberately, Ms. Blake, I assure you. I merely repeated what our research department told me. I did not deliberately mislead you."
"Sure."
He reached out almost like he wanted to touch me. I moved back, just enough. He seemed terribly intense. He let his hand drop. "Please, Ms. Blake, I did not lie on purpose."
"The problem, Lionel, is that I'm not sure I can raise zombies this old without a human sacrifice. Even I have my limits."
"So nice to know," Jean-Claude said softly.
I frowned at him. He smiled.
"You will try, won't you, Ms. Blake?"
"Maybe. I haven't decided yet."
He shook his head. "We will do anything to make this oversight up to you, Ms. Blake. It is entirely my fault that I did not double-check the research department's findings. Is there anything that I can do personally to make it up to you?"
"Just leave. I'll call your office tomorrow to discuss details. I may need some extra... paraphernalia to attempt the raising."
"Anything, anything at all, Ms. Blake."
"Fine; I'll call." I opened the door and stood by it. I thought it was enough of a hint. It was. Bayard went to the door and almost backed out, apologizing as he went.
I closed the door and stood there for a minute.
"That little man is up to something," Jean-Claude said.
I turned and looked at him. He was still curled in the chair, looking scrumptious.
"I didn't need vampiric powers to tell me that."
"Neither," he said, "did I." He rose from the chair easily. If I'd curled up in a chair like that, I'd have been stiff.
"I've got to tell Larry that he can stop packing. I don't understand why we're still hired, but we are."
"Can anyone else raise the graveyard?"
"Not without a human sacrifice, maybe not even then," I said.
"They need you, ma petite. From the little man's anxiety, they must need the dead raised very badly."
"Millions of dollars are at stake."
"I do not think money is all that is at stake," he said.
I shook my head. "Me either."
He came to join me by the door. "What extra paraphernalia will you need to raise a three-hundred-year-old corpse, ma petite?"
I shrugged. "A bigger death. I'd originally thought to use a couple of goats." I opened the door.
"What are you thinking about using now?"
"An elephant, maybe," I said.
We were out in the hall and he was staring at me.
"I'm kidding. Honest. Besides, elephants are an endangered species. I was thinking maybe a cow."
Jean-Claude stared down at me for a long space of moments, his face very serious. "Remember, ma petite, I can tell if you are lying."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"You meant the elephant comment."
I frowned up at him. What could I say? "Okay, but just for a minute. I wouldn't really do in an elephant. I'm telling the truth."
"Yes, ma petite, I know."
I hadn't really meant the crack about the elephant. Not really. It was just the biggest animal I could think of on short notice. And if I was going to attempt to raise several three-hundred-year-old corpses, I was going to need something big. I didn't think a cow would do. Hell, I didn't think a herd of cows would do it. I just hadn't thought of a good alternative yet.
But no elephants, I promise. Besides, can you imagine trying to slit the throat of an elephant? The logistics of just getting one to hold still while you killed it were mind boggling. There's a reason why most sacrifices are our size or smaller. Makes it easier to hold them down.