Banking the Billionaire (Billionaire Bad Boys, #2)(17)

"I'm not pregnant, fuckers. There was a condom. Plan B is me taking this prank to a new level."

"Uh … is anyone going to get hurt in this scenario?"

"Nope. But I'm about to take that trickster's ego down several notches."

Kline chuckled. "Man, I really wish I was privy to seeing this shit go down."

"Let's just hope I don't have to resort to Plan C."

"Wait … what happens in Plan C?" Georgia questioned.

"You and Kline will have to help me hide the body, obviously. That's generally what Plan C involves."

"What!" she shrieked.

I laughed. "Calm your tits, G. I'm kidding … sort of."

"Cassie!"

"He'll be fine … as long as he cooperates," I lied. "Enjoy your night!  Bye!" I ended the call with sounds of Kline chuckling and Georgia  shouting for me not to hang up the phone.

Sometimes I was almost disappointed in how easy she was to tease.



Georgia: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. I know you're joking, but on the off chance  your crazy ass isn't joking, I'M NOT HELPING WITH PLAN C. He's too  fucking big. I couldn't even lift a leg.



Me: I'm glad we never had to resort to robbing banks for money. You'd be a terrible accomplice.



Georgia: Yes, remember that. Me = terrible accomplice.



Me: Tell me something I don't already know. If you were a hooker, you'd  probably track your payments on an Excel spreadsheet and claim them on  your taxes. (Add terrible hooker to the list.)



Georgia: Whatever. I'd be the most organized hooker. I'd get one of those credit card swipe-y things.



Me: When is the right time to complete the transaction in that scenario?



Georgia: I think they'd swipe before, and sign their PayPal receipt after.



Me: Prostitute Georgia is classy AF.



Georgia: I know, right?



Me: Strippers should use those swipe-y things. If I had a dollar for  every time I've run out of money at a strip club, I'd never run out of  money at a strip club.



Georgia: Those are some deep thoughts, Cass. I'm a little disturbed you frequent strip clubs that often.



Me: I generally go for the steak and stay for the lap dances.



Georgia: Strip clubs serve steak?



Me: Only the good ones.



Georgia: Please don't kill Thatch until after Kline's birthday. He's helping me plan the secret shindig.



Me: When is Big Dick's bday?



Georgia: June 28th.



Me: Okay. You have my word. Thatcher will live to see June 28th.



Georgia: You're the best.



Me: I'm ending this convo now, asshole. I've got some serious packing to do.



Georgia:



I laughed and tossed my phone onto my bed. It landed with a soft bounce  beside a few stacks of clothes I had already managed to get out of my  closet while chatting with Georgia. I had a plan to execute, and it  needed to be in place by the time Thatch got home from work.

My original plan was to use the key Georgia had kindly given me and be  sitting on his couch when he got home from work, but now the stakes had  been raised.         

     



 

And since I was pretty much in love with screwing with him, the Jolly  Green Giant was about to be on the receiving end of the best prank I had  ever come up with.

Oh yeah, let the games begin.





Worn out from one of the weirdest days of my life, I shoved the key in  the lock of my door and turned it, and then pushed the door open  cautiously so I could poke my head in without having to fully commit to  entering.

Everyone kept assuring me Cass was only crazy in the sense of wild-not  in the put-her-in-a-muzzle-and-straitjacket kind of way. And for the  most part, I believed them. But I'd experienced a few things in the last  twenty-four hours at her hands that I didn't think anyone else in my  circle of trust ever had, so a little skepticism was understandable.

All was quiet, and I could finally hear myself think as I stepped  inside. I wasn't exactly hating everything she'd thrown my way. In fact,  I mostly felt the opposite-giddy and elated and anxious inside every  time she said something that should have made me cringe. But that kind  of reaction made me question my own sanity, and well, that's a dangerous  little loop of psychosis.

Moving into the space, I tossed my suit jacket on the back of my couch  and my keys on the entry table and made my way into the kitchen. I  yanked open the fridge and surveyed the contents. Not because I was  actually hungry, but because I was antsy, anxious for something to fill  the time and mute the downright excessive amount of thinking going on in  my head.

