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By:Vikram Seth


If it had not been open to misconstruction he would have invited her to stay at his house. When Professor Jaikumar arrived, he did precisely that.

‘This is extremely – infinitely kind,’ said Professor Jaikumar.

Professor Mishra winced, as he almost invariably did when talking to his colleague. Professor Jaikumar had prefixed a ‘y’ to both adverbs. The Mask of Yenarchy! thought Professor Mishra.

‘Not at all, not at all,’ he assured his guest blandly. ‘You are the repository of the future stability of our department, and the least we can do is to make you welcome.’

‘Yes, welcome, welcome,’ said Mrs Mishra meekly and rapidly, doing namasté.

‘I am sure you have looked through the candidates’ applications and so on,’ said Professor Mishra jovially.

Professor Jaikumar looked very slightly surprised. ‘Yes, indeed,’ he said.

‘Well, if I may just indicate a couple of lines of thought that might smoothen the process tomorrow and make everyone’s task easier –’ began Professor Mishra. ‘A sort of foretaste, as it were, of the proceedings. Merely to save time and bother. I know you have to catch the seven o’clock train tomorrow night.’

Professor jaikumar said nothing. Courtesy and propriety struggled in his breast. Professor Mishra took his silence for acquiescence, and continued. Professor Jaikumar nodded from time to time but continued to say nothing.

‘So –’ said Professor Mishra finally.

‘Thank you, thank you, most helpful,’ said Professor Jaikumar. ‘Now I am fore-warned and fore-armed for the interviews.’ Professor Mishra flinched at the last word. ‘Yes – most helpful,’ continued Professor Jaikumar in a noncommital manner. ‘Now I must do a little puja.’

‘Of course, of course.’ Professor Mishra was taken aback by this sudden piety. He hoped it was not a purificatory rite.





18.9


A LITTLE before eleven the next morning the committee gathered in the glum-panelled and well-appointed office of the Vice-Chancellor. The Registrar was present too, though not as a participant. A few of the candidates were already waiting in the ante-room outside. After some tea and biscuits and cashew nuts and a little casual social chitchat, the Vice-Chancellor looked at his watch and nodded at the Registrar. The first candidate was brought in.

Professor Mishra had not been feeling entirely happy about the way preliminary matters were going. Apart from Dr Ila Chattopadhyay, who had continued in her abrupt vein this morning, there was something else that was bothering him. He did not yet know for certain what had happened to Pran’s father. He knew that for some reason the counting had not finished by the time of the local news bulletin on the radio the previous evening, for if it had, the name of the winning candidate would have been announced. But that was all he knew, and he had not been able to get in touch with his own informant. He had left instructions at home that he was to be called as soon as any news on the matter was received. Any excuse would do; and if necessary the information could be noted down, sealed in an envelope, and sent in to him. There would be nothing unusual in this. The Vice-Chancellor himself, who was – and took pride in being seen to be – a busy man, was forever interrupting committee meetings by taking telephone calls, and indeed sometimes signing letters that peons brought in.

The interviews went on. The clear February sunlight pouring through the window helped dissipate the grand but dampening atmosphere of the office. The interviewees – thirteen men and two women, all of them lecturers, were, for the most part, treated not as colleagues but as suppliants by the Vice-Chancellor; the nephew of the Chief Minister, on the other hand, was treated with excessive deference by both him and Professor Mishra. Every so often a telephone call would interrupt the proceedings.

At one point Dr Ila Chattopadhyay found it necessary to say: ‘Vice-Chancellor, can’t you take your phone off the hook?’

The Vice-Chancellor looked absolutely amazed.

‘My dear lady,’ said Professor Mishra.

‘We have travelled a very considerable distance to be here,’ said Dr Ila Chattopadhyay. ‘At least two of us have. These selection committees are a duty, not a pleasure. I haven’t seen one decent candidate so far. We are due to go back tonight, but I’m not sure we will be able to at this rate. I do not see why our torment should be further prolonged by these endless interruptions.’

Her outburst had its effect. For the next hour, the Vice-Chancellor told whoever called that he was in the middle of an urgent meeting.

Lunch was served in a room adjoining the Vice-Chancellor’s office, and a little academic gossip was exchanged. Professor Mishra begged leave to go home. One of his sons was not very well, he said. Professor Jaikumar looked a little surprised.