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The Hazards of Sex on the Beach(3)

By:Alyssa Rose Ivy


"Already done. I wondered where your extra phone charger went."

I felt a weight lift off me. Getting my stuff was one of the things I was dreading most. "Thanks so much."

"Not a problem. I did it right after kicking him in the groin. Now that was the more fun part."

"What?" I nearly swerved into the shoulder of the road, but I corrected at the last second. "You didn't."

"Oh yes I did. And when he screamed like a baby, Reed told him to man up because his actions were anything but that of a man."

"Wow. Crazy."

"Mallory was mad I got to him first, but she did slap him."

I smiled picturing my other roommate pouting because Juliet beat her to the punch. "I have the best friends."

"Because you're a great one. I can't wait to see you. I promise it's all  going to be okay." Juliet's words hit home even more than my mother's.  Maybe it was because she was going to be there with me. Facing Aaron was  going to be hard no matter how I did it, but it would be much easier to  do with my friends at my side.

"I know it is, plus I did something crazy the other night. I have to tell you about it."

"Oh?" Her voice lilted. I had her attention.

"It involves a hot guy, and I don't even know his last name."

"Cara!" She shrieked.

"What? What did she do?" I heard Mallory in the background. I hadn't  realized she was there, but I didn't mind. The three of us generally  told each other everything. I hoped they weren't too annoyed at me for  avoiding their calls for the past few weeks.

"I'll tell you guys later. I'll be there soon."

"Okay. See ya, Cara."

"We love you!" Mallory yelled.

I smiled as I turned toward campus.

Juliet and Mallory were waiting on the front porch of our sorority house  when I arrived. A spot right out front was open-making me immediately  suspicious. Suspicious or not, I wasn't going to pass by the space.  Juliet ran down the steps and yanked open my door before I'd even cut  the engine. "You're here!"

I unbuckled. "Who did you boot from this spot to save it for me?"

"No one. I left my truck there until you called." Mallory smiled.  "That's why it was so easy to park. Your car's half the size of mine."

Without waiting, my roommates pulled out my bags from the back and started walking toward the house.

I grabbed my remaining bags and followed. I'd definitely over packed for  the month long break. Juliet keyed in the code and held open the door.

We walked straight through the living room where I was given quite a few  sympathetic looks from my sisters. Clearly, the news had spread. I  smiled as brightly as possible and headed upstairs.

I followed the girls into our room. "Uh, what's that?" I pointed to a giant brown teddy bear with a blue bow lying on my bed.

"We figured you might need someone to cuddle with. He's cute, big, but he won't snore or come with any annoying baggage."

I laughed. "You guys are crazy."

"Yeah. Yeah. Now spill." Juliet sat down on my bed, snuggling my new bear against her.

"Hey. You have someone to snuggle with." I pulled it back and sat on my  bed, leaning back on the pillows covered in pale pink pillow cases.

Juliet crossed her arms. "Fine, but tell us about this guy."

"This guy with no last name." Mallory sat down by my feet. She had her  long brown hair pulled back in a braid. It was a different look for her.

"Love the hair, and he does have a last name, I just don't know it."

"And? What happened with this guy?"

I took a deep breath. "I had sex with him …  on the beach."

"What?" They both shrieked.

Mallory's eyes gaped open. "Please tell me you used protection."

"Of course, and remember that you hooked up with Colt on a whim." I  clearly remembered Mallory sharing the details of her one night stand.  Of course, her hookup became a relationship and mine wouldn't. I hadn't  even given Chase my number.

"I've known Colt forever."

"Don't bother starting in on Dylan." Juliet cringed when she said her  ex's name. She'd hooked up with her long time crush while skinny  dipping. My story may have even beaten hers.

"Well, I did it. The sex was incredible, and he was the complete opposite of my type, and I just walked away."         

     



 

"And you're okay with that?" Juliet turned to look at me.

"Yes. He asked for my number, and I said no."

"Wow. That's really not like you." Juliet messed with her chipped nail polish.