In general, I was a pretty simple guy. Eat, sleep, laugh, fuck, repeat.  If I was having a good time, I was at ease. I didn't analyze or  question, I just did.

Shaking my head, I closed the refrigerator with a slam and tugged at my  too-tight tie. I needed to change into comfier clothes and just relax.

I moved toward my bedroom at a prowl, frustrated at myself for being  disappointed that Cassie wasn't here. Saddened that my evening would be  like normal-relaxing and completely of my own making. Upset that I  didn't have to be on my toes every second of the night, watch what I  said, or constantly dodge flying objects and tiny but aggressive fists.

I must have been losing my mind.

The end of my tie came loose with a final tug, and it landed somewhere  in the middle of my bed as I discarded it with a mindless throw. Two  buttons undone at the top of my dress shirt, I reached behind and over  my head with one hand, tugging at the fabric between my shoulder blades  until it gave way and slid over my head.

Still blinded by fabric, I turned the corner into my closet and ran so hard into an unexpected wall it nearly knocked me over.

"Ow! What the fuck?" I snapped, pulling the shirt free from my head. My gaze met cardboard.

Several moving boxes cluttered the walk-in space, the set I'd just run into stacked four high.

I pinched my eyebrows together as I peeked around it. More boxes but nothing else.

I moved deeper into the space and then turned around slowly, suspiciously, as objects clinked softly together in my bathroom.

I reached into the open box in front of me, grabbing hold of the first  object my hand came in contact with and holding it loosely at my side in  case I needed a weapon.



Yes, the chances of my needing a weapon are slim, but I'm pretty sure  most robbers don't ring the doorbell either, ladies. Yeah, I'm looking  at you, crawling out of your living room so the person at the front door  won't see you. I know your game.



Vigilantly, I rounded the doorjamb into the bathroom and-

"Boo!" the intruder shouted right in my face. I swung the object before I  realized it was Cassie, but I pulled up short just before it would have  smacked her in the face.

"Fucking hell," I snapped as my eyes focused on the vibrator in my hand and Cassie dissolved into an all-out fit of laughter.

"Oh. My. God," she wheezed. She dropped to the floor and went fetal, the  power of her laughter too much to maintain while standing. "Holy shit,  this is the best thing that's ever happened to me," she said around big  gulps of air. "I'd say you don't know how to use that thing on me, but  this is seriously the most pleasure I've ever gotten out of it," she  went on as I towered over her.

I shook my head to clear the tingle of excitement in my spine and focused on my irritation. "What are you doing here?"

"Pretty sure I told you I'd see you at home, boss man."

My thoughts collided and fought for supremacy, but in the end, I  couldn't focus on any of them. "Right," I mumbled, turning from her to  the boxes and back again.

"What do you think, Thatcher?" she asked with a smirk and held out her  hand. "Can I put my boner away?" I glanced down at my hand to find her  toy still clutched tightly in my grasp.         

     



 

I smiled then. "And by put it away, you mean … ?"

The smart smirk dropped from her features, and her eyes narrowed.

Ah, and the tables turn.

"I mean put it away in my box."

"Your box?" I questioned further with the raise of an eyebrow.

"Shut up," she snapped at me.

"Later," I teased. "I won't say anything else."

I looked around at the general female apparel and accessories hanging  next to mine in the closet and all the product filling the counter of my  bathroom vanity and tried to keep my brain on task. She didn't like  that I was calm, so I very much intended to stay that way.

"This sure is a lot of girl shit."

She waggled her eyebrows and prompted me excitedly. "Yeah?"

I brushed a piece of hair from her face and murmured, "You must be worn out."

She scrunched her eyebrows again. "Huh?"

"From all the packing and unpacking. How about I go get us some dinner?"

"Dinner?"

"Yeah. You know, the last meal of the day where we shouldn't overeat but obviously do."

"Dinner."

"Yep," I said with a pop of my p.

"I-" she started, but I cut her off.

For seemingly the first time during this interaction, she focused on my  naked chest and torso. I unbuckled my belt and unbuttoned my dress pants  as she watched.