Banking the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #2)(31)
I nodded. "Two baths, actually."
He smirked and ran a finger along the swells of my breasts. "Did you fire your assistant?"
I nodded and breathed a little faster.
"Are you ready to have some fun with me in Vegas?"
I shrugged as my fingers found the nape of his neck and played with the edges of his hair. "Depends on what you have in mind."
My eyes followed his as he glanced down at his T-shirt.
It's Britney, bitch.
He winked. "Rule number forty-seven."
Fuck, I haven't had time to enter all of these into my phone. I struggled to remember for two seconds before it clicked.
"You're taking me to see Britney?" I shouted and hopped off his lap. "Don't fuck with me, Thatcher. Don't you dare fuck with me right now." I pointed an accusing finger in his direction.
He laughed and slid his hand into his back pocket to pull out two tickets. He held them up for my excited eyes.
I snatched them out of his hand and made sure they were real. "Holy shit! These are like front-row seats!" I exclaimed as I danced around the suite. "How in the hell did you manage these?"
"I've got friends in high places," he said with a boyish grin. "Good surprise?"
"Fantastic surprise!" I threw myself at him, forcing us to fall back onto the bed in a tumble. "You're so getting laid tonight!"
His playful eyes met mine as his hands slid into my hair and pulled my mouth in for a soft kiss. The kiss turned heated, and it was Thatch who pulled away with a groan.
"I hate what I'm about to say, but we'll have to take a rain check on the sex," he said as he lifted me to a standing position. "You've got thirty minutes to get dressed." He turned my body toward the bathroom and spanked my ass into motion. "So get that sexy ass moving, Crazy. We can't miss Britney."
Planet Hollywood was unreal. So many shops filled the glitter-floor-lined hallways that led to the actual theater within the hotel. After buying me a matching It's Britney, bitch T-shirt, Thatch carried me into the venue on his giant shoulders, shouting random things like, "I hope she plays Hit Me Baby One More Time," until we reached our seats.
Women stared. I laughed. And the giant ogre never faltered in his ability to not give a single fuck what anyone thought of us.
We were a pair. A loud, outrageous-as-fuck pair.
It was awesome.
Fans screamed around me, and I joined in relentlessly. I was in my element with all the other diehards, watching Britney Spears shake her little ass and hypnotize the audience on stage with her sexy dance moves and catchy lyrics. As she finished up a hot rendition of "I Wanna Go," I glanced up at Thatch, who appeared to be enjoying himself as much as I was.
He looked outrageous, sticking out like a sore thumb. His large frame-still clad in a Britney tee-towered over everyone in the audience. He was one of the few male attendants for the night, but in true Thatch fashion, he didn't care. He sang when he knew the lyrics, and he danced like a lunatic during each song, often grabbing my hips and grinding against me playfully.
God, he made things fun. So much fun.
The neon lights glittered and gleamed across the stage as Britney seductively sang the opening lyrics to "I'm a Slave 4 U." She moved down the stage, rotating her hips in hypnotic motions, and I watched on in amazement.
Thatch wrapped his arms around my shoulders and tugged me back against his chest. And as Brit sang, he sang directly into my ear, swaying us back and forth to the addictive beat.
"I'm having fun with you," he whispered in my ear between lyrics.
I leaned my head against his chest and looked up at him. His eyes met mine, smirking down at me as he continued to serenade me with the help of Britney herself.
I smiled. "I'm having fun with you too."
"Good." My heart jumped as he leaned down and pressed his mouth to mine for a sweet kiss. "It doesn't sit well with me when you're sad."
I turned in his arms and stood on tiptoes to kiss the corner of his mouth. "Thanks for cheering me up, Thatcher." It felt completely natural to admit how much he meant to me. "You're starting to become one of my favorite people."
He smirked. "Likewise, honey."