"Guys, it was good. It was exactly what I needed. I made such a big deal  about losing my virginity to Aaron, but now he's not the only guy I've  been with. It's better this way. Sex doesn't have to be the big deal I  made it."

Mallory and Juliet exchanged a look.

"So who wants dinner?" I wasn't about to let my friends rain on my  parade. I'd done something absolutely crazy, and I felt good about it.  Who cared that I'd thought about Chase every day since, or that he was  now in my dreams?

"Do you want to go out or would you rather we ordered in?" Mallory gave Juliet another look.

I knew what her question was really asking. "I'm not going to hide out  in my room for the next four months. He's the jerk who's been sleeping  around on me."

Mallory paled. "Of course. That's not what I meant. I just didn't know if you'd feel like going out."

I sat up. "Let's go to Al's."

Juliet gave me a ‘you've lost your mind' look. "To eat? You want to eat at Al's when you're sober?"

"You guys do serve pizza there." The pizza place that Juliet worked at  and Reed managed was notorious for its awful pizza but great beer. It  was also a go-to hangout, and there was a good chance a bunch of Kappas  (i.e. guys from Aaron's frat) would be there.

"Okay, I get what you're doing." Juliet stood up. "I know you want to  show the Kappas you're not afraid. That's great. Absolutely great, but  couldn't we at least eat somewhere else first and then go out for beer?"

"Yeah. That's a great idea." Mallory nodded enthusiastically. "We could even just grab something at the student center."

"Nope. We're doing this."

"Let it be known that I'm only doing this because I love you." Juliet  zipped up a hoodie sweatshirt. January evenings in Charleston often  dipped down into the forties.

"If it's good enough to serve to paying customers, surely you can handle  eating a slice tonight." I decided to forego a sweatshirt. My cable  knit sweater would do the trick. If there was a chance I'd run into  Aaron, I wasn't going to do it looking frumpy. He needed a reminder of  what he'd lost.

The walk over to Al's was short, but it felt longer than usual that  night. A mix of nerves and the cold made every step seem difficult.

"He might not even be there." Juliet looped her arm through mine.

I leaned into her side. I may have had a jerk ass for an ex-boyfriend,  to use Juliet's term, but I had awesome friends. "He finally stopped  calling, so I'm guessing he got the hint."

"It was either that or the nut shot from Juliet." Mallory looped her arm  on my other side. "Reed had better be careful not to piss her off."

I smiled imagining Juliet's ninja moves. "You guys should have heard the  first few messages. He didn't even try to deny it. Instead he tried to  rationalize it."

"Rationalize it how? How could he possibly explain that?" Mallory scrunched up her face.

"Oh, Aaron tried. First it was all her fault, she just wouldn't stop  pushing him. Then there was the ‘we have history' excuse, and then  finally the best one: it's good you caught me. Now we can move on."

Juliet stopped short. "He didn't. He actually said that?"

"He did. He actually thought I'd want to stay with him."

"Arrogant prick." Mallory started moving again which meant we all did.

"I don't want to see him, but I know it's bound to happen. I still don't know what I'm going to say to him."

Juliet held out her hand palm up. "Just tell him to go fuck himself."

"Juliet!"

"What? It's not like he's going to be getting any action."

"He will if he wants." I pulled my arms back and crossed them over my  chest. I regretted my decision to leave my sweatshirt at home. "Plenty  of girls like him." I'd had to swallow down my annoyance at girls  throwing themselves at him more than a few times.

Mallory laughed, and I knew something was up.

"What? What did you guys do?"

"Who us?" Juliet gave me a sheepish look. "Nothing."

"Out with it." I didn't care what they did, but I still needed to know.         

     



 

"Well, you know how I'm on Panhel this semester?" Mallory asked.

"Yes." Over winter break, Mallory had accepted a spot on the Sorority Council.

"I may have accidentally let it slip that he was a cheating bastard with  a small dick, and the rest of the girls may have spread the word to  their houses too."