Already Dead(5)

She chewed her lip until it hurt, tugged at her hair with clenched fingers, fought a physical urge to strike out at something, anything she could find, and smash it to pieces. How could such a disaster have happened to her? How long would the torment go on? There had to be an end to it, before she went completely mad.

Finally, she couldn’t stand it any more. She had to break the awful silence.

‘I’m not going to be here much longer, you know,’ she said.

Her statement didn’t seem to have any effect. From the other side of the desk, DC Gavin Murfin merely gazed back at her, chewing slowly. His face was pink and faintly damp, like an over-ripe pomegranate. His thinning hair showed tracks of pale scalp where he’d flattened it against his skull with the waterproof beanie hat he insisted on wearing when he had to go outdoors.

‘Me neither,’ he said.

Fry tried again. ‘I mean, I’m only in E Division until everything is sorted out and back to normal. Then you won’t see me for dust. I’ll be out of here for good.’

‘Me too,’ said Murfin.

‘No one could make me stay a second longer than I need to,’ insisted Fry. ‘Not a second. Do you have any idea of the caseload waiting for me back at St Ann’s? There’s a live murder inquiry in Mansfield, for a start. Two rapes, a series of armed robberies around Derby, and a suspected human trafficking operation under surveillance in Leicester right now. That one could blow up on us at any moment.’

‘I’ve got some jobs to do around the house,’ said Murfin.

Fry stared at him in outrage. ‘You what?’

‘Jean says the roof is leaking on the conservatory, and I’ve got some decking to lay when the weather clears up.’

‘Decking?’

‘You have no idea. My work is never done.’

‘Decking, Gavin?’

Murfin sighed, and eased his backside into a more comfortable position in the office chair he’d been complaining for years wasn’t big enough for him. ‘I know, I just can’t wait. If only I wasn’t stuck here being a monitor.’

‘Mentor,’ said Fry, spelling it out in separate syllables like an elocution teacher with a slow student. ‘You’re a men-tor.’

But Murfin took no notice. She might as well have been talking to the desk. Fry had never been quite sure whether it was all a deliberate act with Murfin, or if he wound her up like this without even trying. Whichever it was, she had to admit it was the one thing he was really good at.

‘I wasn’t even allowed to be a milk monitor at primary school,’ he said. ‘Well, they only let me do it once. They complained there were fewer bottles of milk handed out to the kids than were delivered at the school. How was I supposed to know where they’d gone? The fact that I was collecting milk bottle tops for Blue Peter was a sheer coincidence.’

Fry looked around desperately for a more intelligent response. As usual, the younger DCs, Luke Irvine and Becky Hurst, had their heads down keeping out of trouble, though she thought she could see Irvine’s shoulders shaking behind his computer screen. Even Carol Villiers would have provided a bit of relief. She was at least mature in her attitudes, had gained her experience in the RAF Police, where perhaps they didn’t have the same tolerance for the Gavin Murfins of the world. But Villiers was out of the office on a temporary attachment to C Division, where they were short of staff for a major fraud inquiry. She was expected back in the next day or two. But right now, this was it. Fry shook her head in despair. God help her, and the law-abiding citizens of Derbyshire.

She swung her chair back, and banged her knee on the side of the desk.

‘Oh, give me strength,’ she said under her breath.

Out of the corner of her eye she saw Murfin stop chewing and smile. Perhaps it hadn’t been all that under her breath after all. But she didn’t care.

Biting her lip, Fry examined the paperwork in her in-tray. Brief as it had been so far, her time with the major crime team at the East Midlands Special Operations Unit had spoiled her for this job in Divisional CID. It was endless volume crime – house burglaries, car thefts, run-of-the-mill assaults, and the odd street robbery to add a bit of excitement. The latest reports said that a teenager walking through Edendale town centre late last night had been robbed of his iPod by a trio of youths. What action should she take? Set up checkpoints on all the major roads? Close the airports? Call out armed response? Send in a SWAT team? It was a tricky one.

But this was only a short-term assignment. She’d been promised that. Absolutely promised. Her DCI on the major crime team, Alistair Mackenzie, had seemed genuinely sorry to lose her, even for a few months. But there was no one else to do the job, they said. It was funny how often there was no one else.