"Vegas! Let me hear you!" Britney's voice filled the venue, and I turned back toward the stage and hooted and hollered with the rest of the crowd. "I need a volunteer. Who's willing to help me get a little freaky?" She smiled at the audience and started to search through the numerous hands waving frantically.
Thatch watched on with amusement until I abruptly grabbed his hand and threw it roughly into the air. "This guy!" I called toward the pop goddess at an ear-splitting decibel. "He loves to get freaky!"
He chuckled in response, but then his eyes went wide as Britney pointed directly at him and started to walk across the stage until she was standing in front of us.
"Oh, fuck," he muttered.
"Don't be shy." She giggled into the mic. "Come up here, big guy. I need your help," Britney instructed him.
Thatch started to shake his head, but it was too late; two security guys were already beside him. "You owe me, Crazy," he growled into my ear before he let them lead him stage right and up the steps.
And there he was, standing tall and proud in his It's Britney, bitch T-shirt, in front of an entire audience of Britney Army. Women catcalled and screamed for him to look in their direction. I couldn't blame them. Hell, I even joined in, wolf-whistling and shouting, "Take off your pants!" as loud as my voice could manage.
"Whoa, you're big," Britney said once he was standing beside her and her entourage of talented dancers. "What's your name?"
"Thatch, and I hear that a lot," he responded without missing a beat.
She laughed. "Well, Thatch, who are you here with tonight, baby?"
"That crazy woman right there." He pointed directly at me and smirked like the devil as he added, "My girlfriend, Cassie."
Girlfriend? If I hadn't been so fucking mesmerized that Britney Spears was within touching distance, I probably would have had the foresight to flip him off.
Sure, that's exactly why your not contesting that sentiment. Keep telling yourself that.
But seriously, was that him trying to one-up me?
Or was it him trying to tell me something?
I didn't know what I was to him. Fuck, I didn't even know what he was to me. But I was certain of two things: the lines of our relationship were starting to become more blurred and confusing by the second, and I didn't want anything to change. I wanted him all up in my space.
I wanted his jokes and surprises and uncanny ability to raise the stakes.
Britney's gaze met mine and she grinned. "Damn, girl, you're gorgeous too! What's with all of the beautiful people in Vegas tonight?"
The crowd shouted their approval.
"So, Thatch," she said as her dancers moved around him and started sliding something over his neck. "Would Cassie say you're a naughty boy?"
Where most guys would have been dying from embarrassment, standing up on stage while wearing a shirt with Britney's face, Thatch did the complete opposite. He just chuckled and answered, "She sure as hell wouldn't say I'm nice."
I bit my lip as the crowd lost their fucking minds, shouting proposals and innuendos so loud I had to cover my ears to dull the roar.
Britney laughed as Thatch met my eyes and shrugged at the attention.
"Let's get freaky, Vegas!" Britney shouted as the beat of "Freakshow" pounded from the speakers.
My gaze followed the dancers as they crowded around the sexy ogre in the center of the stage. They rocked it out, dancing in sync with one another with gyrations and short flicks of their arms and hair to the sexy beat.
I slid my phone out of my back pocket and started to record every second of this perfect, blackmail-worthy moment.
A giant grin consumed my face as Thatcher Kelly became a prop at a Britney Spears concert. I wolf-whistled as the dancers led him by a harness-leash across the stage and he followed on his motherfucking hands and knees, crawling across the stage until his leash was handed off to the pop diva herself. Britney led him down the center platform, and he followed without an ounce of shame or embarrassment on his face.
He was urged to his feet by the dancers and moved toward the center of their freestyle circle.
And that's when Thatch got freaky as fuck. My cheeks threatened to cover my eyes as I watched him grind and move with seriously impressive moves.
Goddamn. Channing who?
For a guy his size, he could get down, and I decided I'd need to test his reaction to "Pony" at some point in the future. His body moved in sync with the seductive beat, and every woman in attendance was screaming her excitement. He even obliged the woman stage left who screamed for him to "Take it off, hot stuff!"